The second chapter is here! Muahahahahaahah!

Sephiroth: You can't laugh like that.

Me: I can't?

Sephiroth: No it should go like this (Clears throat) MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHA (Cough cough cough) Man I gotta stop doing that.

Me: So it should be like this? Muahahahah coughcough?

Sephiroth: No, so if you don't mind, I'm gonna kill Aerith. (He gets ready to kill Aerith)

Aerith: Sephiroth… before you kill me, I just wanna say that…. I love you."

Me: WTF!

Sephiroth: How? We are sworn enemies! But you are pretty cute.

Aerith: Let's date!

Sephiroth: Okay. (Leaves with Aerith with a bunch of money in his pocket)

Me: O.o……Okay…. that is the most weirdest pairing I have ever seen.

Cloud:…..Aerith dump me….. for a guy… with silver hair…. Why! My hair defies gravity! Porque esto me paso? (Why did this happen to me)

Me: Porque los hombres se ven tan sexy con el pelo plateado. (Because guys looks sexy with silver hair)

Cloud: Hay tu no ayudas. (Ah, your no help)

Me: Y desde cuando sabias hablar espanol? (And since when did you know how to speak spanish?)

Cloud:…..Your right? Since when?… I don't know.


The day after yesterday it was night in Kim's house and she and Ronwhere outside preparing everthing for thetrip. Ronchecking the list for the field trip. The list could almost reach the floor. Ron gets a pen and then starts to mark a few things. "Okay, let's check the list now K.P. Shirts?"

"Check."

"Pants?"

"Check."

"Short pants?"

"Check."

"Bathing suit?"

"Check."

"Toothbrush?"

"Check."

"Hair brush?"

"Check "

"Underwear.?"

"…Check."

"Rufus?"

"Check."

"Bra?"

"Ron!" She slaps him.

"Hey! I'm sorry. I mean girls stuff?"

"Check."

"Bueno Nacho food? That is so check."

"Put it some wear else so it wouldn't rot in our suit cases."

"Uh Kim… who is that guy that looks gothic walking to us?" They look at the man walking to them. He had black hair, his skin was pale and his eyes where black. He had a black trench coat and black boots. Kim looked at him with a weird face. She never really seen a person that scary before. The man smiled at him. Ron walked behind Kim. The man stopped close to her.

"Are you Kimberly Ann Possible?" The man asked.

"Yes that's me. What do you want?"

"Rumor says that you can do anything and I wanted to test your strength and I want you to fight me."

"I think I can handle it but no knife or weapons." She said while crossing her arms.

"Kim, are you sure?"

"I can handle him."

"I don't play fair, Kimberly!" He jumps high in the air over Kim and landed right behind her. Kim was surprised after what she saw. She never seen a human do something like that. Not even Shego. Then he jumps to her to do a high jump kick but she luckily moved out of the way because he's really quick. To quick. He rushes to her and does continuos punches but she defended herself by blocking with her arm, then she kicked him in his legs that he fell on the floor and was about to do an uppercut to him but he disappears out of know where. "Where did he go?"

"Right behind you." The man said behind her. She gasped and looked back and saw him but before she could react he punches her right in the face and she falls to the ground. She slowly tried to get up but since he punched her in the face, blood was coming out of her nose. In a different area Wes and Rui were walking in the sidewalks of the Middleton close to Kim's house trying to relax on what they needed to do. but they here a noise close to the neighborhood and they ran to see what happens and they see the fight.

"Wes, what is that?"

"Some man fighting a girl and she's getting seriously beaten up. To me that isn't fair."

"Your going to help out?"

But then that man get a knife and tries to stab it at her but then she does a back cartwheel. "So are you going to give up?" The mysterious man asked. Wes runs to him and then does a high jump kick behind him. The man fell on the floor and Wes grabbed the knife and threw it away. "Uh thank." Kim said in a confused tone.

"Don't mention it." Wes answered . But then the other man gets up with rage that he tackled Wes on the floor and he started to punch him continuously. Rui tried to stop him but the man grabbed her and threw her so hard that she hit a tree and she fell unconscious. "You'll pay for hurting her." Then he pushes the man really hard then kicks him in his leg and punches him in the face and he grabbed him and then threw him to the same tree Rui was hit. Good thing she wasn't there. The man gets up and then jumped on a tree and then jumped on top of Wes. He got him pinned. "You shouldn't have interfered. Well there could be a reward for you getting in the way." Then the man opens his mouth. Wes then saw something weird. The man had two sharp teeth.

