Yes, I know, I once again took a rather long time to update but I have a few somewhat reasonable excuses:
1: School (damn you, research papers!)
2: writer's block
3: Laziness (which even Snickers can't cure!)
Disclaimer: I don't own Yugioh, Yugioh GX (the sequel), Digimon, Pretear, random Magical Girlsor any fandom that appears out of nowhere. I own some made up super heroes, random OCs (like Dr. Spiffy), Puppets of Darkness Anonymous and this fic.
More random notes:
1: Some characters will retain their original names. I'm too lazy to say who.
2: Ph34r the Yugi fanboy in GX episodes 18 and 19. XD
3: All actions made while someone is speaking (or in my notes) will be seen as this /insert random action or word here/
4: Everyone is OOC 'cause its more fun that way.
5: Ships: hinted Yami (or Atemu)/Yugi-ness, Mokuba/Aidena, Jounouchi/Mai (best pairing EVER), fangirls feeling stalker-ish, random pairings from other fandoms, and whatever couple comes up in my scary mind.
TIRFOD: The Insanity Strikes Back
By Bilbo-sama
Somewhere in the Jak and Daxter universe…
The Sculptor stretched as he exited his hut ready for the new day.
"Ah, it's a beautiful day, the sun is shining, birds are singing, and…my muse is spazzing. That's new." He turned to the squirrelfish muse. "Hey, dude, what's wrong?"
To his surprise, the muse stopped yowling in a tree to stare at him and said "They are angry…"
"Who is angry?"
"The readers…" Oh, it was thinking that creatures called readers are angry again.
So he decided to go along with it, "Why?"
"They just are…and they have pitchforks this time! HELP ME! SOMEBODY PLEASE SAVE ME FROM THE FLAMING PITCHFORKS!"
"Hey, what's with your muse?" asked Daxter.
"She thinks 'readers' are out to get her again." Jak, meanwhile, was wondering ifthe musegot into the coconut milk again.
"Ah."
Silence.
"Want to stare at the fisherman's new speedboat?"
"Sure!" The three walked off as the muse banged coconuts together screaming "I SEE STRANGE PEOPLE!"
"So let me get this straight," said Yugi, "You are from the future?"
"Yep!" replied Sho and Yuki.
"And the reason why you went to the past is to help Kaiba out with a problem that occurred during this time period?" asked Ryou.
"Yep!" the time travelers replied.
"And you're not going to tell us what's wrong, aren't you?"
"Yep!"
"Do you two say anything else than 'yep?'"
"No! I…er…we mean, yep!"
Meanwhile...
"Hi, my name is Riku, and I was /sigh/ a puppet of darkness," said Riku.
"Hi Riku!" said Kouichi, Jeri, Matt, Ken, Mawata, and Takako (A/N: I managed to forget what characters I wanted to add in here but you guys can think up random characters who seem to fit the bill).
A man with graying brown haired stood up and said, "Oh, I'm sorry, I thought this was Werewolves Anonymous. Can someone tell me what room it is?"
"It's the third door on the right from here," answered a random counselor.
"Thank you," The man opened the door and left, leaving it open for three people to enter.
"Ah, welcome back Malik," said the counselor. He noticed the freaked out expressions on Malik and Rishid's faces. "What's wrong with them, Miss Ishtar?"
"I don't know and they refuse to tell me but I think a half-hour in here will calm them down. Ciao!" Isis left the room, the door closing as if it was final for the two young men.
"Okay, Malik, what's wrong?"
Rishid gulped as he realized he was safe, "Isis got a rabbit."
"And what's wrong with the rabbit?" asked a cynical Matt.
"IT'S A GIRL!" (1)
Everyone gasped. The horror!
Bakura, lurkingsomewhere inside theMillennium Ring,was sensing something from Ryou. There was something very different about him.
He materialized from the ring and, not noticing the two surprised boys, took a look at Ryou.
"Okay, can someone tell me why Ryou here grew a rack?" He noticed the looks on everyone's faces. "What?"
He then noticed the two boys, "Who are they?"
Yuki made his best scary face (complete with a flashlight!) and said, "We are from the FUTURE! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!"
Bakura was not that impressed, "Riiight..."
