Dave sat across the table from nny and asked, "so Johnny, what Department are you interested in?"
Nny replied, "well, Hardware seems interesting…"
Dave wrote something on his pad of paper, "well, is that what you would like to do, the job requires mixing paint, and keeping the area neat"
Nny replied, "yes… that sounds better than the others you said on the phone"
Dave asked, "of course we will train you how to mix paint" he called Code M Tyler to the training room over the intercom, "Tyler is in charge of Hardware, he will be asking you some questions now"
Tyler walked into the room and sat next to Nny, "hello, you are Mr. C. right?"
Nny replied, "You can call me Nny"
Dave Left the room
Tyler asked, "so Nny, were have you worked before?"
Nny replied, "this would be the first"
Tyler then replied, "weeelll, how would you react to an angry customer"
Nny though to himself, 'I'd show him that what it's like to really be in a situation, I'd…" but Nny knew that wasn't what get him a job, although he really wanted to say that, so he replied, "I'd call a manger to talk to him if I couldn't reason with him." Nny was beginning to not like this interview thing.
Tyler then asked, "How do you react to a problem?"
Nny then said, "what kind of problem, there are many different kinds of problems people face, and you can't react to everyone the same."
Tyler smiled, "that's a good answer"
Nny became agitated, "what kind of problem are we talking about?"
Tyler thought for a moment, "Let's say that a person comes to work intoxicated, how you react?"
Nny thought "I'd drag them out of the store, explain how ignorant they were for putting that substance in there body while making them wish they…" but then he replied, "I'd call management and notify them of the situation"
Tyler wrote something down on his pad of paper, "good… now how do you feel about drugs? Like Pot, Meth, Cocaine, and such?"
Nny replied, "well, the people who use those things are ignorant people that are becoming weak shells of there formal selves, becoming dependent on there poisons, slowly killing themselves, and dissolving there minds. Now drugs are horrible things that destroy people"
Tyler replied, "Now I'm sure you're not on drugs, but you still have to take a test before we hire you." He hands Nny some Documents, "take these to a doctor and perform a drug test and when you pass you are hired"
Nny took the papers, "I would never take drugs" he replied.
Tyler replied, "I'm sure, just take it anyways… I'll call you when the results come in"
Nny took the papers then went out of the associate only area, "I hate doctors" he thought to himself.
He walked out of the store and to his car, and drove toward home, looking at the papers and the road at the same time, he read threw it until he got the part about the urine test, "they want my piss!" he yelled to himself, he didn't like that idea.
He drove the rest of the way home ranting to himself.
He walked in the door of his home and put the papers down on the table. He grabbed one of his knifes and wiped it off with a rag, wiping of the dried blood.
Nail Bunny talks to Nny, "maybe this could be a good thing Nny, think about it"
Nny replied, "I don't want to piss in a cup for someone!"
D-boy then said, "Why are you even trying to live a normal life? Nny, honestly, you can't!"
Nny growled, "Just Shut up!"
