Well I'm Bored…
Chapter 3: Olympus Coliseum
Me: Hello, and welcome back to "Well I'm Bored…"
Sora: Today we follow me in Olympus Coliseum.
Me: Yep. Now for the disclaimer!
Kairi: KHkid1312020 doesn't own KH, he wishes he did (don't we all?), and he also doesn't own sniper brooms, they're owned by Of Light and Dark.
Me: YAY SNIPER BROOMS! Oh, and thank you reviewers!
Riku: As a side note, there will be one flashback in this chapter. That is all.
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Sora's POV
I looked down to my own list, wondering where I was going to go first… Olympus Coliseum? Good… Very good… Hope Hades is there today! I saw it out of the corner of my eye and quickly pulled a sharp turn and down to the Underworld. I wonder where Hercules is… Silently creeping out towards the Coliseum, I spotted exactly what I wanted, Hercules, Phil, and Meg getting ready for a lunch after Hercules' tournament. This one will be easier than I thought! As the three left for the tournament, I went up, pulled a small orange sack out of the large bag, and emptied the contents. What do I have to work with today… Alcohol? I think I got Riku's bag… Ah well. I emptied the strong alcohol into Phil's, Meg's, and "Wonderboy's" drinks, all that was left now was to watch the tourney, then grab my trusty "Sniper Broom (© Of Light and Dark)" and finish the job. Then I can go mess with Hades, Pain and Panic. Grinning devilishly I ran over to the Coliseum to watch the fights.
-2 hours later-
"Well, the competition today wasn't that hard!" Exclaimed a happy Hercules, who had just won the tourney again. "That's because only half the competitors came once they heard you were in the tourney," Muttered Meg. "Who cares?" Whispered Phil. The three were headed straight for their lunches. Too easy… I stole out back to the Gummi Ship and grabbed a black mask and my Sniper Broom (its just a broom with a name). By the time I got back out, the three were already drunk, VERY drunk. Erm, might've been a BIT to strong… Phil was screaming "GET UP ON THE HYDRA'S BACK!" to no one in particular. Meg was out cold, and Hercules was fighting to keep his insanity. I ran up to them and aimed my Sniper Broom at them. Of course, they were SO drunk that they thought it was a REAL sniper. "PUT YOUR HANDS UP!" I yelled. Phil screamed like a little girl and jumped at me, but hit Hercules instead who had gotten up to punch me, Meg had just woken up and fainted at the sight of my Sniper Broom, and now Phil and Hercules were on the ground fighting each other tooth and fist. I backed away slowly, knowing what the two could do, and just in time. Phil had just used the "Urninator" on Hercules, sending broken urn pieces everywhere, knocking Hercules into sense. "What the!" cried Hercules before both Meg and Phil were attacking him. I took this chance to run. Back in the Underworld, I started out toward Hades' Chamber, which had been conveniently moved to the first room on the right. I reached in my large bag and pulled out a white sack. Ok, hopefully its not strong alcohol this time… I checked the contents to find… what was this… bucket of water… Well, he DOES have lots of flames, water might piss him off severely. So, bucket in hand, I climbed the VERY tall door and opened it a crack, then placed the bucket just right. I jumped down, knocked on the door and ran back behind a rock for cover. Peeking around it, I saw Hades open the door, and the bucket of water hit him. The bucket got stuck, and now he was screaming "PAIN AND PANIC, I'M GONNA MURDER YOU!" I knew this couldn't end up good, but I watched anyways. Pain and Panic were unluckily strolling by me, and were about to blow my cover before a grabbed them, gagged them with duct tape I always carried, bound them together, and threw them at Hades, who proceeded to tear them apart with his bare hands. I sprinted back to the Gummi Ship, and blasted off, thinking about a prank I pulled here a year or two ago.
Flashback
I ran up to Cloud, and whispered something in his ear, his eye twitched, and he ran toward the tournament sign up. Soon he was in the tournament, slaughtering everything. What did I tell him you ask? I merely told him Sephiroth was in the platinum match, which was completely true. It was a horrible prank to be sure, but hey. I got a kick out of him murdering the stands because he saw a guy with white hair, he mistook it for silver…
/Flashback
I looked out the window and then back to my list…
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Me: There ya have it! Another chapter. The flashback sucked, I lost my thought really badly, and couldn't think of it all day.
Cloud: You suck.
Kairi, Riku, and Sora: He's right.
Me: I know… Anyways, please R&R! See ya next time!