Nny gets a Job at Wal-mart
((AN: since I have worked at walmart many a customer has filled me with a rage, although many are very kind (typically the ones 11 and younger are nice, and old people are nice… I never got along with teenagers and young adults) but I have wondered oneday, while holding my walmart issued box cutter, what whould Johnny do? This is going to me a Comciac Fan fic with some gore and fun, so read on))
Johnny sits in his living room, bored, "maybe if I got a job I could buy more brainfreezys and keep myself busy" he wondered outloud. He got up and walked out the door to his car and drove to his first stop, Napa, he walked into the Door and asked, "are you hiring?"
The man replied, "what do you know about cars?"
Johnny though for a moment then replied, "good point…. Hmmm… they need gasoline and oil changes"
The man then said, "ok, what does a tune up consist of?"
Johnny didn't reply
The man then asked, "What's a Fuel Pump, Or a Timing Chain?"
Johnny began to get angry, "don't you train people!"
The Man replied, "you have to know what your selling. A lot of time people don't know what there doing and will say something like there car is stalling or it's shaking when they brake… honestly if they couldn't figure that out they shouldn't be working on there own car, but hell it's money for us… anyways, we don't train people that don't know anything about cars."
Johnny held back a the fillings he had to tear his face off for now, he'd come back after he had a job, he got back into his car and drove to Subway, they weren't hiring, then KFC, he looked at the window, it said help wanted. He walked into the Restreaunt and filled out an application, then drove to Wal-Mart.
He got out of the car and walked to the courtesy desk. "are you hiring?" he asked the man there.
The man replied, "yep, we are hiring in Lawn and Garden, Hardware and Receiving. You can fill out an application by layaway on the computer.
Johnny walked to layaway and sat by the computer, he never messed with computers but he figured it out after a while, most of the questions were about drugs, Johnny wrote about how he hated drugs and how the people who used them were ignorant fools.
After an hour of the same questions worded different we drove home.
((this will get more exciting this was kind of an intro))