Yep, I've updated. BONZAI!

Disclaimer: Do I really need to do this?

/sighs/ Fine…I don't own Yugioh, Yugioh GX, Slayers, Eric Stuart, references to Wizard of Oz, the Spongebob movie, Digimon…or anything else that's copy-righted or actually exists in the real world. But I do own Draco Lady, Fix It Man, Konekowoman, Yugi's baby, Dr. Spiffy, the Mary Sues from the last chapter and several other things too I think…

TIRFOD: The Insanity Strikes Back

By Bilbo-sama

Before we get to wherever Jounouchi is, lets see what Ryou-chan is doing…

Basically, she woke up, stretched, and walked into the bathroom and shut the door.

Bakura was instantly woken up by her screams…and maybe half the of the population in the Tokyo area were too.

"Huh, wha? Ryou? What's wrong!" He said rather uncharacteristically as he started to pound on the bathroom door.

"IF YOU BREAK THAT DOOR DOWN, I'LL KILL YOU!" was the response he got and it sounded like she was serious.

"Erm, okay. I'm going to visiting the museum now…"

"OH NO, YOU DON'T. YOU'RE STAYING IN THIS HOUSE OR I'LL DEFINITELY KILL YOU!"

That was when Bakura realized he was doomed. DOOMED.

Where Jounouchi is:

Well, he was falling in some crazy vortex. And then…

/THUD/

He landed on a random patch of dirt and was somehow uninjured.

But the poor sap he landed on wasn't so lucky. But no one cared much because…

He landed on some evil guy. Perhaps a wicked witch of the East.

But because of this, everyone within a two mile radius went crazy.

"He defeated Will!"

"Whose Will?"

"You know, the guy who acts like a random minion?"

"Ooooh! Will!"

"Can someone tell me what's going?" asked Jounouchi.

"You defeated Will, the random minion of Pong!" said a random person.

"Pong?"

"Don't worry, we have no idea who or what that is."

Then after that, everyone started talking loudly about the guy really fast so that Jounouchi didn't catch a word of it.

"HOLD IT!" shouted a regal voice. Everyone gasped. The king is here!

"It is I, King Whatsits. And my court jester slash sorcerer summoned you here, boy, because he sensed that you have the power to save us from the evil that has plagued us for five months!" said King Whatsits.

"Can I say something?" asked Jounouchi.

"Sure!"

"One, my name is Katsuya Jounouchi, not boy. Two, who or what is this evil and three, what is the random power that I suddenly seem to have?"

"Ah, we do not speak of his name but he's an evil sorcerer who read 'Howl's Moving Castle' and saw 'Spongebob Squarepants the Movie' a tad too many times. His real name is Casey Burps but he made us call him Howl," said a random person in a dark and scary tone of voice.

Everyone started shuddering at the name.

"And that's bad because?"

"He stole my crown!" King Whatsits lifted the paper bag off his head. The sun was reflected on his very shiny and bald head.

Jounouchi's eyes widened in horror as the light from the sun nearly blinded everyone. Then suddenly, his old childhood fear of baldness came back to him.

"B-bald! Bald! Bald!" He curled up into a ball as everyone else was panicking over the King's shiny head of doom.

"My eyes!" screamed a random villager whose eyes were burning.

"Daddy!" shouted King Whatsits's daughter, "how many times has the court advisor told you not to do that!"

"Sorry, dear," the king said as he replaced the paper bag onto his head. Instantly, the pandemonium stopped. Jounouchi uncurled and brushed off the dirt on his shirt.

"Anyway, about the wizard guy…besides your crown!"

"He says that he'll give back the crown if we give him a girl named Sophie to be his wife."

"Is there any girls named Sophie in this…er…world?" asked the possibly mistaken to be a hero blonde.

Everyone glanced around themselves. Finally, the princess said, "Me."

"Oh."

Awkward silence.

"Er, so what are my incredibly awesome powers that I never heard of?"

His Majesty shrugged, "I don't know. My court sorcerer/jester never told us…"

Jounouchi nearly fell over, "What do you mean he never told you guys?"

"He was going to but he suddenly caught laryngitis. He's still unable to tell us…"

More awkward silence.

"Er, anyway, where does this guy live?" asked Jounouchi.

"Down the tie-dyed cobblestone road!" shouted a random villager. Suddenly, everyone was repeated those words in a yellow brick road.

"Down the tie-dyed cobblestone road!"

"DOWN THE TIE-DYED COBBLESTONE ROOOOO –Argh! My eyes!" Princess Sophie, annoyed with the repetitiveness and the fact that this section of the story wasn't going anywhere, decided to lift the paper bag off her father's head. Once again, panic took over everyone as they tried to avoid looking at King Whatsits's shiny bald head.

"Thanks Sophie, I tried everything to make them repeat stuff like that," muttered King Whatsits as he put the bag over his head, "Anyway, Sir Jounouchi, we bid you –hey, where did he go?"

Jounouchi was two miles away skipping down the tie-dyed cobblestone road.

