Hey, peeps! In case you haven't noticed, this fic is now a little bit over a year old. W00T!

Disclaimer: I don't own anything copyrighted in this story. All I own is some OCs, a couple of super heroes, a rabid bunny, and the plot...wait, is there a plot in here?

A little while ago, Fubuki has been given his dub name. And that name is Atticus. Moving on before I start ranting...

Episode 60 was shown in Japan last week. It was the first time we saw him duel. And along the way, there was insanity thrown in.

And Juudai angst. Yes, he knows how to angst. Shock, horror!

Anyway, onto the fic!

TIRFOD: The Insanity Strikes Back

By Bilbo-sama

Last time on TIRFOD:

"We are on the hunt of Twinkies!"

"What are Twinkies?" asked Juudai, "Can you eat them?"

Crickets started chirping as Yugi, Ryou-chan, and Chronos-sensei stared at Juudai and the equally curious Asuka, Shou, and Misawa.

"Yugi-kun?"

"Yeah, Ryou-chan?"

"This is going to be a long day…"

"No seriously," said Juudai, "What are Twinkies?"

"They are these!" announced Yugi as he whipped out a random giant photo of Twinkies from nowhere.

"Ooooooh!" Oooooohed the confused GX teens and random pedestrians.

"So when does the hunt start?" asked Misawa.

"…Now!"

"YAY!" And so they all embarked on a side-quest. 'Cause like in RPG games, there's always a side-quest that distracts you from your main goal. Yay?

Uh…next scene please…

Meanwhile with Draco Lady and the two Superhero wannabes

"Wow, that was easy," said Konekowoman.

"You said it," added Draco Lady. Peaches sighed.

"EASY MY ASS! AT LEAST YOU DON'T HAVE TO FLY AROUND WITH A LARGE WEIGHT ON YOUR BACK!"

"Uh…Peaches? Are you okay?" the three heroes sweatdropped as they watched him spaz some more.

"NO I'M NOT! I'M TIRED OF THIS GIG! I NEVER GET A VACATION FROM ALL THIS. HALF OF THE PREVIOUS DRACO LADIES WERE TOTAL MORONS WHO MANAGED TO PASS HIGH SCHOOL BECAUSE OF ME! AND YOU, MISS, ARE THE WEIRDEST OF THEM ALL. I QUIT!" He then vanished with a puff.

"Erm…okay…" said the confused three.

Suddenly, another puff appeared and when it dissolved, it revealed a chibified (or was it Toonified?) Red Eyes Darkness Dragon.

"Hello, I am Mr. REDD. And I am your new mentor, Draco Lady." He then proceeded to drink tea from a cup of the stuff that came from nowhere.

"Question," said FixItMan.

"Is it about my tea?"

FixItMan shook his head, "Why are you called Mr. REDD and why do you look like a chibified Duel Monster?"

"I would tell you but then I would have to kill you," said Mr. REDD. The three superheroes sweatdropped again.

"Y'know, this never happened with in the magical girl shows I always watch…" whispered Draco Lady to Konekowoman.

"Its because Peaches has very little patience and was overqualified for the job," said Mr. REDD suddenly. Seeing the girls looking surprised he added, "What? I'm a Dragon. I can even hear you think."

"I find that information very disturbing," said FixItMan.

"Blah blah blah YOUR needs," retorted Mr. REDD as he sipped some tea.

"I just thought of something," said one of the dubbers, "who designed that time machine?"

"Oh, some guy named Edo Phoenix. He was in the middle of being obsessed with Doctor Who that day. We had to convince him not to call it a TARDIS since the inside of that time machine is really a plot convenient vortex of time and space," said a scientist, "He's around here somewhere..."

"I DEMAND A SONIC SCREWDRIVER AND A WIZARDMON SUIT!" shouted Edo, who was somewhere in the crowd of students.

"Why a Wizardmon suit?" asked Mokuba, confused.

"I HAVE NO IDEA!" The silver haired boy replied.

"Are all of you scientists weird or have we hit the jackpot?" grumbled the dubber.

