Uh...insert greeting here?
Disclaimer: I don't own Yugioh or anything that copyrighted that might appear in this fic. I only own the plot hole spell and some made up super heroes.
Notes that will appear in every chapter 'cause I think people (ie, me!) randomly forget:
1: Everyone is sorta out of character. Ohnoes
2: Shippings: Random hints of Yami/Yugi and who knows what else.
Yugioh!...the movie?
By Bilbo-sama
Yugi blinked, "Say what?"
"You're pregnant, young man. And I don't vant to know how you managed that." Dr. Spiffy handed him a big pile of papers and directed him to outside where she had a conversation with Ryou.
As Yugi read the papers (which were about what to do and what not to do while pregnant and other things) in the waiting room, poor Ryou had to learn all the joys of being female.
Cue everyone looking up when they heard, "I'M GOING TO HAVE A WHAT EVERY WHAT?!"
And Yugi felt that he was lucky that he was only pregnant and not turned female.
Meanwhile...
A blue haired boy in blue robes and hat grumbled as he tried to remember a spell. It was the same spell that some fangirl hosting a dating game show casted and somehow transferred him from 'The World' to this place.
"Aha! I know now! Ploticus Holius!" He raised his staff and a random plot opened up. A very tanned teen with spikey blonde hair with a psychotic look on his face jumped out of it, scaring the boy in blue.
"YAY! I'M OUT OF THE SHADOW REALM! GO ME!" The spikey haired boy was now doing a little dance. Then suddenly, he stopped.
"Dammit, thats not like me at all! I must stay in character!"
The boy in blue had no idea what the tanned boy was talking about...that and he was saying something in some language he never heard of before.
"Erm, excuse me, but what's wrong?"
The tanned boy stopped cursing and turned to the blue child, "You fool! Don't you know where we are?! We're in a humor fanfic, where you can go OOC in a matter of three seconds! State your name, little boy!"
"I'm Elk and I'm trying to get back to 'The World!' Who are you?" the boy said shyly.
"I am the dark side of some guy called Malik. The pharoah and his little friends call me Yami Malik, Yami no Malik, Malik, Marik, The Other Malik, Malik's dark side...the list goes on." He then started to laugh evilly while Elk decided to refer the lovable crazy psycho (no wait, thats Bakura...) as Yami Malik and wondered when he was going to stop laughing evilly.
"DA, DA DADA DA DA! DA DADADADA!" shouted some random figure on top of a building while humming to the theme song of Star Wars. And no, its not Anzu...erm...Draco Lady...whatever.
It was Serenity looking a tad crazier than Yami Malik for she decided to jump off the rather high building and thanks to the power of Anime, she only got a few scratches when she landed.
She whipped out a giant mallet from nowhere and proceeded to continually bash Yami Malik who didn't do anything except laugh evilly.
Elk's widened and was dancing on his toes while trying to figure out how to SAVE the psycho from a more psyco-er girl when he accidentily bumped into a blonde haired girl in aqua with the scariest expression ever.
"YAY! ITS TIME TO BASH A CHARACTER WHO DIDN'T DO ANYTHING SO FAR! EXCEL IS SO GONNA LOVE THIS!" She screeched while waving her arms like a nut case. Her purple haired companion smiled and randomly collasped.
"Are you okay miss?" Elk said worriedly.
"Don't worry, Hyatt always does this. If she spews blood thats normal too...unless she spews too much then run for the hills, for the city will be three feet swimming in blood! But that is kinda fun if you want to go swimming!"
"Erm, k?" Elk just backed away slowly and when he was far enough, he was running away screaming and forgeting about the plot hole which closed up.
Serenity finished beating Yami Malik into a pulp and snatched the Millennium Rod which he was holding the whole time.
"YAY! NOW THE ENTIRE WORLD WILL BOW DOWN TO ME!" She ran off plotting some sort of evil.
