Well I'm bored…
Chapter 4: Agrabah
Me: People, review! I need a popular vote on the next world I do, and any of you who have very good pranks please e-mail them to me!
Kairi: See that little blue button that says "Go"? PRESS IT!
Sora and Riku: YEAH! PRESS IT!
Me: ON WITH THE STORY!
Sora: He doesn't own KH, he wishes he did (Don't we all?) blah blah blah.
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Riku's POV
Flashback
The three of us walked back for a snack after deciding to pull pranks. I knew we wouldn't start 'till tomorrow, but who cares! I had a prank of my own. I was gonna screw with the prank bags. Give 'em poisoned Papou Fruits, super-strong-alcohol, and who knows what else! So, after eating a sandwich, I got "food poisoning" and had to "run to the bathroom" to "vomit". SUCKERS! HAHAHA! So, now to check my own list and begin pranking…
/Flashback
I jumped out of the Gummi Ship, and pulled out my supplies, a sleep gas bomb This is gonna be graphic hehehehe… and a gas mask. PERFECT! I could ruin the world of Agrabah and torture its greatest evil in one day! I stealthily crept over to the Sultan's (sp?) and climbed up the wall, looking through a window. BINGO! Jasmine and Aladin were in there, having lunch. I strapped on the gas mask, and tossed in the sleep bomb. Minutes later I was rewarded with peaceful snoring. I jumped in, and undressed both of them. Damnit, why'd I have to choose this idea… screw my plaqued mind! SCREW IT I SAY! And then, once that was done, I pushed them together! The Sultan's gonna MURDER Aladin, I better get out of here! So, leaving through the window, and tossing out my gas mask as FAR as possible, I escaped. Onto the animals! They had had a fight, so they were locked in separate cages. I didn't even need a prank bag for this, I merely summoned the keyblade and sliced through the bars, grabbed Abu, sliced open what's-his-name's cage, and tossed him in. For a precaution, I burned the cage shut with Dark Firaga. Well, this is a short day. Damnit. I might as well watch the fireworks before torturing Jaffar. I walked up to the door of the palace, and knocked. Soon, an attendant was their. I introduced myself, and said I was here to see Jasmine with a message from Aladin. He told me Aladin was already here. Duh. So I told him I needed my next message to carry. He let me in. IDIOT! I walked up to Jasmine's room, and opened the door. The gas was gone, and Jasmine and Aladin were awake but… UGH! I soon ran to the attendant, told him what I saw, and vomited on the floor as proof. Minutes later, Aladin was sentenced death. I would have to have Namine fix this. So I gave Kairi a quick cell phone call, and Namine was luckily able to do the job from there. I sighed in relief, and started out on my next victim. Jaffar.
Jaffar was really easy, being newly revived, he had no Genie powers. Or any power for that matter. He was a peddler. So I found his secrets, told them to his competition, told Jaffar that Aladin did it, and then ran for my life. All in all, it was the most boring prank ever. Even if I did get to watch Jaffar whip out a sword and slice through crowds of people. I'm evil! I got in the Gummi Ship, left, and looked at my list…
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Me: OK PEOPLE! REVIEW! Request the next world! It will be chosen by popular vote. If none is chosen, well. I have no idea how I'll choose it.
Sora, Kairi, and Riku: SO VOTE!
Namine: If you're wondering how I can screw with people's memories, even when I'm part of Kairi, its because I can split apart from Kairi! I DID IT IN KH2 PEOPLE!
Me: So see ya next time!