I am very very very sorry! I didn't mean to go lazy during the summer!
Anyway, the new dub names are in and they...mostly suck.
Juudai Yuki becomes Jaden Yuki, Asuka Tenjoin becomes Alexis Rhodes (as for her brother Fubuki, we have no idea yet), Jun Manjoume becomes Chazz Princeton, Shou and Ryou Marufuji become Syrus and Zane Truesdale respectively (yes...it makes no sense syllable wise), Chronos de Medici becomes Dr. Vellian Crowler, Daichi Misawa becomes Bastion Misawa, Hayato Maeda becomes Chumely Huffington (what kind of name is that?), and Daitoukuji-sensei becomes some guy called Banner.
As a GX fangirl, I will be using the original names for all the GX related stories I will be writing in the future. If I go do them that is...
Disclaimer: I don't own anything copywrited (Slayers, Pokemon, Yugioh, Yugioh GX, Wizard of Oz, Osaka from Azumanga Daioh...)found in this story. I don't own the nurse who appears in this chapter. She's owned by a fellow writer known as Evil Togepi who role plays as her in a LJ RPG we're part of. Anyway, where was I? Oh yeah, I own Tristan, Miho, and Tea's superhero alter egos and I kinda own Peaches. I also own the Mary Sues. Basically, characters that you don't recognize are owned either by me or by someone I know.
Warning: If you don't like mpreg, gender bendering, or Yami Bakura maiming, don't continue reading. Go read other insane stories of doom if you want. Or you can always watch the RP...if you dare...
TIRFOD: The Insanity Strikes Back
By Bilbo-sama
Last time on TIRFOD:
"Like butterflies flying in the sunset, Language knows no bounds…"
"Argh! Not that spell!" shouted Lina who ducked into the bushes.
"…may your voices connect and sound just like –Ooh! What a cute doggy!" said Amelia distractedly as she saw a wild dog run by. Her aim moved from a random bird to Gourry as she swung to look at the dog.
"Gourry, look out!" screamed Lina from her hiding place in the bushes.
"Wha?" said Gourry as he turned to look at her while not noticing that a powerful spell was heading his way.
"Gourry, look out for that…" the spell hit him, "…spell."
"Oops! I'm sorry Mr. Gourry! Are you okay?" said Amelia nervously.
Gourry blinked and said, "Arf!"
"Say what?" asked Lina.
"Woof woof arf!" the two girls sweatdropped.
"Alright," said Lina, "Nobody panic."
"OH MY GOSH, MR. GOURRY'S HURT AND IT'S ALL MY FAULT!" shouted a panicking Amelia.
"Arf arf arf!" added Gourry.
"I SAID NOBODY PANIC!"
Everyone stopped.
"Good. Amelia, do you know what spell you used?"
"No, Miss Lina," said Amelia.
"That spell," lectured Lina, "is known to affect others that share the same voice as the victim. In other words, there's people in other worlds sharing Gourry's problem!"
"Woof?" said Gourry.
"Yeah, you're not the only one who has that voice you know…"
"But how do you know that?" asked Amelia.
"This shiny crystal ball thing that appeared out of nowhere told me!" was Lina's answer as she held up the ball.
"Oooh, really Miss Lina?" said Amelia as she and Gourry crowded to see the crystal ball.
"Yep!"
"Arf arf!" said Gourry.
"Fine. Oh mystical crystal ball thingy, show us those who share the same problem as the barking blonde here…"
The ball flashed and revealed:
"Last time on One Piece, Nami revealed that arf! Arf? Arf arf arf!" said the narrator on one screen.
On another, "Brock, are we there yet?" asked Max.
"Not for another ten woof!"
"Huh?" said Ash.
"Woof woof bark arf!" Brock's companions proceeded to sweatdrop.
Suddenly Team Rocket appeared!
"Prepare for trouble!" started Jessie.
"And – Woof! Arf arf!"
"How dare you make fun of me!" screeched Jessie.
"Bark?"
"Yes you, James!"
"Woof woof arf!" said Brock.
"Woof?" asked James.
