Disclaimers: nope don't own that 70's show, but if I did I would make sure that the stupid stripper was 6 no 10! Feet under!

Pulling himself away from the girl he had just met (and slept with) he looked away, this girl in front of him was totally hot and yet he could barely bring himself to look at her. Before that long hot summer he spent with Jackie, he would have been smiling to no end but now… he felt nothing.

Jackie, He wanted nothing more then to forget that name and her stupid fiancé along with it, they had ruined him enough already and dammit he wasn't about to let himself dwell on the thought of them together and married.

Turning back to Melinda, he forced a smile.

"We'll that was um fun we should uh do it again some time"

Hearing a laugh he felt something soft tough his cheek, Looking up he saw her smile seductively.

"Call me again some time ok?"

Watching her walk down the dark streets, he quickly whipped his cheek with his sleeve; she wasn't going to be hearing from him any time soon. Frowning he went in search for his car.


She was crying; no not cry more like wailing uncontrollably, he couldn't understand it! What were the chances oh him picking her and them driving down the road and seeing the guy she was looking for with another women? Like one to a thousand (it would have been a million but considering point place was so small…)

Still holding Jackie, Eric patted her back. Her Crying and ranting's had turned into small hiccups. Noticing her quieting down she ended up falling asleep in his arms, Crap, how was he going to drive home?

Waiting a few more minutes he slowly let go of her and laid her on her seat. Starting the car he recapped what happened over the last 3 days.

Kelso had found out about Hyde and Jackie and gives Hyde an ultimatum

Hyde breaks up with Jackie

Kelso plans on proposing to Jackie

Hyde finds out and gets (dare he say it) upset

Jackie turns down Kelso

Jackie looks for Hyde and finds him with another women

And weirdest of all, Jackie cry's and falls asleep in his arms.

It was almost like a soap opera, except that Kelso hasn't been thought dead for 5 years and comes back to find his fiancé with his best friend but more like Kelso gets engaged, runs away and then comes home to find his ex girl friend with his best friend.

Shaking his head he looked back at Jackie, she had been through so much but even so… he still swore she was satin himself.


He was at home under is spidey blankets moping. Jackie had rejected him for some who didn't have a perfect bone structure like himself and he couldn't believe it. After he decided to leave Donna's he instantly went home to sulk. Not even a two hour special of Charlie's angels and a box full of popsicles could cheer him up…. Well it could a little but still.

Hearing his bed room door open, Kelso huddled closer to the blankets.

"Go away"

Hearing a small groan he felt some one sit beside him on the bed, why didn't people listen to him? He frowned when he heard a girly voice.

" Oh but Kelso its me a Jackie, I've come to tell you that I'm sorry for choosing a poor orphan boy over you even though Fez is more yummy then the both of you"

Lifting the blankets Kelso looked and then went back under.

" Go away Fez"

Frowning slightly Fez tugged on the blanket.

" Ah come on Kelso, come on out, there's know one in the basement but Donna and since she wont let me take picture's of her there's nothing…. And no one, to do"

Putting his face in his pillow, Kelso shook his head.

" I'm not coming out, Jackie said she didn't want to marry me cause she loves Hyde"

Cocking his head he stared at the lumps under the covers that was Kelso.

" And you think hiding under there will make it go away?"

Thinking for a moment, Kelso answered

" Maybe…"

Nodding his head, Fez shrugged his shoulders

" Ok try it your way and if it doesn't work we'll go out for candy and beer"

And with that he patted Kelso's back.


Hearing her bed room door open Donna jumped slightly and looked to find her boy friend holding… a sleeping Jackie?

" Oh my god what happened!"

Setting down Jackie on her cot Eric shook his head.

" Nothing really, I found her roaming the streets for you know who and asked her if she wanted a ride and she feel asleep"

Smiling, Donna looked at Jackie.

" So did she find Hyde?"

Hesitating, Eric cringed

" Ya well umm we found him" Noticing Donna's face he continued. " With another women…."

Gasping slightly, Donna's eyes widened.

" What! When!"

Now feeling uncomfortable Eric looked at Jackie and felt sorry for her again, what was with that.

" Well when I was driving Jackie home we stopped at the light by the hotel and saw… him with this really foxy…. ( seeing Donna's glare he quickly changed his words) … ummm slutty chick"

Slumping her shoulders Donna sighed.

" That's horrible"

" I know…"

Both now staring at the sleeping pixie, Donna perked up.

" So you carried her all the way up the stairs yourself?"

Smirking, Eric flexed his muscles.

" Don't under estimate the powers of Eric Forman babe"

Hearing the door open again they both looked to see Bob walk in

" Sorry for handing Jackie to you Eric, its just the phone rang and it could have been Joanne, you made down the hallway ok right?

Hearing a giggle behind him Eric frowned and quickly left the room.

OMG I finally up dated, HURRAY, phew this chapter was a little tuff to write but I finished it, I will be updating soon, I mean it this time so remember to review!