Disclaimer: Umm I own…. A cat… clothes… I OWN AN NCIS FIRST SEASON DVD THINGY… Oh wait…. I got that from netflix… Never mind. I don't own anything.

Authors note: Okay, so I was told to make things longer. I can so totally do that. I just have to make a few tweaks the parts of the story already written on Microsoft word ) I was also told there was a few confusing parts, I'm trying to fix that. So everyone knows, McGee will the first few chapters. Than Gibbs does one short one, then the rest is Ziva. I tell you when there's a prospective switch so don't worry. Oh… and despite what everyone just found out they're all kind of not upset sounding. So I'm just going to say that they're in denial.

Tony gave one of those 'close call' looks, and Ziva looked confused. "So, McGee, you get the address?" Tony tried to break the silence and gave 'I know you didn't but just say something' look and I groaned.

"I wonder what that was about." Ziva gave me a quizzical look; did she seriously think I knew what happened?

"Okay, my top guess, he just found out x-wife number one just ransacked his boat." Tony laughed.

"Don't be stupid Tony. The Starbucks probably got blown up." Ziva smiled.

"No, no. No. No." Tony said each 'No' kind of choppy, "He just found out wife number three had a kid and it's his."

I rolled my eyes, I was thinking something along the lines of, No, he probably just found out Tony took one of his dates to Gibbs' house instead of his own apartment. Now Gibbs went to have someone ritually pure it. I didn't say that of course.

Tony said something that no one would repeat. Ziva threw something that hit Tony right in the forehead. She said, "That was disgusting. I wish you'd grow up."

I was about to say something but couldn't because Gibbs came storming into the room, the veins on his neck bulging, eyes flaming, face redder than Abby's lipstick.

Gibbs slammed his fist on to his desk. He let out a long attack of curses. Through it all I managed to get. "Kill… Jenny… Kidnapped…" Jenny? I thought whose name is Je- OH! Director Sheppard…

"Gibbs," Tony started saying, "What happened, without all the cussing, please? Now what I heard was Director Sheppard kidnapped someone so now you're going to kill her." Gibbs glared, got up, and walked over to Tony. Gibbs' angry form hovered over him and raised his hand. Less than a second later, Tony's head whammed against his desk with a crack.

Ziva and I stood up at the same time. She said something first, "GIBBS? WHAT THE HELL?"

Gibbs ignored her walked back to his desk. Tony lifted his head and groaned. The desk was cracked where his head hit it, and blood spattered the desk. He got up, probably to go see Ducky, but Gibbs glared, and Tony sat back down.

Gibbs spoke, an icy calm in his voice. I'd rather been Tony right then, who later told me he couldn't hear Gibbs through the throbbing in his head than be able to hear the obviously pissed man. "Now, I'll say this so you all can understand." Gibbs surveyed the three of us, me pale as a ghost, Tony holding a tissue to his bleeding head, and Ziva looking uncharacteristically wide eyed and frightened despite trying to mask that.

Gibbs continued in his icy-calm voice, "The director has been kidnapped, and I was the unfortunate person to find out first." My mind flashed back to Gibbs' telemarketer turned anger causing call. "Through a telemarketer call no less. So, let's inform a few people and GET OUR ASSES MOVING!" Gibbs' icy calm turned into the explosion of Mt. Vesuvius, sending all of us, the little villagers of Pompeii scattering to figure things out.

I found myself jogging in place in the elevator, and bursting out of the doors to Abby's lab to explain everything to her. "So what was the phone- Omigawd, McGee are you okay?"

"MCGEE, are you okay?" Abby repeated. I was looking behind Abby my only thoughts, Wow… she changed the lab around… Huh. "Okay McGee, I changed the lab around nice of you noticing, now what happened?"

I shook my head to get the random thoughts out, and busted out, "THE DIRECTORS BEEN KIDNAPPED, GIBBS SLAMMED TONY'S HEAD INTO A DESK WICH IS NOW BLEEDING-"

"Wait, Tony's desk is bleeding?"

"I just told you the directors been kidnapped and that's the first thing that comes to mind, and I meant Tony's bleeding."

"Oh… Okay. Continue ranting."

"Well, I'm almost done now but here's the rest, AND GIBBS CAN ONLY BE COMPARED TO THE EXPLOSION OF MOUNT VESUVIOUS."

"Wow… can you imagine how that must've sounded if someone was reading that? Wait? Gibbs exploded?"

"Not literally…" That's when it hit me exactly how crazy everyone here was. "So, Abby…. Should we do something or just stand here?"

Abby's eyes went wide, "Oh, right. 'Director Kidnapping' issues, on it." Abby paused, to think about something. She shook her head a little and walked over to her computer as I walked out of the doors.

"McGee!" Barked Gibbs. Oh, great. I know that voice, he's dragging me somewhere. I winced a little without anyone noticing. I seriously did not want to be in a car with Gibbs right now. "Yes. Boss?"

"Go get one of the vans McGee, we're going to the Directors' house." Gibbs barked to me.

"But, but Boss. How are we going to get in?" I whimpered…. Why do I always whimper? Gibbs dangled some keys. I sighed, as I walked into the elevator I heard Tony say, "You know it's kind of disturbing he has keys to her house." Then, a sharp whack and "Ow, sorry, Boss…. At least it wasn't as bad as five minutes ago." I couldn't help but smirk a bit.