I'm baaa-aaack!
Sorry for taking a long time to decide to update. You can blame the Sims 2, school, laziness, my habit of imagining every chapter that by the time I decide to write it turns out not to be what I wanted it to be, and writer's block.
Any, I'm finally sixteen (my birthday was on Easter…weird…)! YAY I'M OLD! XD And I spent Spring Break reading actual books obtained from Amazon dot com. All hail Howl's Moving Castle!
Disclaimer: I own nothing in here that's copyrighted by some other person (such as Yugioh, .hack and random references to Douglas Adams and Diana Wynne Jones' books) but I do own copies of random manga and DVDs. I also own Draco Lady, Anoka, Fix It Man, Konekowoman, the civilization Yellforbob, the plot hole spell, and some made up Millennium items. I sorta own Anoka's friends Nichole, Hyper, and Mali…they were thought up by my friends though…
Notes:
1. Ph34r The Sims 2. Ph34r it I say!
2. Some characters will be retaining their names
3. If you're wondering where Anoka and pals came from, read 'Mokuba's Crazy Yami' if you want. (and erm, is Anoka a real Japanese name or is it just a name MS Word Spell Checker likes?)
4. And yes, they're Mary Sues…only they don't act like a Mary Sue sometimes…
5. Anzu's adventures as a magical girl is currently up and running…and needs to be updated.
6. Couples: Uh…I forget…
Now onto…whatever chapter this is…
TIRFOD: The Insanity Strikes Back
By Bilbo-sama
It has been about three weeks since that insane filled day…and there's nothing with Jounouchi doing his part so far, wonder what he has been doing?
But before we get to that, let's turn to a random plot hole opening in front of the park. And yes, opened by Elk who is STILL stuck in this world.
"Ploticus Holius!" A new plot hole opened up but to Elk's disappointment (wow, a big word!), and perhaps a feeling that this was going to happen again, four random girls fell out of the plot hole.
A girl with electric blue hair (and same color eyes) held up in three pigtails, the middle one was held up by a golden hair scrunchy that contains little Eyes of Horus here and there…anyway…got up and brushed off any dirt on her pants and belly shirt. She picked up her friends one by one. First she picked up the brunette in a tube top and knee-length skirt with a golden ring on her left index finger, then the blonde in the rather nice-looking mini-dress carrying a spork with the same Eye of Horus on the business end, and finally, the dark-haired girl in a normal shirt and pants who whipped out a strange looking machine-thingy from nowhere.
And judging from the rather long paragraph and perhaps some grammar errors, they must be Mary Sues. But Elk didn't know that as he asked, "Are you all okay?"
"Yep!"
"And who are you?"
The blue haired one said, "I'm Anoka!"
"I'm Hyper!" said the girl with the ring.
"I'm Mali!" said the blonde in the mini dress.
"And I'm Nicole!" said the last girl.
A smirk was seen on all their faces as they said, "And we're…THE VERY SELF-CONCIOUS MARY SUES!" while making random poses.
At the sound of 'Mary Sues,' Elk decided to turn around and run for his life. And he forgot about the plot hole again.
Meanwhile, in space…
In the rather nifty Starship Heart of Gold
"Hmm, apparently, according to the computer's Improbability Drive thingy, we are now approaching the semi-improbable Anime Galaxy," said a two-headed, three-armed ex-hippie known as Zaphod Beeblebrox.
"Does this mean we're going to go there for no reason at all?" asked a man with a British accent (1).
"Well Arthur, just because we found a random galaxy doesn't mean we're going to visit it," answered Zaphod's girlfriend Trillian.
"That's fine with me 'cause visiting one of the Digital Worlds would be so depressing," said Marvin the robot.
"How is it depressing?" asked Zaphod.
"It just is."
"You're strange and useless," muttered Zaphod.
"Yes I am. Sad, isn't it?"
"And now for something different," muttered Arthur.
"What did you say Arthur?"
"Oh, nothing!"
Meanwhile
"What do you mean, we're moving?" asked Malik.
"We're moving 'cause I miss Japan (and I'm sure you two do), its getting to be tiring living underground because according to Fluffy, the official timeline of this anime is not going anywhere soon 'cause we're in a random fanfic created by a girl who has too much time on her hands and controls our lives with an iron fist….that and the climate here is too much for Fluffy."
CREAK. CRACK. CREAK.
"What was that?" asked Rishid.
"That would be the laundry being finished," answered Isis who cheerfully went to get it.
"I wonder if that rabbit is taking over her mind," mused Malik who didn't notice Rishid's scared expression until he started poking him, "What?" He followed Rishid's gaze to see…
"Grrrr…"
It was Fluffy who looked like she was about to strike.
"Shall we?" said Malik.
"Yes." They stood there for a moment. And then:
"AAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHH!" They both ran for their lives from the wrath of Fluffy.
"Boys, pack up your things! The plane's leaving in six hours!" Isis shouted obliviously to their screaming. She picked up a box and dumped A LOT of things into it…and they happen to be Fluffy's.
"Fluffy! Come here for your bath! You need to look nice for the plane!"
Where Jounouchi is:
Wait, before we get to that, lets go back in time…
16 days ago:
Jounouchi was pretty much having a normal day.
He got up.
"Yaaawwn!" He got up not noticing the giant dinosaur outside his window.
"Rawr," roared the dinosaur, "I'm Godzilla's long lost fifth cousin. And I'm EVIL!"
He was immediately defeated by a magical girl riding on a dragon.
Jounouchi got dressed in clean clothes that basically look like the outfit during Battle City and bounded off into the world outside his apartment.
"I'm hungry," he said to himself, "Lets see if that new café is open!"