Yami Malik, who was magically healed thanks to the power of cartoons (and anime), sulked and said, "oh fish sticks! No wait...ARGH! CURSE YOU AUTHOR! CURSE YOOOOOUUUU!" You can hear the fourth wall creaking and someone saying "Curse words! I just fixed that wall!"
And no, there won't be any authors appearing...directly at least.
Meanwhile...
Yugi walked down the street wondering on how he was going to survive the next nine months while Ryou looked a tad pale on the prospects of the evil monthly. She had a feeling that she's going to have some nightmares about it. Then she thought of something:
"Yugi?"
"Yeah?"
"Whose the father of your child?"
Yugi pondered a bit. "I don't know. I don't remember doing...oh..." His eyes widened as he had a random flashback which wont be shown for it contains things that can scar you for life.
"What's wrong, Yugi?"
"Erm, I think its Yami."
"Oh." Then Ryou stopped in her tracks. "Say what?!"
"Or was it Kaiba-kun? I can't see their face clearly...Pegasus? Hell no!"
"Yugi-kun!" Ryou never expected to hear THAT from Yugi.
"Sorry, Ryou-chan, I forgot how much you hate cursing..."
"Go on, Yugi-kun."
"Some random Mary Sue? Nah...the torso didn't look feminine enough..."
"I think thats enough making the readers ponder on the subject Yugi-kun..."
"It is? Then, I'm hungry!"
The fourth wall creaked again while some voice sighed and went to go get some duct tape.
Meanwhile...again...
Anzu was happily celebrating her victory over the giant fish. Its now being used as food for some starving nation somewhere.
"Anzu?"
"Yeah, Peaches?"
"How come you never did a little speech thingy? All the other girls did a speech thingy..."
Anzu smacked her head, "Ah man, I forgot to do that but I wanted to kick some giant fish fins. Oh well, I'm going to stalk my crush now."
Naturally, it was Yami who was currently running away from fangirls.
"EEE! Yami, sign my shoe!"
"Yami! You are sooooo hot!"
"Liek, yeah!"
"Yami, will you /censored!/ with me under the full moon?" On that statement, Yami decided to run faster.
Anzu's face hardened. Damn those fangirls and trying to raise little carbon copies with Yami (under the weight of guilt that he got the poor girl pregnant blah blah blah)!
"Fear not, young man! I will save you!" She jumped on Peaches back (who decided not to tell her that she needed to lose weight) and had him air diving to snatch Yami from the evil fangirls.
"Thanks, strangely clad girl! Who are you?"
Anzu was surprised at first and then sighed in relief. Apparently, no one recgonizes her in her new form.
'SWEET!' She thought as she replied "I am...DRACO LADY! Mistress of Dragons and protector of the innocent blah blah blah!"
"Erm, thats nice..." Yami said as he thought 'who is that girl?'
The fangirls fumed and went off to find their Yugi loving comrades. One of them has a tranquilizer gun that they need to borrow...
As they ran off and Anzu flew off in the sunset with Yami screaming "hey, you can let go of me now!", two figures watched and sulked.
"Dammit, I thought WE were the only superheroes of this city!" said one with a girl's voice.
"Stop whining, Konekowoman and help me adjust my mask!" shouted the other one with some familiar pointy hair in the front.
"Yes, master Fix It Man..." Konekowoman said sarcastically.
"Its FIX IT MAN, you fool!" Fix it Man yelled in a He-man kind of voice.
This seems short for some odd reason...
Apparently, I can't write a humor fic without some crossovers. But crossovers are so fun to do...
Next chapter, Anzu meets Fix It Man and Konekowoman, Yami finds out on whats wrong with Yugi, Isis gets a rabbit which acts like a rabid guard dog when Malik, Rishid, or any other male are in the same room with it, Otogi (or Duke Devlin) meets Berry, the extremely possessive imaginary friend (does anyone besides me watch 'Foster's home for imaginary friends?'), and Seto figures out on how to comunicate with people while only saying 'woof.'
See ya!