"Arf bark!" answered Brock as their friends sweatdropped.
In some other screen:
"Bastion?" asked Jaden, "What does E equal?"
"For the last time, Jaden, E equals bark!"
"Huh?" said Jaden.
"Bark bark!"
"Jaden, what's wrong with Bastion?" asked Syrus.
"I don't know, all I did was ask him what E equals!"
"Yuki you idiot," said Chazz, "EMC2!"
"Oh…then why is it that you're not speaking dog, Princeton?"
"PRINCETON THUNDER!" corrected Chazz…er…I mean, Princeton Thunder, "I'm invincible, that's why."
"Then how come me and Bastion kicked your butt in some duels?"
"I…uh…just shut up!"
"Okay!" said Jaden who then proceeded not to speak for the rest of the day…which pretty much scared everyone because of it.
And that was when the crystal ball short circuited and refused to show anymore of it.
"Woof," said Gourry.
"I know, what kind of name is Chazz Princeton?" replied Lina.
Meanwhile at the academy
"I just got an idea!" said a dubber.
"What is it?" asked another.
The first dubber pointed to Kaiser Ryou (who will now be referred as Kaiser to prevent confusion), "He shall be Zane Truesdale!"
"Oooh! Good idea!" said the second dubber, "then let's call his little brother Syrus Truesdale!"
"Hey that sounds good!" said a third who immediately wrote the names down.
Kaiser, or, 'Zane,' sighed in annoyance.
"Hiya, Ryou-kun!" said a brown-haired teen.
"Hello, Fubuki-san," muttered Kaiser.
"What's wrong?" asked a confused Fubuki who noticed that his green (or was it a dark blue?) haired friend was sulking more than usual.
"We have been invaded by dubbers. They gave me and Shou crappy names and they probably did the same with the others."
"Does imouto know about this?" said a surprised Fubuki.
"No. She, Manjoume-san, Shou, Juudai, Chronos-sensei, Misawa, and some girl named Rei went through some time machine into the past to help out Kaiba-san."
"Really? Why?"
"He seemed to be only speaking dog now."
"Oh."
Pause.
"Let's go too, Ryou-kun!" suggested Fubuki.
"…Sure," said Kaiser, "Why are you wearing that Hawaiian shirt again?"
"Its my favorite shirt!"
"WAIT JUST A MINUTE!" said a voice.
Everyone suddenly stopped doing whatever they were doing and began to look scared.
"It's the nurse!" someone said.
"Don't you stupid kids realize that there are diseases that may be dead now but are rampant in the past? DO YOU WANT TO GET EATEN ALIVE BY GIANT MOSQUITOES!" she screeched.
"Uh…giant mosquitoes?" said Mokuba.
"Yes, giant mosquitoes!"
"That was a movie, ma'am," said a random teacher, "besides, they're going back a decade."
"SAME THING, DAMMIT!"
"Well, old lady," said Fubuki as a dubber handed him over the list of new dub names, "then I guess Ryo-kun and I will be going to save them."
"DON'T CALL ME OLD! And if Mr. Marufuji's going, he must wear a scarf for its – hey, where did they go?"
"Portal," said a random student. The nurse wandered off in a huff.
"Nooo!" Hayato Maeda said suddenly as he glanced as his new name, "CHUMLEY HUFFINGTON IS A HORRIBLE NAME!"
"It was the best we could think of!" said a dubber.
Hayato proceeded to cry.
"Odd," said the same dubber, "we never got that reaction before…"
Meanwhile in the Oz parody world thing
Jounouchi was randomly skipping down the tie-dyed cobblestone road when the countryside started to turn into cornfields.
This was when he stopped and wondered, "Isn't there supposed to be a scarecrow guy appearing by now?"
The crows pecking the corn looked up to glance at him but then resumed pecking the corn.
"Hey you!" said a voice from nowhere which caused Jounouchi to nearly jump. It sounded like a girl's voice with an Osakan accent ring to it.
"Er, where are you?" he asked.