"That's nothing," said the chief scientist, "you haven't met the smartest guy here! His intelligence rivals Seto Kaiba's!"

Everyone (minus the Kaiba brothers and other scientists) suddenly gasped. There's someone smart as Seto Kaiba?

"Lemme guess," a dubber minion said, "Its Zigfried."

"Nope!"

"Misawa?"

"Nope!"

"Hermione Granger?"

"Nope!"

"Batman?"

"Nope!" the scientist pressed a random button, "Its this guy!"

A trapdoor opened to reveal…

"And now for something different," said Arthur in the background as everyone was staring at Kaiba's rival, "four tired duelists dueling against a Mary Sue."

Meanwhile, four duelists were dueling a Mary Sue.

"I summon…" mumbled the first duelist as his eyes were threatening clamp shut. They have been dueling this girl for six hours and they all have 100 life points left. The Mary Sue, however, has 3000.

"Oh I give up," said the first duelist as he randomly fell over, snoring.

"Er, I guess its my turn," noted the second who proceeded to faint. The third, using the remainder of his energy to sweatdrop, took one glance at his duel disk and collapsed.

The fourth, who has enough energy to carry out a couple of turns, looked around to find that he and the Mary Sue were left.

"Wanna get a pizza?" he asked.

The Mary Sue's eyes lit up at the idea of eating pizza, "SURE!"

And thus, the two skipped down the street to the nearest pizza parlor holding hands, never to be seen again.

"Terribly sorry about the lack of humor in this parody of a Monty Python sketch," said Varon who walked into the scene in a cop's uniform, "we will see to it that whoever is responsible for this will be forced to watch badly dubbed anime for the rest of-"

"VARON!" shouted Dartz, who was across the street in a random bookstore, "YOU BETTER SWITCH TO THE NEXT SCENE RIGHT NOW OR YOU WONT GET A ICEE FOR DESSERT FOR A WEEK!"

"Yes, Master Dartz," Varon rolled his eyes.

"DON'T ROLL YOUR EYES, YOUNG MAN!"

"Erm, next scene please!"

Meanwhile with Jounouchi…

"So bored…so many corn fields…" He and Ayumu passed yet another corn field.

"How many miles until we find the Wizard?" asked Jounouchi.

"I don't know," answered Ayumu, who decided to sit down, "Can we take a rest?"

"Sounds like a good idea to me!"

And so they sat.

Five minutes later…

"So what should we do now?"

"I don't know, what do you want to do?"

"I dunno…"

A couple hours later…

"Say," said Ayumu, "What were we doing again?"

"I dunno," replied Jounouchi.

They stared into the distance (which contained even more corn), feeling rather tired.

The two were getting even more tired when they heard a voice say, "Wow, a couple of people that are actually alive at this point. Interesting."

"Whose there?" asked Jounouchi groggily.

"I'm Mechazawa and I'm rather disturbed at the fact that I don't have a heart." There was a sound of clanking as Mechazawa approached.

And then he emerged from the corn stalks. The two travelers sweatdropped at the sight of him…which was basically a tin can with metal limbs, plastic eyes, and a black school uniform.

"Well, no wonder you don't gots a heart," said Ayumu, "You're a robot!"

"Me? A robot? You must be joking! I'm human!" said Mechazawa angrily.

"But –" Ayumu started but Jounouchi stopped her.

"Ayumu, if he says he's human, he's human. Okay?"

"Okay, Jounouchi-san. I'm so sleepy…"

"Don't fall asleep!" said Mechazawa suddenly.

"But why?" asked Jounouchi.

"The corn contains some kind of pollen that makes people fall asleep and if they are unconscious too long, they die. And it looks like your friend there is falling under the corn's spell." He pointed to Ayumu who was on the verge of falling asleep.

"Ayumu!" Jounouchi picked her up and held her above the corn.

"So sleepy…"

"Stay awake, Ayumu! Stay awake!"

"Its no use," said Mechazawa, "You have to get out of the fields."

"But how? There's corn for miles!"

"I'll fly you guys out of here!"

"Fly?"

