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-- Goron City --

Kratos had just played Mithos's Lullaby, and the door slid open. "Helloooo?" Kratos asked.

"WHO'S THERE!" A voice shouted.

Yuan and Kratos walked through the tunnel that was really dark so you can't see anything, and saw who said that.

It was a...goron...with a grayish beard. Yup, that's how I describe him.

"I am King Altessa." Altessa announced. (don't you think that Altessa bears and uncanny resemblence to Darunia? I do...)

"Uh...hi..." Kratos said sheepishly. "We were wondering if--

"NO!" The Goron King screamed. "NO! I'M ANGRY! CHEER ME UP!" he demanded.

"Um...okay..." Kratos leaned over to Yuan. "What should I do to make him happy?" He hissed quietly.

Yuan frowned. "Well...let's ask Martel! We should go back to Kokiri Forest!"

Kratos began twitching. "All...the way...BACK!" He yelled.

"Yup...but...maybe there's a shortcut..." Yuan thought aloud.

"SOUNDS GOOD!" Kratos agreed and ran out of the room quickly.

- Later -

Kratos and Yuan found some boulders to bomb. Please don't ask how they lifted up the bomb flowers without the bracelet. OH! I know! Team effort! Or they got one of the Gorons to do it for them...yeah, that's what they did...

-- Lost Woods --

"Hey!" Kratos exclaimed. "This isn't Kokiri Forest!"

Yuan rolled his eyes. "It's the Lost Woods. Duh."

"I wish you would stop doing that...it's really annoying..." Kratos complained.

"Just shut up and go to the Sacred Forest Meadow."

Kratos sighed angrily (is that possible...?) . "I don't know if you forgot, but...I HAVE NO CLUE WHERE WE ARE!"

"Oh, right. Sorry... go..that way..." Yuan directed. They did that for a while.

"Finally!" Kratos sighed, exhausted.

Yuan rolled his eyes. (He has eyes...uh...yeah...) "It only took one minute..."

"Oh...right...now where are we...?"

"THE SACRED FOREST MEADOW!"

"And where's Martel...?"

"IN THE SACRED FOREST MEADOW!"

"Okay, sheesh...but there are a lot of Deku Scrubs...and they're trying to hit me..." Kratos moaned.

"Well duh. Just dodge them, stupid."

"STOP CALLING ME NAMES!"

- Later -

Kratos sighed. "Okay, I go past them now where-- Oh, hi Martel!"

"Hi Kratos! Wanna learn a song?" Martel asked.

"Um..sure. Does it make people happy? I need to make this one weirdo happy..."

"I guess..." Then Martel began to play on her panpipe that looked EXACTLY like Kratos's.

Do do do, do do do, do do do do do...

"Sounds easy enough." Do do do, do do do, do do do do do...

YOU LEARNED MARTEL'S SONG.

"Yay!" Kratos cheered. "I learned the song! SEE YA!"

"Jerk." Martel muttered as Kratos ran back to the Lost Woods.

Kratos ran into Altessa's room, panting.

"O-okay...I can m-make you happy..." He began to play on his panpipe.

The Altessa started dancing. He looked like a complete loser.

"OOoo!" he exclaimed. "That's a cool song! You can have this bracelet!" he said as he handed a bracelet to Kratos.

"Hey!" Kratos yelled. "THIS THING IS DORKY!"

"Well sorry it's too DORKY for you."

"Yeah! It is!"

"But you use it to pick up Bomb Flowers..."

"REALLY? COOL!" Kratos shouted. "Now can you just give me the stone thing...?"

Altessa nodded and picked up a rock that was laying on the ground. "Here you go."

"NOT THAT! THE SPIRITUAL STONE!" Yuan screamed.

"Oh, that. NO WAY PUNK! JUST HELP US WITH THE DODONGOS!"

"What are Dodongos?" Kratos asked, confused.

"They're lizards that are in the cavern that we get our rocks from. Now we're gonna starve..." Altessea groaned.

"Wait..." Kratos began. "You EAT rocks?"

"Yup."

"You guys really are stupid."

"Thanks."

"That wasn't a compliment." Yuan said.

"Oh..." Altessea looked at the ground. "Will you help us?" He begged.

"What's in it for us?" Kratos asked greedily.

"THE SPIRITUAL STONE!"

"Oh! Of course! Why didn't you just say so? Let's go Yuan!"

Then Kratos and Yuan ran out of Goron City.

"Hmm..." Kratos muttered. "There's a huge boulder in front of the cavern...what should we do?"

"There's a bomb flower!" Yuan exclaimed. "Pick it up and throw it!" he commanded.

"Mmkay." Kratos yanked the bomb flower out of the ground and threw it at the boulder. It blew up.

"Yay!" Kratos shouted happily. "Let's go!" Then he jumped off the cliff and landed on his ankle. "OW!" he screamed in pain."MY ANKLE! I'LL NEVER BE THE SAME AGAIN! WHY DIDN'T I GET A STUNT DOUBLE?"

"Because you're an idiot." Yuan commented smugly.

"Good thing I've got..." Kratos paused for suspense. "THIS FAIRY!" He announced as he pulled out the bottle Anju gave him. He pulled off the cap thingy and the fairy flew out. "Heal me!" He ordered.

The fairy squeaked and healed his ankle and his heart meter. Then he and Yuan went into Dodongo's Cavern...

There, done! Hope you liked it!

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