Banana Tears

Chapter 3 Limited Too of DOOM

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------------------------------Next morning---------------------------

"Ah!" Taruto squeaked his eyes shooting open as a pillow was thrown at his head. "What the-!"

"WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP NA NO DA!" Purin screamed in Taruto's ear pelting him with other various objects until he decided to stagger up and hit her with his own pillow.

"Ugh! What time is it?" Taruto groaned sounding more like an old man than a small (REALLY small X3) child. Before Purin had a chance to answer, Taruto grabbed the still-ticking clock from the pile of things that had airily assaulted his head. ((Authoress: does this even make sense?)) "NAN DESU KA! It's 5am!"

((nan desu ka-what?))

"Yepp!" The blond girl chirped, already dressed. "I'm HUNGERY na no da!"

"I'm going back to SLEEP damnit!" He sighed flopping back down on his futon. Though, to no avail, as seconds later he felt things being chucked at his head once more. "URG! FINE!" He shouted getting up and stomping his feet as he walked towards the door.

"Wait!" Purin squealed blocking doorway. "You need to change your clothes before we can eat na no da!" She commanded ignoring her severe lack of logic.

"WHY? That's STUP-" He started to argue, though before he finished Purin had left the room so he could change. Mumbling to himself, Taruto replaced his old clothes with a pair of new ones that were strangely identical. "I'm DONE!" He called opening the door.

"Dame Taru-Taru! You were supposed to change! NA NODA!" Purin scolded whacking him lightly with the back of her hand.

((Dame- no good))

"What?" Taruto whined whacking her back. "I DID!"

"Nuh-uh! Na no da!" Purin argued placing her hands on her hips.

"Yea-HUH!" Claimed the amber haired alien. "I just have the same clothes!"

"Huh!" Purin gasped "THAT'S SO SAD! Na no da! We'll go to the mall to get new clothes then na no da!" She added completely misunderstanding the concept of having more than one pair of the same outfits.

"Wait- wha? I though you were HUNGRY!" He groaned, completely confused now as he raised his hands as if to ask 'why me?'.

"PURIN CAN WAIT; SHE MUST HELP A FRIEND IN NEED!" She claimed heroically instructing Taruto where to teleport them to.

Arriving at the mall, Purin dragged Taruto directly into the evol store of DOOM.

((For those who have never been shopping with me: it means Limited Too.))

"Uhh….." Taruto commented, addressing the fact that the store was full of skirts and pink and other un-guyish things.

Before Taruto could explain further what he meant by 'uhh….', a store clerk wearing a tag that read 'Hello my name is Ethaleoson and I love 4Kids!' came over to the two wearing a horribly frilly pink and orange dress and an obviously fake smile. "Hello!"

She said petting Purin's head enthuastically. "What are you looking for?"

Replying happily, Purin said "Taru-Taru needs some new clothes!"

"Ok then. I'll find your SISTER a nice new dress then!" Ethaleoson laughed dragging a thoroughly freaked-out Taruto towards the dressing room. "Come on TARB! How about PINK?".

"WHAT? LEMME G-" Was all Purin heard before his voice was dround out by that of the other 4kid worshipers who ran around the store.

((Not to be disscrimative against Limited Too, but last time my little cousin dragged me in I did a survey, and there were about 14 different people who liked Mew Mew Power))

"PURIN?" Cried a surprised Ichigo who led Kisshu (by the hand of Corse!) into the store after her friend.

"ICHIGO ONEE-CHAN! KISSHU ONII-CHAN!" Purin squealed delightedly as the couple approached her. "What are you doing here na no da?"

"Umm… well you see!" Kisshu started laughing. "We were just shopping in Victoria's Secret and-"

-Ichigo stomps on Kisshu's foot-

"OWW! Ok uh, we were just shopping!" Kisshu said rubbing his foot as Ichigo laughed nervously.

"Ha-ha.. so what are YOU doing here Purin?" Ichigo asked friendly still blushing.

"PURIN IS BUYING CLOTHES FOR TARU-"

"Purin..? I'm changed!" Taruto called awkwardly, stepping out in front of his three friends wearing a poofy pink dress that he muchly despised.

-awkward silence-

"NAN DESU KA?"

Ok me ish feeling lazy again, so it'll end there. In the next chapter things will start to go wrong, and there will be tears. But no 'beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep' noises just yet! REVIEW!