Kirbykirby: Do the disclaimer Epona!

Epona:...

Kirbykirby: Um...Yuan! Do the disclaimer!

Yuan: Kirbykirby726 owns nothing except the story.

"Hey Yuan...do you know where we're supposed to go...?" Kratos asked nervously.

"YOU FORGOT!"

"Eheheh...yeah..."

"Death Mountain! DUR!"

"You sounded like a retard." Kratos commented.

"Rrr..." Yuan growled.

Yuan and Kratos began their walk to Kakariko (I hope I spelled that right) Village.

"HEY LOOK!" Kratos yelled. "CUCCOS! BWAHAHA! DEATH TO CUCCOS!" Kratos began slashing at the cuccos. The fowls got angry and mobbed him. "AHAHHAA!"Kratos screamed.

Eventually, the cuccos killed Kratos and the words 'Game Over' appeared above him. Then Yuan pressed the reset button and they were back at the entrance to Kakariko Village.

"Dejavu..." Kratos said.

"BWAHAHA!" Yuan laughed. "I HAVE THE RESET BUTTON! NOTHING CAN STOP ME!" Then the reset button disappeared in a 'poof' and Yuan began to sob.

"Darn it...there goes my world domination..." He moaned.

"What?"

"Eheheheh...nothing..." Yuan replied nervously.

"Right...Now what were we supposed to do?"

"GO TO DEATH MOUNTAIN! HOW MANY TIMES ARE YOU GOING TO ASK ME!"

"Um...fourteen."

"You weren't supposed to answer that."

"Oh... HEY LOOK IT'S THECUCCO LADY!" Kratos exclaimed as he ran over to...'Anju'...(Her name in Majora's Mask)

"What the heck do you want? I need somebody to find my cuccos!" Anju said.

"Is there a...PRIZE?" Kratos asked excitedly.

"Maybe."

"I'M IN!" Kratos said loudly. "Hmm...let's see...OOh! I found one!" Kratos ran over to a cucco, picked it up, and threw it in the chicken pen. "I win!" He claimed whie grinning.

"No...there are still seven more cuccos left." Anju stated.

"Oh..." Kratos sighed.

Now imagine Kratos doing the same thing seven more times. (Including the "I win" part.)

"Whew...I'm done!"

"Here's a bottle!" Anju said as she gave Kratos his reward.

"Cool!" Kratos exclaimed. "Wait...shouldn't you have RECYCLED that bottle...?"

"Err..." Anju began to say guiltily. "UH MAYBE!" She shouted as she ran out of Kakariko.

Yuan was still mourning over his loss of the reset button. "Sniff sniff...now I'll never be able to control everything..." he sobbed.

"YUAN WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!" Kratos asked loudly.

"NOTHING! Why don't we go to Death Mountain...?" Yuan asked through clenched teeth.

"Okay...Hey mister! Could you open the gate for us?" Kratos asked pleadingly.

He didn't realize the man was asleep and all he got for a response was a snore.

"Okay, I'm climbing over the gate." Kratos announced loudly as he started climbing on the iron bars.

Still no response.

"I'm almost over the gate..." Kratos was sitting on top of the gate.

"I'm OVER the gate." Kratos said proudly as he jumped down from on top of it.

"Oh geez, that was wonderful." Yuan said sarcastically.

"Yeah, yeah...SHUT UP..."

Yuan and Kratos walked/flew up the Death Mountain Trail.

"Hey lookie at this weird village!" Kratos said as he walked inside Goron City. "What the heck is with these things...? They're odd creatures..."

"They're Gorons stupid." Yuan said boredly.

"Oh...Look! The Royal Family's crest!" Kratos exclaimed. He began to play Mithos' Lullaby.

"Now Mithos, I need you to--" The king started to say until his son fell asleep. "WHAT THE HECK?"

I'm gonna end it here, so I can update my other stories. I hope you enjoyed it!