Waaah, I'm sorry I took forever to update! I shall blame it on my laziness, school, writer's block, and midterms which I had last week (wait, that's the same as school...).
Disclaimer: I don't own anything that's copyrighted in this story. I only own the plot (wait, there's a plot?), my own characters (Mary Sues, superheroes, and villians! Oh my!), and the fact that I'm not getting paid for this.
Notes
1: Any jokes involving Harry Potter will be set before the sixth book. Why? Uh...
2: I'll be using assorted dub and Japanese version names on some fandoms. The GX cast, however, will be referred in their original names.
3: Pairings...uh...dunno...I'll think about it...
TIRFOD: The Insanity Strikes Back
By Bilbo-sama
"The City of Domino," said a narrator guy who sounds as though he came from the Powerpuff Girls, "A rather odd place where weird geeks known as duelists call home."
A scream filled the air. The narrator wannabe gasped.
"Oh no! Could it be?"
It was Shuichi Shindo from Gravitation being chased by fangirls.
"OMG! SHUICHI IS BEING CHASED BY FANGIRLS! THIS COULD BE THE JOB FOR –"
"FIX IT MAAAAAN!" shouted a random person wearing a Superman parody costume and trying to sound like He-man.
"KONEKOWOMAN!" said a purple-haired girl in an Anime Cat-girl costume.
"DRACO LADY!...and her freaky talking animal sidekick, Mr. REDD!" added the maho shoujo fangirl of a magical girl.
"I AM NOT A SIDEKICK!" shouted a chibi Red Eyes Darkness Dragon.
"Well, I was going to say the Powerpuff Girls but you'll do," the narrator was instantly sucked into a plot hole, never to be seen again.
Elk sulked. The plot-hole spell didn't take him back home again. He wandered off grumbling.
"Uh, hello?" said Shuichi, "I need saving!" The fangirls were closing in.
Draco Lady blinked, "Er, okay…fangirls…what do we do with those again?"
"I WANT MY YUKIIIIIIIII!" screamed Shuichi whose eyes were starting to form tears.
"Liek, oh my gosh!" said a fangirl, "We should get use him as bait to bring in Yuki and use our evil powers of doom to get them to do porn!"
"Hey, that's a good idea! Quick, the nets!"
Fix It Man was horrified, "They're not fangirls, they're yaoi fangirls!"
"That's quite freaky too," agreed Konekowoman
Mr. REDD sighed, "Use the fish sticks you idiots!"
"Oh right!" Draco Lady pushed a button on her wand, "quick, Konekowoman, get the poor kid out of the way!"
"Righto!" Konekowoman, with cat-like agility and speed, grabbed Shuichi out of harm's way and planted him onto Mr. REDD's back.
Draco Lady focused her energies onto her wand (where the dragon head on the business end glowed orange) and shouted, "ITS RAINING FISH STICKS!"
The fangirls screamed as they were pelted with fish sticks. They all then hightailed it out of there with a cloud that rained fish sticks following them.
"Thanks," said Shuichi.
"No problemo," said Fix It Man, "Just make sure to eat fish sticks if you're planning to go anywhere if you don't want a mob of fangirls to come after you."
"Thanks again, weird super hero guy!" Shuichi grinned, then jumped off of Mr. REDD's back, landed on the ground without a scratch on him, and skipped merrily down the street while wearing a doggy suit.
"Y'know, this would sound a whole lot better if we had victory music playing in the background…" said Draco Lady.
"Fine then, remind me to download an MP3 file to the victory music of Final Fantasy sometime this week," grumbled Mr. REDD.
Meanwhile in the Oz Parody
"Are we there yet?" asked Ayumu.
"No," said Jounouchi.
Five minutes later
"Are we there yet?" she asked again.
"No."
Much later…
"Are we there yet?"
"FOR THE LAST TIME, NO!"
"Waaah, Jounouchi nii-chan's scary when he's mad!" whimpered Shin.
"Sorry!" yelped Jounouchi.
"Hey look! A random person!" pointed out Mechazawa suddenly. His companions looked up and indeed there was a person behind them. But the lone traveler was wearing Jedi robes and a paper bag over their head.
"Hiiiii!" said Shin.
"Greetings," said the robed figure, whose voice indicated that it was a girl speaking, "I sense a disturbance in the Force."
"The Force?" said Ayumu.
"Oh no! What if Himeno nee-chan and the others need me?" whined Shin.
"No, they don't. Not just yet," said the Jedi wearing a bag over her head.
"Why is there a bag over your head?" asked Jounouchi.
"Its to hide my identity."
"What should we call you, lady?" asked Shin.
