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This chapter contains Regal bashing.

"What are you doing?" Kratos asked.

"I'm spying on Regal. He's evil."

"Hmm. Okay." Kratos said as he looked through the window. "AHH!" He screamed. "UGLY!"

"Yeah, I know! You get used to it..."

Kratos had stopped twitching. "Right. So anyway...who are you?"

"I...am the princess-- WAIT! I mean prince! Prince Mithos!" The now-known-as-prince-prince announced.

"Okay. So WHY did I come here?" Kratos asked Yuan and Mithos.

"! We... ... ...Oh yeah, I remember. We're trying to save the world from the evil...AND UGLY Regal." Yuan explained

"Oh yeah... We have the emerald...thingy..." Kratos said.

"WHAT!" Mithos shrieked. "THAT'S ALL YOU HAVE?"

"Well, yeah. Pretty much."

"GO TO DEATH MOUNTAIN YOU -BEEP-S!" Mithos screamed.

"Okay gosh!" Kratos said angrily "We will!"

"Wait!" A girl with pink hair shouted. "I have to teach you this song! And my name is Presea..."

"No, I don't really feel like it." Kratos said.

"KRATOS!" Yuan shouted.

"Fiiiiine."

Presea began to whistle a tune. 'Do do do...do do do...do dodo do do...'

"Now you play it." She instructed.

Kratos started to play on his panpipe. Do do do...do do do...do do do do do...

"You learned Mithos' Lullaby!" Presea said.

Kratos looked over to see Mithos asleep on the concrete. "What a loser." He said.

"WHAT DID YOU SAY!" Mithos screamed as he stood up.

"Nothing...nothing.."

Then Yuan and Kratos left the courtyard...

"HEY!" Kratos complained. "I just stepped on some weird guy in a red hat..."

"MAMAMIA!" The 'weird guy in a red hat' exclaimed. "It's-a me-a! Mario!"

"Oh, weren't we supposed to find a Mario...?" Yuan asked.

"Yeah!" Kratos said. "HEY MISTER! WE NEED YOU TO ...um...GO BACK TO ZELOS OR WHATEVER!"

"Durrrrr...OKAY!" Mario said stupidly.

"Wow! That was easy!" Kratos said happily. "I guess we should go get our reward!"

"YOU'RE GONNA TEACH ME A SONG!" Kratos screamed in Zelos' face.

"Yeah, I guess so." The red-haired boy replied.

"Fine...I suppose I'll learn it..." Kratos said loudly in a disappointed tone.

"Whining will get you nothing."

"SHUT UP!" Kratos shouted.

"Okay, now learn the song so my pony doesn't trample you...Do do do...do do do...do do do do do..." Zelos hummed.

"Augh, terrible!" Yuan moaned.

The Kratos began to play...do do do...do do do...do do do do do...

Then Epona ran up to Kratos and trampled him.

"AUGH!" Kratos shrieked in pain. "I THOUGHT YOU SAID IT WOULDN'T TRAMPLE ME!"

"Oh..." Zelos sighed. "Maybe Epona just doesn't like you..."

R&R! Hope you liked this chapter. Sorry if you're a Regal fan...I;m not so I decided to bash him in this chapter.