Meanwhile

At the Duel Academy (obviously ten years in the future)

"Its been three hours since those five went through the time machine. How hard could it be to find Nii-sama?" asked Mokuba.

"Well, Mr. Kaiba, its not easy trying to find Mr. Kaiba and escape from him unscathed when he was young. Or they could have forgotten their mission, that sometimes happens when we send a test subject. Look at Jim over there," said a random scientist who pointed to Jim.

"With your powers combined, I am CAPTAIN PLANET!" said Jim as he sat in his little corner.

"Feh," said a voice, "You guys are pathetic. You sent the drop-out boy to screw up, didn't you?"

"Its Jun Manjoume!" said a random student.

Manjoume was drinking tea as he leaned against the wall in his North School uniform (1).

"You guys let the two morons, Asuka, Misawa, and Chronos-sensei in there without me? Right, this mission has gone down the drain," he threw the tea cup over his shoulder, "Okay, count me in!" He ran into the time machine and disappeared. Just as he did, a small girl followed while saying "Juudai-saaamaaaa!"

"Wait a minute," said a random student, "Was that the 5th grader who somehow came here to stalk Kaiser Ryou (Several dubbers corrected him by saying "Its King Roy!") and just jumped in there when the occupancy was already filled?"

"Woof?" said Seto.

"He just said 'What!'" said the computer. Everyone blinked.

"You stupid computer! Why didn't you tell us that you could translate what Nii-sama was saying?"

"I was having too much fun (2)." Everyone fell over, "Oh yeah, the maximum occupancy is meant for those aged 18 and up. Since most of the time travelers are under 18, they don't count."

"What kind of plot convenience is that!" shouted a random dubber.

"The kind that happens when one finds a plot hole and gets sucked into it," said the computer.

"But there is no plot hole!"

"The time machine is a plot hole," said the computer. Everyone fell over.

"Now for something different," said Arthur who appeared out of nowhere, "A subplot involving 'Slayers.'"

Meanwhile in the Slayers universe

"Lina, how much farther until we get to the next town?" asked Gourry who was using a stick to keep himself going.

"Not for another eleven miles!" said Lina who was also using a stick.

"Miss Lina! I learned a new spell!" exclaimed Amelia.

"Really?"

"Yep! Wanna see?"

"When we rest, yes," said Gourry who took the chance to sit down.

"We've stopped, does that count as a rest?" Amelia asked excitedly.

"Well, I guess…" said Lina.

"YAY!" Amelia immediately started chanting the spell.

"Like butterflies flying in the sunset, Language knows no bounds…"

"Argh! Not that spell!" shouted Lina who ducked into the bushes.

"…may your voices connect and sound just like –Ooh! What a cute doggy!" said Amelia distractedly as she saw a wild dog run by. Her aim moved from a random bird to Gourry as she swung to look at the dog.

"Gourry, look out!" screamed Lina from her hiding place in the bushes.

"Wha?" said Gourry as he turned to look at her while not noticing that a powerful spell was heading his way.

"Gourry, look out for that…" the spell hit him, "…spell."

"Oops! I'm sorry Mr. Gourry! Are you okay?" said Amelia nervously.

Gourry blinked and said, "Arf!"

"Say what?" asked Lina.

"Woof woof arf!" the two girls sweatdropped.

To be continued…

1: Er, it's a long story actually. You see, Manjoume was a Obelisk Blue student who got his butt kicked twice and he went off to…somewhere. Many episodes later, we find him on a boat that apparently was heading to the North School (where it could be in Siberia for all we know…). He gets himself a random ugly monster spirit called Ojama Yellow that wont leave him alone (XD) and everyone thinks he's crazy 'cause he can only see Ojama Yellow over there. He becomes the King of the North School and he returns to the Duel Academy to duel Juudai in the next two episodes. Needless to say, Juudai won and Manjoume was allowed to return to the Duel Academy. Then he learns that since he was absent for three months, he has to start at the bottom: Osiris/Slypher Red.

Ah, look what you made me do!

And in case you're wondering, the thing with Rei is a long story too. But in a nut shell, she was a Kaiser Ryou fangirl disguised as a boy to get close to him. Then Juudai dueled her in a rather crazy duel. She also lost (but she nearly won) and was sent back home. Her last line in the episode was "Juuudaaaiiii-saaamaaa!"

2: I took a quote from Teen Titans!

And yeah, that is all.

In the next chapter the Lina-tachi (means 'and company' or 'and friends') find out that other people are cursed with Amelia's spell (by the way, I own that spell…I think…), Ryou-chan and Yugi go on a hunt for Twinkies, Juudai hides from Rei, Bakura hides from Ryou-chan, and Jounouchi's still in that 'Wizard of Oz' parody. Oh yeah, the Ishtars arrive.

Lucky for you guys, summer vacation started on Monday so I have lots of free time! W00T! This means this story and all the other stories that collecting dust will be updated a lot! Unless, the Sims sucks me in or that LJ RPG I'm in holds my attention span hostage...which ever comes first!

Ciao!