"Just call me…uh…Martha."
"Do you realize that the positions are already full?" said Mechazawa.
"You forgot about Toto."
"Oh."
"That and you guys are heading towards east. You should be going north if you want to defeat Howl."
The travelers blinked. Jounouchi cleared his throat and said:
"Welcome aboard!" He then whispered to his companions, "she has l33t direction skillz. Don't you think that would help?"
"May the Force be with you," said Martha.
"And with you too!"
"The Force is always with me…"
"…"
Sometime later…
"Are we there yet?" asked Ayumu.
"No!" answered everyone.
"…Where are we going again?" she added.
Jounouchi, Martha, and Mechazawa sighed.
Meanwhile at Hogwarts
"…And furthermore, magic is…MISS PATIL AND MISS BROWN! SHUT YOUR TRAPS OR I'LL CAUSE YOU TWO TO HAVE DREAMS INVOLVING FLYING NEEDLES!" barked Professor Umbridge.
The two girls immediately stopped talking.
Then the bell conveniently rang, "Alright, half a roll of parchment summarizing pages 245 through 252."
"Geez," said Harry once they were out of Umbridge's hearing range, "she's getting to be more crazy every day."
"Kinda makes you wish that Dumbledore was here," said Ron.
"Kinda?" said Hermione.
"I wonder where he is," muttered Harry.
Meanwhile, somewhere in Middle Earth
"Do you have any threes?" asked Gandalf.
"Go fish," said Dumbledore.
"Do you have," started Gandalf who was then interrupted by his watch beeping, "Hmmm, looks like its time for me to check on the Hobbits. I hope they got to Rivendel alright…"
"Let's finish this some other time," said Dumbledore.
"Sure!" was Gandalf's reply before he Disapperated.
"Hmm, that reminds me," said Dumbledore, "Time to go check on Harry before he nearly kills himself again…"
Back to Hogwarts
"Guess what guys? I got myself a boyfriend!" announce Ginny.
Ron looked horrified, "Who?"
"Guys, meet Gollum!" She stepped aside to reveal Gollum in a Hogwarts boy's uniform.
"Silly girl claims to know wheres the Precious was," muttered Gollum.
"Uh, Ginny, you are you sure about this?" said Hermione.
"Yep, I'm sure!" Ginny beamed.
Harry, Ron and Hermione watched as Gollum sat in a random corner twiddling his thumbs and hissing, "My preciousssssssssss."
"And he's so funny!" said Ginny.
All the trio could do was stare.
"The twins think so too. They get along so well…" The three were still staring until Harry noticed that the twins were playing "I'm not touching you" game on Gollum.
"Silly weird Hobbitses needs to stop that. Gollum!"
"Since when did we start having inter-fandom exchange students?" asked Harry.
"Beats me," said Ron.
"This is so totally against the rules! I mean, those socks don't go with the uniform!" whined Hermione.
"This is going to be a looong year," muttered Harry.
"And he's too creepy to be in Hufflepuff!"
"He shouldn't be dating my little sister," growled Ron.
"Speaking of which, why is Ginny acting so out of character?"
Hermione suddenly smacked her palm on her forehead, "Gah! Don't you see? We're stuck in a fanfic!"
"Is this Voldemort's doing?" piped Harry. At the sound of 'Voldemort', thunder boomed, lightning randomly flashed outside, and half of the student population gasped. And the glass window part on Prof. Umbridge's door shattered.
"POTTER! DETENTION!" She roared.
"Again!" whined Harry.
"Wow, you're not kidding when you said trouble comes looking for you," said Ron.
"Can't I go one week without a detention!" Harry whined again.
"Fubuki?" said Kaiser.
"Yeah, Ryou-kun?" answered Fubuki.
"Is it just me or is the sound of girls' giggling getting louder by the minute?" They both stopped walking to listen. And since they were in a dark alley, that would be a bad idea.
Of course, the sound was getting louder.
"Fubuki, I think we should run."
"Awww, do we have to?"
"YES! You want to live, right?" Kaiser grabbed Fubuki's arm and they both ran for their lives until they ran into the sidewalk.
"Hey, you guys must be either brave or suicidal or both to go into a dark alley," said a pink haired guy in a dog suit who was just passing by.
"Why is that?" asked Kaiser.
The dog-suited man glanced their surroundings and lowered his voice, "Fangirls."
Kaiser gasped. Fubuki's eyes lit up.
"Fangirls? Aw, they're not so bad," said Fubuki. The dog-boy and Kaiser stared at him.
"Are you insane? They almost got me today!" said the guy, "They have yaoi fangirls as reinforcements!"