But then Kim pushed him hard out of the way before that man could've done… what he was about to do to Wes. But then the man gets up and looks at Kim with anger. You two will pay and I'll be back. He then runs away. Kim gives Wes a hand on getting up.

"That was close, and who are you?" Kim asked.

My name is Wesley Ford (I invented the last name) and this is my friend Rui.

"Your friend? Not a… girl frie-"

"No. It's kinda cool the meet a girl that knows a lot of fighting technique. You could go out to save the world and with no fear."

"I really do those kind of things."

"Ha, your serious, are you?"

"Did you ever heard me?"

"This may sound weird to you Kim but… I come from another world."

"Okay… this is a 9.7 on the weirdness scale."

"The world where I come from has strange creatures. Look I'll prove it to you." He gets a pokeball from his pocket and then the ball opened and out came out a creature that looks like some kind of pink dog with big ears. "That's and espion."

"Okay you convinced me. So… why did you come here?"

"To tell you the truth, I wasn't from that world. I actually belong in this one."

"And how did you know that?"

"When I was young my family came here for some vacation."

"Whow, now my answers are answers." Kim said.

"And you must be the sidekick." Rui said when she saw Ron.

"Wow that girl noticed me."

"Hey where did that guy go to?" Ron asked. They all look and see that he was already gone. "There was something weird about that man. He had strange teeth." Wes said. "When he tackled me and then tried to do something to me but I don't know what." Then a bat flies around close to the gang but then it started to get lower and heading to Kim and it looks like it was going to bite her. Kim didn't move when she saw the bat flying to her. The bat opens his mouth and heads to Kim.

"Kim, look out!" Wes shouts. He pushed her out of the way just in time before the bat… bites her but it bites him right in the neck. The bat flies away and Wes falls on the floor. His neck started to bleed. Ron got a cloth and then put it in his neck. Dun, dun, dun. You know what's going to happen.

"Wes are you ok?" Rui asked.

"Did that thing just bit me?" He standed up while holding the cloth in his the wound.

"I think we need to take you to the doctor." Kim answered.

"I'm fine, really."

"Then let's go to Bueno Nachos! I'm starving."

"I think we could go there." Then they left but Ron stopped Kim for a second.

"Uh Kim?"

"Yeah Ron."

"You don't think that guy you saw was a –gulp- a vampire?"

"That's it Ron no more scary movies for you. You and your weird imagination."

"I hope."

(Bueno Nachos)

"This is actually good I never tasted mexican food before." Said Wes While holding a naco in his mouth. "Rui want some?" She looked at the cheese dripping out of the naco and it and got grossed out by looking at it.

"I think I'll pass." Then continued to drink the soda.

"Hey Wes thanks for helping me stop that guy."

"Hey no problem Kim, I help people. Well I think it's time to go."

"Do you really have to go?"

"I think I could come back to visit. It's just that I wanted to search for my family."

"Why?"

"I was kidnapped by some… bad people when I was just five years old. I can't… remember them much and I… want to try to find them. I may find them or maybe not."

"Oh I'm sorry."

"That's okay." He gets up from the table and Rui got up too. "Nice to meet you Kim and Ron I ho.." But before he could continue he stopped. He didn't move for a second. He then remembered when that bat bit him. He slowly put his arm in the neck where the bite marks where. Then he felt dizzy. He put his hand in his head. He fell on his knee and then fell on the floor unconscious with his eyes open.

"Wes!" Rui shouted.

"What just happened?" Kim asked herself while checking his neck. "I feel no pulse! Ron! Get the ambulance, now!"


Me: Not bad.

Spongebob: Have you finished with those errands?

Me: No.

Spongebob: Wanna Krabby Patty?

Me: Diet.

Spongebob: Wanna play with the leaf blower?

Me: Ooooh. Gimme. (They both then started to suck everything with the leaf blower all around bikini bottom)

Spongebob: Bahhahahahah! This is fun.

Me: Me like.

Squidward: Our universe is in danger since our world lies within that teenage girls imagination and she could create mayhem. (Then sucks squidward into the leaf blower)