"Behind you," replied the voice. Jounouchi turned to see a girl with shoulder length brown hair in a cute girl's version of the scarecrow outfit.
"Who are you?"
"I'm Ayumu the scarecrow. I gots no brains!" she said in a somewhat sing-song voice. Jounouchi proceeded to sweatdrop as he stepped back.
"Oh, please don't do that," said Ayumu, "its so lonely out here and the crows sometimes wont share their corn with me."
Sympathy for Ayumu kicked in Jounouchi as he said, "Then why don't you come with me and help me defeat a wizard who has seen 'Howl's Moving Castle' too many times? The king's wizard might give you some brains.
Ayumu thought for a while. She then smiled.
"Okay!" She then linked her arm with Jounouchi and they continued on the tie-dyed cobblestone road singing.
"We're off to defeat a wizard! The weird fanboy wizard of…wherever we are."
"SLAVE! GIVE ME A SODA!" Bakura grimaced but he complied to Ryou-chan's request.
Mainly because she can hurt him with that giant mallet she got from somewhere on the Internet.
Thanks to that…thing…she's been irritable and almost abusive to the point one might think that this writer is parodying 'Ryou gets abused by Bakura and ends up getting hit by a car' stories.
But he wasn't alone. The Pharaoh says that Yugi keeps getting random cravings and its been driving him nuts.
What he needs to do is hide.
"Er…Ryou?"
"What is it?"
"Can I hide from you for a few hours?"
"…Sure." She immediately got up from her chair and dialed Yugi's number on her cell-phone.
"Moshi Moshi!"
"Hey, Yugi, its me."
"Oh, hi!"
"I'm bored."
"So am I."
"…Lets go get some Twinkies!"
"But Ryou-chan. There's one problem with that plan," said Yugi.
"What?"
"The company that makes Twinkies went bankrupt. There's not much Twinkies being made right now…"
"Excuse me for a moment," Ryou-chan put the phone down and walked into the kitchen where Bakura was hiding under the table.
"BAAAAAAAAAKAAAAAAA!"
/SMACK/
Bakura rubbed his head as Ryou-chan went back to the phone.
"I got an idea, Yugi."
"Yeah?"
"Lets go look for a store full of Twinkies!"
"Good idea. Should we meet at my house?"
"Sure! See ya there!" Ryou-chan hung up and ran out of the door.
Bakura went to hide under the bed. Nobody looks under the bed…
Manjoume stepped out of the time portal and looked around. Domino City looks the same as in the future.
For example, he could see a random sign saying 'Kaiba Corp this way' and pointing to the opposite direction.
This was when his trench coat suddenly felt lighter. A blur in red rushed past him screaming, "JUUDAI-SAMA!"
Manjoume shrugged and wandered off in a random direction. Oh well, its not his problem.
But his blood turned cold when he heard a familiar voice announcing not far from him, "I AM THE BLIZZARD PRINCE!"
'Fubuki's here? Yep, this mission is seriously going down the drain…' he thought as his walking pace turned into a run as he started searching for the others.
"Fubuki-san," said Kaiser, "Was that really needed?"
"Not really. I just felt like doing that."
Meanwhile…
Juudai randomly shivered.
"Aniki? What's wrong?" asked Shou.
"She's…here…" he said.
"Whose here?" asked Chronos-sensei. Asuka, who instantly figured it out, hid a snicker.
"Is the nurse here?" guessed Daichi Misawa.
"No…it's Rei…" A collective "Oh!" was uttered by his friends.
Chronos-sensei looked confused, "I don't get it. Whose Rei?"
"Fangirl," said Asuka.
Juudai was on the verge of a breakdown, "I need to hide! I know, I'll find Yugi!"
Asuka, Chronos-sensei, and Misawa blinked.
"You managed to find Yugi?" asked Asuka in disbelief.
"Oh yeah, I forgot about that," said Shou and Juudai at the same time.
"When was that?" asked Chronos-sensei.
"I think it was a couple of weeks ago…" answered Shou.
"And he had a shiny pyramid thingy!" added Juudai.
"Ichiban-kun," said Misawa, "That would be the Millennium Puzzle."
