Oh dear god, say it isn't so! … Please enjoy it.
Filler Chapter One: Swoon
Luni and Nui were playing checkers.
Luni was winning. By a lot. There was a nice pile of black checker chips on her side. Nui, sadly, only had three red ones.
"It's so quiet without Sol…" Lunitari said, sighing gently. She picked up one of her checker pieces and jumped two of Nuitari's.
"Yeah, but we never get to play a good game of checkers," Nuitari replied, frowning at her move. He thoughtfully considered his turn, "It's not very fun playing with three people." He scooted his piece up and leaned back, looking out his window. Solunari's moon was shadowed and showed like a thin silver strip in the blue-blackness of space.
"True…" Lunitari smiled. She eliminated the chip Nuitari had just moved with careless grace.
"I wonder what's he doing. When I talked to him, he said he had some things to take care of. I wonder…" Nuitari pressed his face against the window and squinted. "I think I see him. Look!"
Lunitari glanced up, interested, "Where?" She peered out.
"Oh.. you just missed him, I think…" Nui said. He swiped some of Lunitari's chips into his own pile and then added a few of his back onto the game board. "Your turn." He settled back down and tried to look inconspicuous.
Lunitari pouted, "Darn. I always miss seeing these kind of things…"
Nui didn't say anything. He wasn't very sure if she had meant seeing Solunari or him cheating. Either way, Luni stared at the board and appeared to not notice that there was a significant change in the game.
"Oh dear… and I thought I was winning too. I was about to end the game with my ultra special move."
Nuitari raised a brow and smacked his black panted lips. "Yeah, I noticed. But with my ultra special defensive move, I stopped you from doing so."
Lunitari idly fondled with a red checker piece that was at the far right corner of her side of the board. She rolled her eyes.
"Not so." She made an intricate weave throughout the table, tapping the red chip smartly with each hop. Nuitari's black pieces were quickly disappearing. When she was done, Lunitari scooped his fallen pieces and placed them into her pile.
"By golly, you've made it too easy."
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Nuitari picked up the table and threw it in frustration. Lunitari smiled.
oOo
Solunari was prancing around stark naked in his silver moon home. There was no one to see him, was there? Perfect. He jumped on his bed, frolicked through the couches, and skipped happily through the lighted hallways. Solunari went back on the couch. It had the most bounce. It was fun!
"Whee-hee!" He yelled at the top of his lungs.
The god had an exceptionally handsome humanoid form. Come on, ladies, stare. Yeahaaa... His glistening white hair fell wildly about his shoulders. He had the slim figure associated with mostly all mages, but his shoulders were slightly muscular. Along with his legs. Woo.
"I'M THE SEXIEST GOD!" He cried, waving his arms. He lost his balance suddenly and without further adu, fell heavily on his chest.
"Ow."
He got back up ad started jumping again.
"I'M HAVING SO MUCH F-" he choked as he stared down at his privates. Or tried to anyways. "Holy cow! There's black boxes on mee!"
He walked to the side. The black boxes followed him.
"They won't come off!" He walked backwards, then forwards, then did all sorts of other walks, but yet the black boxes still wouldn't come off.
Well of course. This is a rated T fic, not M.
"What! Are you telling me that I have censor boxes on me!"
Censor boxes? Dear me, you can only have one. It's censor 'box'. No plural.
"No… I have two," Solunari frowned then pointed at each one, "See? One.. Two."
That's not right.
"How come?"
Only females get two.
"Why?"
You know what? Your questions are annoying me.
"Oh really? I'm sorry to hear that." Solunari said earnestly, "I just wanted to know why I only get-"
JUST SHUT UP.
Solunari did. He blinked, very hurt and offended.
ARE YOU REALLY THAT INNOCENT?
"Well, technically, you made me that way-"
SHUT UP! Just. Shut. Up.
"Well… can ya take the black boxes off? They look very unnatural." Solunari pleaded. He tried without much success to pull them off.
FINE. I'll just leave. I don't want to see anything… that I'm not suppose to see.
Solunari nodded, "Bye, S.E.!"
There was no answer.
"Helllooo…?" Solunari waited patiently then shrugged. The god laughed and plucked the boxes from midair and threw them down. He was about to run free again when he saw a small puff of smoke. A puff of smoke followed by some twinkly lights could only mean one thing…
"Hey, Sol, I brought this one game called Scrabble," The W.U.S.S. Fairy floated in with a large game board in his hands. He was currently reading the rules, "It looks kinda silly. You make words out of these letters and-"
He dropped the game. Little letter pieces scattered everywhere. Ironically they ended up looking like: WTFOMG(Space piece)LOLMURDERZOINKSABANANA.
"Ohmygodwhatthehellowmyeyes!" The Fairy cried and covered his face, "FOR GOODNESS SAKE WHERE ARE YOUR CENSOR BOXES?"
And so the moral of the story is… don't go around naked without your censor boxes. Even in your own house.
And quite suddenly the table Nuitari had thrown landed on the W.U.S.S. Fairy, causing him to have permanent memory loss of the last five minutes that had happened. Those who are concern will be happy to know that he is still okay and will be functioning properly by the tenth chapter. Meanwhile, Solunari waited patiently for another table to come flying at his head so he could forget too.
Too bad it never happened.
The end.
No need to review this time... I doubt all of you are too speachless at my horrid display of writing and stupidity anyway. :P