Disclaimer: The only thing I own of Wild Arms 2 is the cd the game is on. I own no rights.
AN: Forgive my insanity but...I thought of this and just had to do it. There is going to be some oocness, but it's for humor!
Booty Call
-One day in the town of Meria Boule-
Tony: Hey Dude! Now that I'm fifteen can I go with you and the others on an adventure!
Ashley: Sure, but it's just me and Kanon making a routine check around Meria Boule. Still want to come?
Tony: Yeah!
-An hour later, waiting for Kanon-
Tony: -looking through a travel bag- Hey Dude? What's this?
Ashley: Oh, that's the Booty Call.
Tony: Realy! It can find booty? Good booty?
Ashley: Eh, sometimes, sometimes not...
Tony: Oh look! Here come some hot girls! Quick, turn on the Booty Call and see which one has the finest booty!
Ashley: -sweatdrop- Eh, that's not the booty I was talking about. Let me show you.
-Click-
Beep Beep
Tony: See I told you! Look, that girl's booty is flashing!
Ashley:-pale- That's not just some ordinary girl! That's Kanon! And it's only flashing because she has-
Tony: Aw yeah! It's definately working cuz here she comes!
Kanon: What are you two doing?
Ashley: I was explaining to Tony that you're hiding some booty under your cloak-
Tony: Yeah, some fine booty too!
Kanon: -Glare-
Whack
Smack
Thunk
Thud
Ashley: -Black eye, swollen cheek, loose teeth- I wath twying to tewl oo thath 'boothy' meanth tweathuw, not ath!
Tony: -Black eye, bloody nose, swollen bumps on head, swollen cheek- Buth it sthill wowketh! Shthe doeth have a nithe ath!
Ashley: -Glare-
Whack
Wham
Thunk
Ashley: Appawently you need to gwow up sthome mowe befowe oo can go athventhuwing with uth!
Tony: -twitch twitch- ou ou ou
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AN: Yeah -Rubs the back of her head- Sorry, but I found it funny when I thought of it...-shrugs-