"The what now?" Once again, his friends sweatdropped.
"Aniki, just forget it alright?"
"Juudai-samaaa!" Rei sounded as though she was two blocks away.
Juudai then proceeded to do the most rational thing when in a situation like this: he ran off in a random direction with his friends hot on his heels.
Meanwhile at a random hotel
"I'm sorry Miss Ishtar, but we can't accept pets here," said the receptionist.
"Oh dear," said Isis.
"Do you know anyone who lives nearby that can pet-sit your rabbit while you are here?" asked the receptionist.
"Oh! I know! Marik, take Fluffy to Bakura's. I'm sure he wont mind since he's a friend of yours."
"Er…okay, sis…" Marik picked up the carrier holding the rabbit and walked outside. He then hailed a taxi and climbed in…
Meanwhile at the Bakura residence
Bakura sneezed. The space under Ryou's father's bed was insanely dusty.
He banged his head when the doorbell startled him.
"Alright, I'm coming!" he shouted as he rubbed the sore spot. He opened the door which revealed Marik with a pet carrier.
"Isis wants you and Ryou to watch Fluffy," he said handing over the carrier.
"Fluffy?" He glanced at the rabbit which was sleeping adorably. He put the carrier in the middle of the living room.
"What's going on Marik?" he asked.
"Isis decided to move us here. The hotel we're staying in for the time being doesn't allow pets and she thought that you were the most logical choice. Oh and here's the rabbit food, the bunny leash, litter box, cage…" he piled the stuff and more into Bakura's arms.
"Anything I need to know?" Bakura said.
Marik glanced at him, then the rabbit, and back at Bakura, "Godspeed, Bakura, Godspeed." He then turned around and ran down the stairs to the waiting Taxi which then drove away after he got in.
Bakura then closed the door and went to open the gate to the carrier. The noise awoke Fluffy who then stared at Bakura.
"Come on out," he said.
In response, a growling sound escaped the carrier and the rabbit carefully crawled out with hackles raised and sharp pointy teeth gleaming.
Bakura's eyes widened and he proceeded to scream and run to his room to hide under the bed.
Fluffy stopped growling and went back inside the carrier where she resumed napping.
Meanwhile
"That's the third store that doesn't even have Twinkies," said Yugi as he and Ryou-chan walked out of a random store.
"The next convenience store is a couple of streets away," said Ryou-chan who looking into a map.
"HELPMEAFIFTHGRADERISAFTERME!" screamed Juudai as he rushed past them with his friends close behind.
Asuka looked back for a double take. She wasn't hallucinating. Yugi Muto is right there wondering what was going on.
"Juudai! Shou-san! Is this Yugi you were talking about?"
Juudai stopped screaming and running to see what Asuka was pointing to.
"Yep!"
"That might explain why the fangirls are kind of agitated today," said Ryou-chan.
"And they can't tell that you're a girl for some odd reason," whispered Yugi.
"Say, Yugi-san," said Asuka, "what's with the map?"
"We are on the hunt of Twinkies!"
"What are Twinkies?" asked Juudai, "Can you eat them?"
Crickets started chirping as Yugi, Ryou-chan, and Chronos-sensei stared at Juudai and the equally curious Asuka, Shou, and Misawa.
"Yugi-kun?"
"Yeah, Ryou-chan?"
"This is going to be a long day…"
In case you were wondering, the reason why Amelia's spell affected some people is because those people (and Gourry) are all voiced by Eric Stuart. If anyone associated with him is reading this, please don't sue me. I was only doing this for fun. /hides/
Yes, Ayumu the Scarecrowis Osaka from Azumanga Daioh. BUY THE MANGA! Or DVDs. OR BOTH!
In the next chapter, Peaches quits his job as a magical girl mascot, Yugi and Ryou-chan team up with Juudai-tachi while on their quest for some Twinkies, Otogi is having trouble getting rid of Berry, Jounouchi and Ayumu get more travel buddies, and other things happen.
As for updates, I dunno. School is draining my imaginion stores. x.X
Ciao!