"Say, aren't you Shuichi Shindo from that band Bad Luck?" asked Kaiser.
"Yeah."
"Shouldn't you be not fearing the yaoi fangirls?"
"Yes, I love Mr. Yuki but those fangirls might catch the wrong Yuki. That and its rather awkward to be watched by perverted girls when…er…I'm going to stop now…"
"Why?" said Fubuki.
"They're close. Can't you hear them?" The boys stood still and listened. Indeed, the fangirls were coming. They always tend to giggle so loudly.
"Bye!" said Shuichi who started running down the sidewalk like a speeding bullet, "And always make sure to eat fish sticks!" When the smoke cleared, he was gone.
"Fish sticks? Fubuki was confused, "what does fish sticks have to do with fangirls?"
"No time for that now," said Kaiser, "We have to go now!"
"LIEK, OH MY GOSH! THOSE TWO ARE SO, LEIK, HOT!"
"We're doomed," said Kaiser. As he said this, people living in apartments quickly pulled down their shades, closed the windows, and/or slammed their shutters shut against the windows.
"I bet they're friends!" said a fangirl.
"Brilliant observation," muttered Kaiser.
"Oooh! I bet they're secretly lovers!" said another.
"OH MY GOSH THAT WOULD BE SO HOT!" Several fangirls blushed a brilliant red and fainted.
"Yeah, definitely freaky," said Kaiser. He then turn to Fubuki, "Shouldn't you be scared as well?"
"Internally, I am. But you can't let them smell your fear. Nor letting them see you look scared. That's what sets them off in the first place."
"Sounds reasonable to me."
"Oh yeah. If I am going to be a famous pop star, then I might as well cater to my fans!" beamed Fubuki.
"Wait, what do you mean by that!" Kaiser paled.
"Fear me girls," said Fubuki, "for my name is Fubuki Ten…" he then twirled around, pausing to wiggle his behind at the girls, and again faced the fangirls, "…join!"
The fangirls, mesmerized by the butt wiggle, stood in shock. Fubuki then grabbed Kaiser's arm.
"Quick, Ryou-kun! Let's go before they snap out of it!"
"Right!" They then ran away screaming towards the direction of where Shuichi ran off to, not noticing that the Kaiba Corp building is in the opposite direction.
Meanwhile at another part of the city
"Guess what guys!" announced Isis.
"What?" chorused Malik and Rishid.
"Come on, guess!"
"You found the whereabouts of the Paul McGann Estrogen Brigade?" said Rishid.
"Nope. I still can't find their HQ."
"The cursed authors figured out the plot?" said a familiar voice. The Ishtars turned to see, to their horror, Yami Malik.
"Oh crap," said they.
"No, no. Don't mind me. I'm trying to find the fourth wall."
"Fourth Wall?" They all had a sinking suspicion that Yami Malik didn't do so well in the Shadow Realm.
"Yeah, you know. They say if you can hear random people shouting 'TRIGGER HAPPY!' and 'EVERYBODY POLKAMON!' close by, then you found it. I'm – what the…?" At that moment, he was suddenly grabbed by random people who had vacant eyes and muttered "Cheese…".
"She awaits your arrival," said a woman in a zombie-like tone.
"She awaits…she awaits…" repeated the others.
"Where exactly?" asked Yami Malik.
"Come…" they said. And he was dragged off towards the park. All the Ishtars could do was sweatdrop.
"Anyway, that's not it," said Isis.
"We're finally free of the our duty as Gravekeepers?" guessed Malik.
"NOT UNTIL EPISODE 224!" shouted Yami Malik in the distance.
"Er…nope."
"Damn," Malik proceeded to sulk.
"Oh fine, I'll tell you. I found a place to live in this city!"
"YAY!" cheered the Ishtar men.
"That and I'm getting the feeling that I forgot something…"
"Er…"
Meanwhile at the Bakura residence
"Maybe its still sleeping," mused Bakura as he sneaked into the kitchen, past the cage that held the cute furry demon known as a rabbit.
He saw something move at the corner of his eye but he shrugged it off. He opened the refrigerator door and grabbed a soda. He then closed the door and turned around.
"Grrrrrrrrrrr…" the demon was awake! Bakura proceeded to run to the bathroom while screaming. He slammed the door and locked it. He then slid to the floor and assumed the fetal position.
The rabbit scratched the door, sniffed it, growled, and then finally, it hopped away to its lair.
Bakura sucked on his thumb; the unopened soda lay nearby, ignored.
Anyway, where Yami Malik is
"Let go of me!" he shouted while struggling.
"Resistance is useless," said a zombie.