Ten minutes later
"Alright, stick 'em up!" shouted a would-be robber to the cashier who was smiling back.
"Hello, welcome to Café Hero Latte! May I take your order?" she said in a sickeningly sweet voice.
"GIVE ME YOUR MONEY!"
"Tsk tsk, that's not how you're supposed to act in public!"
"Who cares about manners? GIVE ME YOUR /BLEEP/ING MONEY!" The smile was suddenly broken.
"SIR, SHUT YOUR YAP AND GO TO THE END OF THE LINE!"
The man smirked, "Make me."
He immediately regretted that after the cashier roared and malleted him through a window.
"AND DON'T COME BACK!" she shouted. She turned to her next customer with the smile back on her face.
"Hello, welcome to Café Hero Latte! May I take your order?"
"Yeah," answered Jounouchi, "I'll have a toasted cinnamon bagel with crème cheese and a double latte please."
"That would be 500 Yen (2)! Have a nice day!" Jounouchi paid for his meal and left as the scary cashier waved goodbye.
Her smile became an evil smirk as she transformed into a scantly-clad demon.
"BEHOLD! I AM THE ONE CALLED BA-GAL (3), MISTRESS OF BAGELS AND EXTREMELY HOT COFFEE! FEAR ME AS I TAKE OVER THE WORLD WITH INSANELY HOT COFFEE AND METAL SLICING BAGELS!" Cue evil laugh.
Suddenly, three people in superhero costumes rushed in.
"Stop right there Ba-gal!" shouted the one in a brown and orange Superman costume with two girls standing behind him making martial arts poses.
"Ah, Fix It Man, Konekowoman, and the new kid on the block: Draco Lady. So nice to see you…" Ba-gal grinned evilly. She suddenly grabbed the coffee machine.
"Don't move, unless you want to feel the BURN." She proceeded to laugh evilly.
Draco Lady tapped the floor with her wand and shouted, "I summon…AZULONGMON!"
"Hi-yo!" said Azulongmon as he appeared.
"Azulongmon, use the attack that I forgot the name of! (3)"
"Okie-dokie!"
Needless to say, Ba-gal went bye-bye.
"I can't believe you forgot his attacks, Draco Lady."
"I haven't Digimon for awhile. What do you expect?"
"Azulongmon not acting like an airhead?"
"I just think he was bored!"
"Shut up Konekowoman!"
Meanwhile
As Jounouchi ate his food in the park, he noticed that there were a lot of zombie-like people stumbling past him with glazed looks and moaning "cheeeeese."
He then made the mistake of walking towards them and asking, "What's up?"
They all turned to see him.
"Look! It's a potential follower! Let's get him!"
"Erm, potential follower of what?" Jounouchi asked while dodging random zombies who were trying to tackle him.
"Our mistress, Evil Serenity!"
Jounouchi stopped in his tracks, "Evil Serenity?" He was then tackled by a zombie.
He was kicking and screaming all the way. They dragged him to a tree house surrounded by a wall and a moat.
"Who goes there!" shouted a rather familiar but evil-sounding female voice.
"It is I, Phil the 1000th Zombie," answered one of Jounouchi's captives, "We have found a new follower!"
"Oh yay!" The gates began to open but paused midway when the foot of the bridge (where poor Jounouchi was) was hit by something and exploded. When the smoke cleared, everyone was panicking. He picked the random paper ball sitting in the small crater, unwrinkled it, smoothed it out and read it.
'Congratulations! You have been selected to save our world from a Wizard Howl-Wannabe (4)! Please wait for our random plot hole to open and take you away!' Jounouchi sweat dropped.
Then the plot hole opened up. A note was spewed from it. It said:
'Use this plot hole to reach our world.' Jounouchi shrugged and jumped in, ignoring the evil female voice screaming "NOOOOO! (5)"
Meanwhile
"Hey you," Ryou-chan turned to see a blonde in a mini dress.
"Yes?" she said.
"The time is coming. I'd say you should prepare for it." Mali then ran off to catch up to her friends.
"What was that about?" asked Bakura.
"Something you really don't want to know," a blush was forming in Ryou's cheeks.
"But I wanna know!"
"No you don't!"
"Please?"
"Oh fine…"
Ten minutes later…
Bakura looked pale, "I'm going see if I can fly to Egypt now…"
A dramatic close-up to Ryou's eyes ensued, "Oh no, you don't! You're staying here whether you like it or not! NOW GO GET ME SOME ICE CREAM OR ELSE!"
Bakura gulped, "Yes, ma'am!"
1 – Yeah, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. I'm the only one in the house that liked it. I must be immune to the crazy British humor thanks to Monty Python reruns. XD
2 – 500 yen divided by ten is $5. I actually have no idea how things are actually priced in Japan so bear with me please.
3 – Yeah, I forgot also.
4 – As in Wizard Howl from Howl's Moving Castle
5 - You only need two guesses who that was.
Anyway a bit of good news and bad news:
I applied for a summer job to Krispy Kreme! YAY! But that also means that I won't be updating as much IF I got the job.
For next chapter, Manjoume (THUNDER!) decides to use the time machine and unknowingly brought a stowaway with him – Rei, Juudai's ten-year-old fangirl of DOOM (when I say DOOM, I mean she has a magic card that can marry one of your monsters to one of hers. XD). Characters who have the same voice actor with Seto also suffers the same 'Barking' problem and Lina Inverse from Slayers decides to go cure the first person with that problem. Jounouchi finds himself in a world that could be Oz, the Digital World, a random fantasy world, or a combination of the three (or more!). And it's…that time…for Ryou. Pity Bakura and hide him please for his sake. Erm, yeah.
Ciao!