I guess I need to explain myself why I haven't updated for practically a month. Lesse…
1: School
2: My rabbit died on the 5th of November. /cries/ Thus this chapter is dedicated to him.
3: School
4: Me being lazy
5: My evil research paper of DOOM (wait, that counts as school, right?)
To sakurablossom: There's a Kaiba sister now? O.o; Why wasn't I told? /cough/ Anyway, I did say (erm, Mokuba did) that Aidena (or Mary in the Japanese version…I think it was Mary…) was uploaded into a android. Basically, she's Mokuba's robotic clone/girlfriend….that sounds weird though. But I got plans for them that would be an pathetic attempt to bring in some angst! YAY!
Disclaimer: I don't own Yugioh, Yugioh GX (the sequel), or any fandom that appears out of nowhere. I own some made up super heroes, random OCs (like Dr. Spiffy) and this fic.
More random notes:
1: Some characters will retain their original names. I'm too lazy to say who.
2: 4kids is planning to dub GX and air it next year when we have about 60 episodes to go. /blinks/
3: All actions made while someone is speaking (or in my notes) will be seen as this: /insert random action/word here/
4: I'm renaming this story as 'TIRFOD (The Insane Random Fic of DOOM): The Insanity Strikes Back' 'cause this is technically this is not a movie. Plus, its going to be a tad insane soon. XD
5: Everyone is OOC 'cause its more fun that way.
6: Ships: hinted Yami (or Atemu)/Yugi-ness, Mokuba/Aidena, Jounouchi/Mai (best pairing EVER), fangirls feeling stalker-ish, random pairings from other fandoms, and whatever couple comes up.
I'll shut up now for the notes is getting to be a page and 295 words long
TIRFOD: The Insanity Strikes Back
By Bilbo-sama
It was a beautiful day in the Duel Academy(1). The sun was shining, birds were chirping, and the students were dueling.
Well, the students would be dueling if it weren't for random dubbers invading the school.
A dubber pointed to a darkish blue haired boy in a Obelisk Blue uniform and said to him, "You are now Roy, the Duel Monsters Emperor.' Ryou, now Roy, blinked in surprise.
"No, don't do that," said another. "Bandai would sue and force us to give up on this project!"
All the other dubbers gasped and nodded in agreement.
A dubber turned to a brunette in a Osiris Red uniform, "what is your name, boy?"
Yuki's eyebrow twitched but that went unnoticed, "My name is Juudai Yuki but can you guys call me Bob?"
"Bob…isn't that the guy with the same name in that American show?" asked Asuka (from Obelisk Blue which seems to have all the girls residing in its dorms for some odd reason).
"Bob the Builder?" wondered Sho (many dubbers were thinking of calling him Stu).
Yuki had a evil grin on his face. Cronus, who just came back to warn Seto Kaiba of the dubber invasion (yet, he wanted to see everyone suffer), noticed the grin.
"Why are you smiling, Dropout Boy?" he snapped. He still believed Yuki shouldn't be here but the brat keeps contradicting him by kicking everyone's arse in a duel!
Suddenly, the music to the Bob the Builder opening started playing and a spotlight appeared on Yuki, who still has that grin on his face.
Then he started to sing. Badly.
"BOB THE DUELIST! CAN HE BEAT THEM? BOB THE DUELIST! YES HE CAN!"
Every student that was in the same room immediately started laughing and joined the insanity.
The dubbers gasped in horror.
"No! He's making fun of himself! HE'S MAKING FUN OF HIMSELF!" shouted one who then collapsed into a fetal position and started sucking his thumb.
"We never had problems with the original cast," muttered another while his fellows were running around screaming.
"That's right!" Everyone stopped (and the spotlight and music disappeared) to see the Kaiba brothers who were actually in the room the whole time, only they were lurking in the shadows somehow.
"That's because you snuck Rare Candies(2) in most of the cast's lunch until the end of the first season and then you made us realize we're trapped with you freaks for the rest of our lives," Mokuba said.
"And one more thing, you should - arf!" Seto paused and opened his mouth only to 'arf' again. Everyone stared at him in horror.
Mokuba turned his wide eyes to his big brother, "Nii-sama, what just happened?"