"Resistance…is useless…" repeated the others.
"Shouldn't it be 'Resistance is futile'?" said Yami Malik.
"We are not quoting Star Trek," said another.
"We…are not quoting…Star Trek…" repeated the zombies.
"Er, okay…"
They then stopped to crowd around a rather large tree house surrounded by walls and a moat.
"We have arrived," said the first zombie.
"We…have arrived…"
"Y'know, that's getting to be really annoying."
"Tell me about it," said a female voice.
"Who are you?" asked Yami Malik, "Are you the author?"
"Author? There is no author here. Only me, Evil Serenity." The bridge was then lowered gently over the moat.
Yami Malik thought, 'Evil Serenity? Serenity…that sounds familiar…'
"Bring him to me."
"Yes, mistress," moaned the zombies. They all pushed Yami Malik to the inside of the fort. Someone was waiting next to the elevator. Yami Malik gasped.
"You're…You're…"
"Yes?"
"You're…"
"Get on with it, man!"
A pause. And then…
"You're not that girl called Serenity who recently beat the crap out of me and stole the Millennium Rod from me!"
"Ah, you thought I was someone else at first. Yes, we're completely two different people. And…wait, you're not that Jounouchi boy. Those idiot minions focused on the blonde hair detail again. Bah! I almost had him but some otherworldly plot hole took him away to a Wizard of Oz parody! Damn it!" She kicked a rock in anger and it went over the wall. Somewhere, a man screamed, "Argh! My new Ferrari! NOOOOOOOO!"
Evil Serenity, a woman with black hair with a green streak parting the middle and vivid orange eyes wearing a typical blue villainess gown, smirked, "Ah, that's better. Oh well, I might as well put you to good use," she then turned to a couple of minions who were holding a box of sorts, "you there! Hand me the cheese! We're adding a new recruit!"
'Without the Rod,' thought Yami Malik, 'I'm totally screwed…and hey! Why do I sound so out of character? I should be laughing at her and trying to bluff my way out by saying that I'm a radioactive spider in disguise. Eh…its too late for that…damn…'
"Open wide," said Evil Serenity, "it'll be over soon enough…"
"HOLD IT RIGHT THERE!" shouted a voice.
"Who dares to interrupt my evil plans?" roared Evil Serenity.
"I do. Draco Lady!" A girl wearing an outfit that was a cross of several of those magical girl anime Evil Serenity would sometimes watch when bored. The girl had Wedding Peach's 'fighting angel' outfit except it was pink (and had dragon wings flanking a dragon head on the front while holding the outfit up) and the skirt that reached her knees was almost in tatters (a la Princess Ai). On her back metallic looking butterfly wings. She also had on a circlet with a dragon shaped jewel in the middle that hung on her head and ballerina shoes. She held a wand that was pink and had a dragon head on the business end of it. That and she was standing on a chibified Red Eyes Darkness Dragon.
"You again? Every fifty years, I try to pull this off and you would always appear from nowhere to ruin it! Why, dammit, why?" Yami Malik took this opportunity to sneak away and he managed to escape without a hitch.
"Well, for one thing, your secret hideout is in the middle of the park where everybody could obviously see it. That and there's sigh hovering over us that says, 'This is a evil hideout.' See?" Draco Lady pointed upwards and everyone looked up to see that indeed, there is a sign hovering over the tree house saying those words.
"Hmm, I never noticed that," said Evil Serenity, "Ah, no matter. I will destroy you now. And when I mean 'destroy,' I mean killing you mercilessly and painfully. AVAST!" She brought out a sword from nowhere and charged.
Draco Lady and Mr. REDD dodged. Well, Draco Lady was standing on Mr. REDD's back focusing her power to the wand, her eyes closed, while Mr. REDD was doing the dodging. And then, her eyes snapped open.
"DRACONIC PLOT QUICKENING SPELL!"
BOMB. Evil Serenity was defeated.
"What the?" said a random person, "Where am I?"
"What are we doing here?" said another.
"NOOOOOO! I MISSED THE LAST EPISODE TO WOLF'S RAIN!" shouted some guy who found a conveniently placed calendar nearby.
One hour later
"Gee, it shouldn't take that long for a bunch of people to leave a tree house fort," said Draco Lady.
Mr. REDD shrugged, "Well, they're all gone. Now we can do this!" He pressed a random button on a remote control and the entire base exploded.
"Was that really needed?"
"According to my sources, you haven't caused property damage yet. There's a quota for that, y'know…"
Don't worry, something big'll happen which will somehow tie everything together.
As for next chapter, uh...stuff happens. Erm, yeah.
Tschuse!