Anzu was exhausted.Today, she found out that she was a magical girl, had to battle a giant fish, and met fellow superheroes that looked suspiciously familiar. Oh well, its time to go to bed anyway.
"Good night, Peach-chan!" The dragon sighed.
"Please don't call me that." But Anzu didn't hear the chibi Spyro wannabe for she was also sleeping.
"I wonder if I should warn her of that ceremonial dream-gets-interrupted-by-older-generations-of-past-Draco-Ladies…nah…"
/Dream sequence START/
Anzu was randomly standing around in a field of pretty flowers. She couldn't move for some reason.
She then noticed Honda (Tristan) and Miho nearby wondering why they were there.
"Hey –" She suddenly couldn't talk but the couple look up anyway. Miho noticed something and pointed to what she saw.
Honda and Anzu looked up to see…
Magical girls. Lots of them…and a couple of boys here and there.
Peaches appeared out of nowhere. He took one look at the many defenders of Earth and said, "This is not the type of dream interfering that was supposed to occur!"
"The past Draco Ladies got tired of doing this every fifty years," said Sailor Mars.
"So, we're going to do it this time!" giggled Wedding Peach.
"But first, why am I here?" asked Izumi. (2)
"And that goes for me too," said Daisuke.
"And me," said about most of the female population of Hogwarts.
"And…us…for some odd reason…" said the original Power Rangers. (3)
Sailor Moon sighed. "Its because you guys somehow count as Magical Girls/Defenders of Earth. There really should be a 'magical boy' genre but usually youboys get possessed by something that is doing all the 'saving the world' crap but I guess that counts." Everyone gasped.
"She said a bad word!" Sakura shouted.
"And your point is?" asked Himeno.
"So I count as a magical boy 'cause I switch idenities with Dark by staring at Risa-chan?" asked Daisuke. A photo of Risacame out of nowhere and he suddenly transformed in Dark.
"That was random," he said.
"Erm, wouldn't Yugi Mutou count as one?" Arjuna mused.
"Yeah, he should be here…" said someone.
"WHO BLOODY CARES IF HE CAN TURN INTO A GIGGLY MORON IN FRILLY CLOTHING!" shouted an irritated Peaches. "CAN WE GO BACK TO WHAT WAS ORIGINALLY PLANNED?"
"Fine, fine, you big baby," muttered SailorVenus as the little dragon fumed. "You should really keep your blood pressure low, its good for you…"
"Anyway," said Angel Daisy, "you three are chosen to save the world from Evil Bob who wants to destroy and then rule the universe blah blah blah. But first you must monitor some poor sap chosen to hold inside them a child of great power. Tell no one of your secret identities 'cause evil will go after your friends and one of them was chosen to incubate the child until it decides to move into a female the said poor sap was hanging around with when it was growing and said sap is a guy. Pity him if you like."
"Who is it?" asked Anzu, just as her voice came back.
"We would tell you, Draco Lady, but we're running out of time. Ending very pointless yet plot convenient dream sequence. Good day to you all."
The place was turning white as Honda said to Anzu, "You're that moron Draco Lady?"
"Oh, just shut up."
Anzu's eyes snapped open. She blinked as sun shined through the window.
"Wierdest dream EVER."
Peaches' eyelids twitched.
"That wasn'tsupposed to be adream, baka."
"I was being sarcastic."
"Riiight."
1. I had a female rabbit once. She would bite, scratch, and/or growl (yes, they can do that) if you ticked her off. And it wasn't just her, I have heard stories from other people how rabid theirs acted…
2. Or Zoë from Digimon Frontier/Season 4 and to me, she really does fill in the Magical Girl guidelines. Or you can ignore this and move on...
3. Just don't ask why they are here. I never did watch Power Rangers when I was little, but I feel that whoever is making all these spin-offs is trying to overkill the original.
Anyway, now you guys will have to wait for awhile until I update again 'cause now I have two research papers to do. Pity me.
Sometime this month or next month, I'll be starting Anzu's magical girl adventures as Draco Lady (Title pending). And its going to be all dramatic and a bag of chips. And its going to be less funny than this. /everyone gasps/
Ja ne!