"Yeah!" Mechazawa pressed a random button on his back and suddenly two jets sprang up at his sides. He grabbed Jounouchi by the arm and flew (Ayumu was in Jounouchi's arms by the way) at mach speed to the end of the fields.

As he landed gently onto the grass, Jounouchi said, "Y'know, for a guy with no heart, you really care a lot about others."

"I used to a real butt-kicking punk but I saw the error of my ways and found solace in eating Tootsie Rolls!"

Jounouchi proceeded to sweatdrop and decided not to tell him of the improbability of a robot eating actual food.

"ARGH! BIG PEOPLE!" screamed a child's voice. Ayumu's eyes snapped open at the sound.

"Urge…to…be…maternal…RISING!" She sprang out of Jounouchi's arms and ran towards the source. The two, er, men followed her to find a little blonde boy, in overalls and wearing a strange pendant around his neck, crying. Ayumu immediately picked him up and said:

"Its alright, you're safe now," the little boy stopped crying, "What's your name?"

"I'm Shin and I'm this many!" he held out his hand, showing that he was five years old.

"Awww, you're so cute!" squealed Ayumu who immediately hugged Shin.

"Ayumu, you can put him down now," said a sweatdropping Jounouchi, "I think he's turning blue." Ayumu obliged and Shin then noticed the two boys.

"So who has no brains?" he asked innocently.

"Me," said Ayumu.

"Oh," a pause, "I'm a Leafe Knight yet I'm too scared to fight. Maybe that's why Himeno nee-chan wont Pret with me…"

The older three all decided not to ask what 'Pret' meant at the same time.

"Well, I hear that some king's magician guy will grant somebody's wish if they bring back the King's Crown from a 'Howl's Moving Castle' fanboy. Maybe he'll make you more braver," said Jounouchi.

"Waaah! Fanboys are scary!" cried Shin, who looked scared and cute at the same time.

"Kawaii!" said Ayumu.

"Waaaah! Fangirl!"

"This is going to be a long journey," grumbled Mechazawa.

Meanwhile with Otogi…

"Come on, get off my leg!"

"NEVER!" screeched Berry.

"Please?"

"NO!"

"Pretty please?"

"I WILL NEVER LET GO FOR YOU'RE MY NEW BOYFRIEND!" At that moment, Otogi's fangirls appeared.

"OTOGI-CHAN! NOOOOOOOOOO!" they all cried and all simultaneously proceeded to faint, including the ones that support Otogi/Honda.

Back to the DA…

Everyone gasped.

It was a rock.

"A rock?" asked a random student.

"It's been proven that it rivals Kaiba-sama's intelligence. That and for some reason, he approves of this."

'Its because no one suspects a rock,' thought Kaiba, who was happy that he's able to think in his original language.

"Hey! I got an idea!" announced a dubber suddenly, who will now be known as Bob.

"What is it Bob?" asked his colleague.

"Fubuki Tenjoin shall now be Atticus Rhodes!" The other dubbers blinked.

"THAT'S A GREAT IDEA!"

Bob then turned to a small green haired Ra Yellow boy, "Hey kid, what's your name?"

"Kohara."

"You are now Briar."

"Friar?"

"No, Briar!"

"Friar Tuck?"

"BRIAR, WITH A 'B'!"

"Oh."

"Your large friend over there is now Beauregard."

"Uh, okay…" said Kohara who ran off shouting, "Hey, Ohara, they are planning to call you Oregon!"

"I just can't win," muttered Bob.

Mechazawa is from Cromartie High School and Shin is from The New Legend of Snow White Pretear (or just Pretear for short).

Recently, I've become obsessed with Doctor Who. So I must warn you all that there could be more Doctor Who jokes in the future.

As for next chapter, Draco Lady fights her first battle with Mr. REDD (who I own by the way), Jounouchi-tachi meets another traveler who tends to quote Star Wars, Fubuki and Kaiser get chased by fangirls, Isis finds a new house and has the feeling that she forgot about something,and finally,the worlds of LOTR and Harry Potter collide and yet no one notices.

Yeah, that is all for now and be on the look out for future updates and new storiesof doom. Ciao!