"Arf! Arf! Arf!" Everyone sweatdropped.
Suddenly, a random scientist burst into the room and said, "Seto-sama, we detected this problem and found that you've been like this for several years. There's one explanation, something made your past self to work on that chemistry set and it exploded some kind of chemical on you that changes your standard language."
"You mean the one that accidentally blew up that civilization?" asked "Roy."
"Yes," The scientist whipped out a small device from nowhere, "I need some volunteers to go back into the past and somehow attach this translator to Seto-sama's younger self."
No one raised their hands, fearing the wrath of a younger Seto Kaiba.
Cronus smirked a hidden smirk, "How about Yuki and Sho? Being from Osiris Red, whose going to miss them?" Several Obelisk Blue voiced their agreements. Not that Seto cared anyway.
Then Asuka stepped in, "Can I go too? I bet it would be fun!" Several of her dorm mates stared at her in horror for she's actually going to mingle with a couple of lowly students. The horror!
"I'm coming too!" Said Daichi, a student from Ra Yellow. If Cronus was horrified, he was hiding it well.
"Alright then," said Elrond, the protective Elvin father of Arwen from LOTR, who appeared out of nowhere, "I shall call you four, The Fellowship of the Kaiba."
"Doesn't 'Kaiba' mean 'Seahorse?'" asked a foolish dubber, who apparently must be new to the job. He shriveled up under Seto's death glare. The poor guy never had the chance.
"I am not going to answer that," said Elrond.
"We loose so many that way," said a dubber who was shaking his head sadly.
The scientist pressed a button on his watch and right on cue, several assistants came in with a funky looking machine.
"This is the time machine, it can hold up to six people at a time. Whoever is going, please enter the time machine one at a time," he paused, "I think it would be a good idea to have a teacher chaperoning during the trip, so who wants to go?"
Cronus immediately raised his hand, "Alrighty, you're chaperoning."
The assistants set the coordinates and time and turned the machine on. "All set, boss," said one.
"Cronus, you go in first, then miss Asuka, then Mr. Daichi, then Yuki, and finally you Sho go in last. Not to offend you, young one."
Cronus walked into the time machine and immediately disappeared in the vortex. The four students slash duelists followed suite…
Yami was sensing something outside his soul room. It was near his aibou's (3) room! He rushed into the dark passageway between their rooms and noticed something odd.
There was a third door right next to Yugi's.
A sign next to the door said, "Future site of Yugi and some random person's lovechild (85 percent chance that its Yami)"
Yami then fainted.
Meanwhile, Ryou (Bakura) and Yugi were at Burger World where everyone stared at Yugi as he ate his fifth cheeseburger.
"Yugi-kun, you need limit yourself on the burgers," Ryou quietly said to Yugi.
The small boy hissed and tightened his grip on the burger, "No! Not the preciousss!"
Then he sensed something in the puzzle. His eyes widened (which caused many girls to squeal at the cuteness that unintentionally produced), he couldn't feel Yami! And – no wait, there he is. He must of fallen asleep.
Ryou looked around and noticed that Yugi's fangirls are whipping out nets, again. She stood up.
"Eat fish sticks, fiends!" The fangirls hissed in pain as the fish sticks hit them in the face.
When they were done wiping their faces from the greasy fish sticks, Ryou and Yugi were gone.
"Say, where did they go?" asked one?
"I didn't know that this place sells fish sticks."
"I hate fish sticks!"
"This one smells like garlic and –" The fangirl exploded. Well, what do you know, she was a vampire in disguise.
Meanwhile, in a dark alley, Yugi and Ryou have stopped for a breather.
"I'm going to check on Yami for a bit," said Yugi. He focused a bit and found himself in the hallway between his and Yami's soul rooms just as Yami sat up and rubbed his head.
"Are you okay, Yami?" Yugi asked.
"Yes, aibou. Do you know anything about this?" He waved a hand to the third door.
"Erm, yes…"
"Well, what is it?"
"Apparently the future soul room of our supposed love child…and I'm the one carrying itm" Yugi noticed the odd expression that was appearing on Yami's face. "What?"
Yami's eyes started to shimmer, which was a very rare occurrence and it was a scary sight.
