Thanks again to all my loyal reviewers. I can assure you; sadly, this will be the last chapter for a while. I have to go to camp for a week, and then I'm going on vacation with my family. But never fear! There will be more when I return I promise, so please be patient with me. This chapter introduces a new character and focuses on Yoko's temper. Sorry if it's boring to you. Anyway on with the story.

Chapter four: Crazy bitch on the loose

((Everybody is hiding from Hige in back room pf the training arena.))

Blue: So what can we do to calm him down?

Shi-Chan: Tie him up and gag him with the water hose?

Blue: Isn't that too desperate?

Yoko: ((shrugs)) Sound's good to me.

Blue: ((sweatdrops and anime fall))

Toboe: What if he strangles himself?

Tsume: Good riddance!

Yoko: ((glares at him)) Tsume! Be nice! Don't worry Toboe he won't.

Shi-Chan: It's just until he calms down.

Toboe: Oh, ok.

Yoko: Besides, It's this or duct tape.

Tsume: Why can't we just use that?

Kiba: Because we don't hurt pack members.

Yoko: ((Smacks Tsume in the back of the head)) Tsume. If you don't be nice we'll put you in a duct tape coffin!

Tsume ((rubs the back of his head)) Ok ok, just an idea. I'll be nice ((mutters)) only because I have to be.

Yoko: Good boy! ((Pats Tsume on the head.))

Tsume: ((growls annoyed)) remind me again why I let you do that without biting your hand off?

Yoko: ((Smiles as she grabs the ruined hose.)) Because you love me wolf boy.

Tsume: Oh yeah. ((Walks out with them into the arena where they left Hige to his insanity.))

((Shi-Chan and Yoko walk cautiously up to Hige each holding an end of the hose.))

Shi-Chan: ((sweet voice)) Hige, we have something we want to show you. Come and see.

Hige: ((bouncing up and down)) Ooh ooh what is it? Will it help destroy the water hose? ((See water hose in their hands)) AHH! NO! You guys are in league with the water hose! You're trying to trick me!

Yoko: In league with the water hose? This is going too far.

Hige: TSUME! Yoko is cheating on you with the water hose! She loves it not you!

Tsume: ((sweatdrops and anime fall))

Yoko: Oh that's it! Dead dog! ((Drops water hose and chases Hige))

Hige: ((Runs for his life)) AHH! HELP CRAZY PSHYCHO BITCH ON THE LOOSE!

Blue: You got yourself into this mess…

Shi-Chan: …You can get yourself out.

Yoko: ((growls)) I'll show you crazy dog boy!

((At this point everybody is sitting on the sidelines again watching Hige run for his ever-loving life from a really pissed off Yoko))

Hige: I'm sorry! I'm sorry! It's not my fault you love the water hose instead of Tsume!

Yoko: ((growls louder)) I'm gonna kill you Hige!

Tsume: This is even starting to piss me off.

(A/N This is referring to the first or second episode of the show when Tsume says to Toboe 'I'm really starting to get pissed off and that only happens when I'm around idiots' Oh and for future reference Yoko's eyes turn green when she gets beyond pissed off.)

Hige: AHH! HELP ME! Help me! ((Crash))

((Hige has ran straight into, (correction) through a triple layer thick steel door that hold all the spices for the bar as well as the drinks and such.))

Hige: SUGAR! ((comes running though the door clutching a 20 lb. bag of pure sugar.))

((Ok here is the current scene you are witnessing. Most of the cast is on the sidelines watching the catastrophic scene unfold. Yoko is standing in front of Hige, who is standing in front of the door with a wolf sized whole in the door and Hige is clutching a 20 lb. bag of sugar that is supposed to hold 90lbs. of sugar. There is no sugar on the ground anywhere.))

Yoko: ((sweet innocent smile, her golden eyes turn green.)) Hige, I have an idea, why don't you go over and lay on the bed in the infirmary. Just to calm down a little. ((Points to a bunk bed in the infirmary.))

(Ok this is once again based on the 'Kurama Gets a Bunk bed' story. That was my inspiration for this story.)

Hige: ((looks at the bed horrified.)) AHH! It's EVIL! ((Runs in circles still clutching the bag of sugar.)) EVIL! IT'S EVIL! Run! It's in league with the water hose! It wants to take over the world and destroy Teletubies and Barney!

(Everybody anime falls)

Blue and Quent: He's lost it…

Tsume and Toboe: Yep. We have officially lost Porky.

Shi-Chan: ((sees Yoko's green eyes)) Yeah and she's pissed as hell. He's not gonnna make it through this alive.

Yoko: ((trips Hige and drags him down by his collar)) you've been listening to Hiei again haven't you!

(Ok during this seen please pictures them as chibi form)

Hige: ((nervous look)) No…

Yoko: YOU BAKA OOKAMI! ((Starts beating Hige up and little chibi bumps and welts appear on him)) HIEI'S GONE BEYOND ANY HOPE OF RECOVERING SANITY! HE HAS NO MIND! (A/N: Ok Chibi phase over) ((Yoko begins strangling Hige))

(OK new character alert. This character is a neko youkai w/ blue ears and tail, bell + ribbon on tail)

((Hige is turning the following colors: red, maroon, aqua, blue, navy, and finally purple. When Scyuky-Chan enters to see the chaos))

Scyuky: Blothr!

Yoko: ((is paralyzed, death glaring at her neko youkai friend.))

Blue: (pries Yoko's fingers and claws off Hige's neck and then drags him, kicking and screaming, to the bunk bed.)) GET YOUR ASS ON THAT BED NOW!

Hige ((whimpers and obeys))

Scyuky: ((goes up and grabs Yoko's arms to keep her from going after him.)) Ok, release.

Yoko: (unfreezes and struggles against her.)) Damn it Scyuky! Let me go! It's not like I'm gonna hurt him.

Scyuky and Shi-Chan: You're not? ((Scyuky relaxes grip))

Yoko: ((breaks free and runs after Hige.)) No! I'm going to massacre him!

Scyuky: ((sweatdrop))

Shi-Chan: ((tackles Yoko before she gets to him.))NO! Bad girl! ((Pinches Yoko's ears))

Yoko: ((yelps and tries to pull away)) he's lost his mind and pissed me off! He dies!

Scyuky: ((has gone beyond caring and is just watching the chaotic scene in chibi form while eating popcorn, catnip flavored of course.))

Shi-Chan: No Bad Yoko!

((This scene will continue for several hours while Blue tries to literally beat the crap out of Hige and hopefully sense will replace that. And Yoko continues to try to escape and ring his neck.))

Ok sorry if it's a cliffie but this will have to do for now. Anyway I did some OOC for Scyuky but oh well, it gives her a reason to spar with me. I hope you liked it; it was my favorite chapter so far. Your know what to do to get more. Oh and thank you to my reviewers. Whom, due to my bad memory, i can't rmmeber names right now. My apologies. I hope you liked this chapter. Now click the review button or suffer my rath!