Title: Everybody Wants To Be A Witch.
Disclaimer: I do not own anything from Harry Potter. But if I did things would be so different you wouldn't even know that it was Harry Potter. I don't own the song either that belongs to Disney. It's Everybody Wants To Be A Cat, with some changes.
Summary: The girls and boys get into a fight.
After singing in Potions and pretty much ruining Snape's good day the Slytherins and Gryffindors headed to McGonagall's class. Once the students were seated and quiet, Professor McGonagall began to speak.
"Students, I'm going to separate you into two groups. Witches on the left side of the room and wizards on the right. Today you will be working in your groups to try and finish the spell assigned to you before the other team. Whoever wins will not have to do tonight's homework. The losing team will write a two-foot essay on the importance of doing spells in groups. Does everyone understand your assignment?" The boys and girls nodded and sat quietly waiting further instructions.
"Good. Now the spell you will be working on Dormir Largo. It's spell used by healers and parents to help patients and children sleep for an extended amount of time. Now, begin." The students nodded once more and began to work...well, some of them began to work, while others chatted.
"We are so going to win, I mean really, they can't beat us." Pansy said in a voice full of confidence. The statement caused Draco to look up from his textbook and send a glare towards the girl.
"You, win? Please. That's not gonna happen. Everyone knows wizards are better than witches." All the students stopped and waited for the impending fight. The boys couldn't help but nod in agreement, while the girls looked downright pissed.
"Excuse me? It's a proven fact that witches are so much smarter than wizards." Lavender pointed out what she knew to be true. No one really noticed the up-beat music that began to fill the room.
"Everybody wants to be a witch, because a witch is the only witch who knows where it's at." Hermione stood and sang her very accurate opinion.
"Everybody's pickin' up on that female beat, 'cause everything else is obsolete." Millicent, a Slytherin girl, added her voice to the song and stood next to Granger.
"I've heard some corny witches who tried to sing, but a wizard's the only wizard who knows how to swing." Draco and Blaise sang together, giving a pointed look to Millicent, who wasn't that great a singer or dancer.
"Who wants to dig a long-haired gig or stuff like that?" Lavender sang and stood along with the girls next to Millicent and Hermione, needless to say her part in the song didn't make much sense. Both the boys and girls shot her confused looks, but shrugged it off and continued with the singing battle.
"Well everybody wants to be a wizard. A witch with a wand, makes you wish you weren't born, everytime she casts," Harry took up where Draco and Blaise had left off and sang his own insults.
"And with a wizard in the act, he's gonna set this magic back to the Stone Age days." All the girls picked up this line and dared the boys with their eyes to sing back.
"Everybody wants to be a wizard, because a wizard's the only wizard who knows where it's at." The boys took the challenge and sang.
"While casting spells you always have a 'Disaster' mat, 'cause everybody digs a swingin' cat. Everybody digs a swingin' witch!" The girls finished their song, with all the girls joining in and fireworks going off in the background. Unfortunately for them, the boys didn't play fair and were working on their spell while singing the song.
"Done!" Seamus and Dean shouted. The girls stood in shock. The boys had beaten them! No, it couldn't be true. Hermione was too stunned to answer and stood with her mouth open in shock. Professor McGonagall, who had watched the song with disinterest, walked over to the boys to check the spell. She looked down to see a sleeping Neville. She pulled out her wand and ran some tests. The spell was perfect.
"Well done boys. No homework for you tonight. Girls I want those essays first thing tomorrow." With that McGonagall swept out of the room. Sullenly, the girls packed up their stuff. Draco grinned and leaned on the wall next to Blaise.
"Guess wizards really are better than witches, huh?" Blaise didn't answer verbally, just nodded and watched as the boys cheered and the girls pouted. On the other side of the room two girls mirrored the Slytherin boys' positions.
"They so cheated." Pansy whined.
"Yeah, they did. But we should have expected it, they couldn't beat us in a fair race." Millicent responded.
"I guess so. If I didn't get to hear Draco sing I'd be really mad right now." Millicent rolled her eyes at Pansy and yelled.
"Yes, he does have a great voice, but seriously shut up about it!" Everyone paused and looked over towards the two girls. The silence was broken by one voice.
"Yes! I'm not the only one! Millicent thinks the worshiping of Draco's voice is unnecessary too!" Ron proceeded to do a happy dance, with a big grin on his face. Malfoy however began to pout...again.
"The worshiping of my voice is not unnecessary. I deserve to be worshiped." Blaise rolled his eyes and patted the blond on the back.
Okay, there it is. Believe me I am so aware that this is not as good as my first story. And yes, I'm using songs from a whole bunch of different movies instead of just one. The Dormir Largo is Spanish for Sleep Long...I think. Please read and review. Thanks. Oh and if you review I promise to bow down to you and worship you. Thanks...again.