"Does this mean, I might be a DADDY?!" He squealed.
Scary sight indeed.
Meanwhile, Ryou was getting bored watching Yugi standing there with his eyes closed, hands cupping over the Puzzle which was floating, obviously talking to Yami via his mind. It was only interesting for the first five minutes.
So Ryou decided to talk to Bakura, which is a bad idea since the thief was sleeping somewhere in the Millennium Ring.
She was going to do that but a random warp opened up several feet from her and Yugi. So she decided to warn him for a possible fangirl attack.
As she was poking him repeatedly, she didn't notice that five people from the future jumped out of the warp caused by the time machine.
"So we're here. Now what?" asked Daichi.
"Should we split up?" Asuka suggested.
"Yes, sounds like a good idea. If any of us finds him, take note of the location for when we regroup later," said Cronus. He noticed that Yuki wasn't listening and was staring at something. "Oi, Dropout boy! Did you hear a word I said?" No answer. "Meh, his fault, not mine. Alright, lets split up. Daichi, you go with Asuka. Sho, stay with Tweedle Dee here. I'm going to wander off somewhere…"
The two students and the Obelisk Blue head walked off into different directions. Sho sighed as he tugged on Yuki's jacket.
"Aniki (4), we had split up to find Kaiba-sama in three groups. Aniki, aren't you listening?" He looked up at Yuki's face which held a look that Christmas came early.
Yuki pointed to the direction of what he was staring at. Sho looked to the direction and saw…
…Yugi Muto being poked repeatedly by a white haired girl.
"Yugi, you can finish your little mind chat with Yami later. The fangirls are coming! Come on, dammit!" Yugi was still standing there with his eyes closed, hands cupped over a floating golden pyramid.
"Like, OH MY GOSH! Its HIM!" squealed a starry eyed Yuki Juudai.
Yugi's eyes snapped open in fear as the rather feminine squeal registered.
"Good God, it's a fanboy!"
"Are you sure that he's not here for me?" asked Ryou-chan.
And Sho thought that Yugi Muto was a tad shorter than he thought he'd be.
Meanwhile, Otogi (5) was walking down a street trying to ignore the gasps and screams from fangirls on the other side.
What he didn't know that the girls were trying to warn him of a giant rubber band ball coming right at him.
Attached to said giant rubber band ball was a screaming hot-pink blob.
Since Otogi wasn't going to listen, a fangirl whipped out a megaphone with a voice dial from nowhere, set the dial, and shouted in likeness of Serenity's voice, "OTOGI-KUN, LOOK OUT!"
Otogi looked up and gasped as the giant rubber band ball came closer.
"No…"
"Get out of the way, dummy!" screamed the pink blob.
A shadow appeared on a roof top. It jumped onto a smaller shadow and the sunlight revealed a strangely clad girl riding a small purple dragon who had the likeness of Spyro.
The girl grabbed Otogi as the dragon did a swan dive and pulled out of it just in time before the giant rubber band ball ran them over.
"Thanks!" said Otogi. The girl was dressed with the strangest outfit he ever saw. It was like she took several ideas out of some of well-known magical girl shows. Only there were bits that looked like a dragon head and wings. But what was with the butterfly wings?
"Who are you?" he asked.
"I am Draco Lady, protector of the innocent, mistress of dragons!"
"But you forgot one thing, Draco Lady!" shouted a voice from nowhere.
Everyone turned to see two figures on a rooftop. One of them was holding the giant rubber band ball.
"And what was that?" snarled Draco Lady who dropped Otogi, who made it safely thanks to fangirls. Shouts of "get them off!" ensued.
The one in the Superman suit (only colored brown and orange and had an F where the S was made it original, sort of) said, "The giant rubber band ball." Draco Lady nearly fell over.
"I CAN'T DO TWO THINGS AT ONCE YOU KNOW!"
The girl in the cat suit pried the pink blob off the ball of death, "Are you okay?"
"Yes, I'm okay thanks to you! But I don't think that really hot guy is," it sounded like a female blob. So she pointed to poor Otogi where he was nearly being buried alive by fangirls.
The Superman wannabe picked up the blob and threw her at Otogi.
