P'g: YAY! (hugs viewers) Thank you everyone took the time to read my story! And a double thanks to you who reviewed it! (smiles) I'm pleased to announced that I, Prodigious Girl ((glares) who because of cannot add stars or squigglies to her name) have won the, "I'm an awesome authoress" award!

Goku: Wow! Really?

Hakkai: (smiles) How nice for you! Who'd you win it from?

P'g: Um…well…

Gojyo: YOU DIDN'T WIN ANYTHING! DID YOU!

P'g: (cries) leave me alone! I lost my special ring yesterday! I'm sad and cranky and I've got a lot of school work to do!

Goku: (is confused) but didn't you just graduate yesterday?

Gojyo: (smirks) Yeah, on 6/6/6?

P'g: (glares) yes…

Sanzo: It doesn't matter; she still has two weeks of school left.

Goku: Wow…sucks to be you.

P'g: …Goku…do you even go to school?

Goku: …um…

P'g: Didn't think so.

Gojyo: ARGH! My fans aren't here to read this! They wanna see me!

Hakkai: Or possibly Martha Stuart…

Goku: Who?

Hakkai: Never mind…

(((Chapter Two- Martha Stuart, Seagulls and Horrible Brothers)))

(Thunder crashes outside)

Hakkai: We'd better hurry up and finish putting this tent up! Goku, will you help me?

Goku: Sure! Since I'm not afraid of the rain (smirks at Sanzo)

Sanzo: (evil death glare at Goku)

Goku: (spazzes and leaves to meet up with Hakkai)

Gojyo: I'm so bored!

Sanzo: What the hell do you expect me to do about it?

Gojyo: Well…you could possibly shoot yourself for my entertainment.

Sanzo: I ought to smack you.

Gojyo: Try it!

Sanzo: …too lazy. I'm reading.

Gojyo: You're always reading!

Sanzo: (points to laptop) You can use that…just don't tell Goku.

Gojyo: (ultra happy)

Gojyo: HEY ALL YOU PEOPLE! I'M BACK!

Goku: Hurray! All hail master Gojyo!

((Sanzo, Hakkai, and Goku dance around Gojyo))

Gojyo: Please, you're embarrassing me…

Random Youkai 1: Mr. Superior Gojyo! We've come to fight you in hopes of being able to defeat you even though we know it's completely futile!

Gojyo: (laughs superiorly) Then why'd you come if you know it's useless?

Random Youkai 2: Because! Because I have a dream…a dream of being able to have a loving family living with me in a little brick house with a white picket fence!

Random Youkai 3: Yes! I hope to own a successful chicken farm one day!

Random Youkai 1: I want to be a dentist! (is overly proud of self)

Random Youkai 4: (smiles happily) I'm a youkai!

Gojyo: (annoyed look at R.Y.4) Thanks genius, like I didn't already know that.

Goku: I won't let you hurt our superior leader!

Hakkai: YES! We must all protect Gojyo-sama!

Gojyo: Didn't I tell you three years ago that I could kick anyone's ass?

Hakkai: Well yes…

Gojyo: Well then…?

Hakkai: I'm sorry…please forgive me.

Sanzo: I'm just being utterly quiet because I have nothing special to say.

Gojyo: That's right; because you're a human you're useless…

Just then, Martha Stuart comes jumping out the bush with a flame torch gun thingy…

Martha: DIE ALL YOU YOUKAI…AND HAVE A LOVELY DAY! (burns them)

Gojyo: Woah, Martha! What are you doing here?

Martha: I came to give Hakkai the scarf he ordered. (hands Hakkai a green scarf).

Gojyo: I thought Hakkai could knit…

Martha: Of course he can! Where do you think he learned from?

Goku: (frowns) I'm hungry because I suck…

Martha: That's ok, Goku. I have a cooked turkey in my bag, let me get it for you.

Goku: YAY! TURKEY!

Sanzo: I'd like a beer.

Gojyo: Me too! Do you have that, Martha?

Martha: Of course! (gives them a beer)

Hakkai: It's very hot we should find some shade.

Martha: Fear not, Hakkai, I have a solution to that. (pulls out one of those picnic table tent things)

Hakkai: Wow…is there anything you can't do, Martha?

Martha: No Hakkai, I can do absolutely everything. All I need is some paper and I can create anything for you.

Hakkai: How interesting!

Goku: Not as interesting as our master, Gojyo-sama.

All of a sudden the Kougaiji-itachi…er…whatever show up! Gasp!

Kou: I've come here because I'm lonely. (random seagull flies into Kou's face)

Gojyo: (laughs) That bird just owned you!

Dokugakuji: (huge gasp) Is it? Could it be true? MARTHA STUART! (races down to her) Martha! I'm you biggest fan! Could I have your autograph? I read you latest book!

Goku: Oooooooooooh, snap.

Hakkai: (smiles) Hello Yaone-san.

Yaone: Oh, Hakkai-san! I'm so glad you're here! I NEED YOU! (runs to him in slow motion and huggles him)

Hakkai: Yaone-san! You know I only live for Gojyo-sama!

Gojyo: Ah, that's ok, I don't mind Hakkai.

Goku: Hakkai! Is that blood on your shirt?

Hakkai: Where? (looks down to see a blotch of red on his shirt) (Gasps!) (Gives off a girly blood curling scream) (faints)

Goku: Oh wait…(smiles) it's only ketchup! (rips off Hakkai's shirt and eats it).

Sanzo: Where's my snuggle love bunny, Lirin?

Kou: She's been abducted by Dr. Nii.

(a cell phone rings and Kougaiji goes to his pocket to get a "star trek" cell phone out of his pocket)

Kou: Hello?

Voice on Phone: It's called 'love' not 'abduction' (hangs up)

Kou: um…

Yaone: Who was that?

Kou: It was Nii.

For some odd reason the sun turned around and looked at everyone. It was wearing shades and it spoke…-

((Gojyo: GOKU! GET AWAY FROM THE COMPUTER!
Goku: But I want a turn!
Gojyo: YOU CAN HAVE ONE LATER! BAKA SURU!
Goku: DON'T CALL ME THAT!))

Anyway, the stupid monkey's imagination was really getting out of hand. He said the sun turned around and was talking like Michael Jackson. Goku all of a sudden started stripping down.

Sanzo: Baka Saru! What are you doing?

Goku: The sun! He told me that it was really hot and that I should be naked.

Martha: You shouldn't trust people like that, Goku. They could hurt you.

Sanzo: I'm so moody because I'm Sanzo…RAWR…

Dokugakuji: Like we should all like, totally go play mini-putt some time.

Gojyo: Hey, Bro.

Doku: Yeah?

Gojyo: Don't ever say that shit again.

Doku: (cries hysterically) I'm so sorry! I'm such a horrible person! (runs away)

And as the sun sets on the Gojyogian Empire everyone takes a puff of a smoke in salute to their great leader and love obsession, Gojyo.

Gojyo: Yup…good stuff.

Sanzo: (glares) you're full of bullshit.

Goku: Much bullshit.

Sanzo: (glares at Goku) Don't copy me, Saru.

Hakkai: (sweatdrop) now, now you guys, this is no time to be fighting…we should get some sleep.

Goku: But what about my turn on the computer?

Sanzo: too bad…

Goku: (pouts)

((Next Chapter: Kami-sama likes stealing kittens and turtles…))