The next morning, everyone at the X Men's house woke up, and started to go about their morning routine.
"AAAAAAHHHHH! What like what happened to my hair? Why is it like, totally purple?"exclaimed Kitty.
Rogue, who was next to take a shower stared at her.
"I didn't know you dyed your hair. You look...um, good."
"Good? Good! What happened to it."
"What do you mean? I suppose you dyed it."
"I so did not!"
Rogue shrugged, and went into the shower.
"All right, who's idea of a joke is this!"exclaimed Logan.
He came out with his hair a bright purple.
"All right, now whoever did this, had better come right out and say it! They are gonna get it! Was it you, Elf?"he yelled, and pointing his claws at Kurt.
He stopped realizing that Kurt was now all purple.
"Just look at me! I'm all purple!"
"They got you, too?"exclaimed Scott.
"Oh, my hair! And where's my watch!"asked Jean.
"What's the problem here?"asked the Professor.
"It looks like someone has placed a curse on this place, and now everyone has purple hair!"said Evan.
"I so can not go to school like this!"whined Kitty.
"Um, of course you can."the Professor assured her.
"I am so going to die!"
"Well, I'm not going!"exclaimed Jean.
"Um, don't you have that big exam today?"asked Ororo.
"Oh, yes. But...my hair."
"Your hair is fine. Everyone will simply have to go to school as usual!"said the Professor sternly.
"But...but..."
"No buts about it. Your education comes first."
"You can talk!"exclaimed Rogue, and everyone went back upstairs.
"I want everyone here for breakfast in ten minutes!"
"I think there's something wrong with my image inducer. I still have a purple hair, and I have a purple tinge to my skin. It just doesn't look normal."said Kurt.
"You look fine. You will simply have to say you're a little anemic."
"My money's gone!"Scott yelled out.
"You already spent that much money?"
"No, I don't have any gas, either."
The professor gave him the money, and Logan drove them to school.
"Now, listen here, kids. Whoever did this, make no mistake I'm going to find out!"he said, as they all climbed out of the car.
"Well, what's up?"asked Pietro, as he walked up to Magdalena.
"Nothing."she said. "Just...a boring day as usual, I guess."
He nodded.
"So, you were telling me yesterday."
"Huh?"
"About that one guy."he said. "Fabian, or whatever his name was."
"Oh, yes! Have you seen him?"
"A few times. So, you like his hair."
"Of course. He has quite expressive eyebrows, also,don't you think?"
"Eyebrows?"
"Of course! I love guys with thick eyebrows. I hate it when they wax. Anything! The only thing they should shave is their beard if they don't look good with it! Other than that, no! Only women shave and wax. Never men!"
Pietro almost fell. He always took very good care not to let his eyebrows look too thick. And the same for his arms and legs. A lot of guys had smooth legs. He didn't know it would be such a turn off. He made a mental note of that. Oh, well, that money can go towards other things, he thoughts, as he remembered the money he spent on waxing, shaving cream and all that. The important thing is to think how I'm going to grow a mustache. Fast!
Suddenly, they heard people laughing.
"What's all the fuss about?"
"I don't know."
They watched the X Men file in. Some were wearing hats. The girls were trying to hide their faces.
"No hats in the buildings!"someone exclaimed.
"Wow. Is that in style, or what?"and they heard a roar of laughter.
They paused in front of Pietro and Magdalena.
"Oh, boy! Really! That is rather indecent, I think."she said, laughing. "But going to such measures to get attention!"she giggled.
"Oh, they're a bunch of weirdos."Pietro said to her.
"I can see that."