"GET OFF, HE'S MINE!" shouted the pink blob. The offending girls stopped and stared at her.
"And why should we?" asked one.
The blob snarled and thanks to the magic of anime, her anger was shown in the form of a giant demon head. The fangirls whimpered, released their death grip on Otogi and ran off.
"Thanks pink blob-" said Otogi before the thing interrupted, "My name is Berry!"
Otogi blinked, "Then, uh, thanks Berry! I owe you one!"
Berry hugged him and said "You're welcome!"
As this was taking place, Draco Lady was talking to the wannabe superheroes.
"So who are you two?" she asked.
"I am FIX IT MAN!" Fix It Man said his name in a He-man-ish voice.
"And I'm Konekowoman!" said the lavender haired girl in the cat suit.
"Wanna team up with me?" asked Draco Lady. Fix It Man and Konekowoman glanced at each other.
"Sure!"
Meanwhile, in Egypt…
An archeologist found a new tomb with some rather interesting inscriptions.
"GASP! This one tells how Pokemon ends!" He peered at another group of Hieroglyphics, "With a really crappy ending too!"
Wait, wrong tomb.
"YAY FOR ROCKETSHIPPING!...and Pokeshipping too."
In another crypt-like place, Malik and Rishid were sitting around waiting for Isis to come back with groceries.
The opening of the old trap door was heard and so was Isis's shout of "I'm home! And guess what I got!"
"Food?" guessed the Ishtar men.
"I got food but I also got some other thing!"
"The keys to a new place to live?" muttered Malik.
"Nope!" said Isis as she walked in. Rishid and Malik stared at what she was carrying in her arms.
It was a rabbit. A little brown rabbit.
"Isn't she adorable?" Isis cooed. The rabbit twitched its little nose and looked up to gaze at the boys in its cute bunny way.
"So its tonight's dinner?" asked Malik. He regretted it instantly when Isis fixed a glare to him.
"Tonight's dinner is waiting outside. I'm going to get it right now." She set down the rabbit on the couch. "So go ahead and acquaint yourselves with Fluffy."
"Fluffy?" The boys sweatdropped. If the poor rabbit was a boy, would it still be called that or Mr. Fluffles? (6)
Isis left the room to get the food. The boys looked at each other and turned to Fluffy who was sniffing the couch.
"It is kind of cute," said Rishid cautiously.
"Its just a bunny, what harm can it do?" muttered Malik.
Fluffy stopped sniffing and turned to the cynical men.
"Grrrrrrrr…"
Malik's eyes widened, "Did that thing just growl?"
"I think it did, Master Malik."
Fluffy continued to growl and was hopping towards them with hackles raised. Rishid could have sworn he saw sharp pointy teeth from Fluffy's mouth gleaming.
"Its getting near us!" whispered Malik.
"I don't wanna die!" whined Rishid.
"ROAR!" With that, the two hugged each other and screamed.
"What's wrong boys?" Isis rushed back in to see Rishid and Malik huddling while Fluffy sniffed Rishid's leg.
"Its in my hair! Its in my hair!" whimpered Malik. Poor Isis just sweatdropped.
Fluffy hid a furry evil grin.
"ITS GOING TO EAT MY SPLEEN!"
Random notes
1: That's where GX is set in. Kaiba made a dueling academy on a island somewhere out of nowhere. Obelisk Blue students are the elites, Ra Yellow are in between, and Osiris Red peeps are at the bottom. Three guesses why. XD
2: Rare candies, those little candy things found in the Pokemon games. Give one to your Pokemon and it'll go up a level. But in this fic (and Evil Togepi's), you can say its like a drug. Erm, yeah. gets sued by Nintendo
3: Aibou partner, pal, bestest best friend in the whole wide world! Just kidding on the last part.
4: Another way of saying 'big brother'
5: AKA Duke Devlin in the dub.
6: Random reference to the original TIRFOD. Only Mr. Fluffles was a lot less homicidal and was part of a parody to Hamtaro.
7: I might or might not be exaggerating on how vicious a rabbit can be. You have been warned.
Next chapter will be around sometime in late December. And I don't have any ideas for next chapter at the moment. So, ja ne! /rushes off/