P'g: Hurray! I've gotten over writer's block! I hope you enjoy this chapter!
((Chapter four: Disappointing books, random muppets, and crazy fangirls))
(Goku is furiously typing on the computer. Gojyo comes in and takes it from him)
Goku: HEY! ASS! I was typing on that!
Gojyo: Too bad. (signs in and continues his story while Goku complains to Sanzo about it)
Gojyo: Ok…I'm back.
Miss Piggy: OOOOOOOOOOOOH GOJYO! I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU!
Gojyo: …Erm…
Sanzo: Give Goku back the computer (steals it away and gives it back to Goku)
Goku: HURRAY! (smiles) I'm going to write my own little story!
Gojyo: DON'T EVEN THINK OF TOUCHING MY STORY!
Goku: (glares at him) I'm writing my OWN story!
Goku's Totally Awesome Story That's SOOOOO Much Better Than Gojyo's:
Hakkai: Goku, I'm glad you showed up, I got you something to read on the way.
Goku: Hurray!
Hakkai: (pulls out a book)
Goku: AWWWWWWW, a book… (is disappointed)
Hakkai: I also bought you a HUGE bag of chips.
Goku: HURRAY!
Miss Piggy: Can I share with you?
Goku: WOW! Miss Piggy! How'd you get here?
Miss Piggy: You wanted me here.
Goku: COOL! I'm so awesome!
Sanzo: You are, and I'm so glad you're on this team.
Goku: (teary eyed) Wow, thanks Sanzo… (sniffle)
Miss Piggy: He's right though, Goku! You're the greatest in the world!
Kermit: I agree!
Goku: WOW! HI KERMIT!
Kermit: HI GOKU!
Sanzo: Saru, your time is up…
Goku: (frowns) Awwwww…
Gojyo: YES! FINALLY!
Anyway, as the superior one was writing before, the Gojyo-ikku were off on another adventure to the west. They were really getting sick of driving. All of a sudden Goku thought he saw something out in the middle of the desert.
Goku: LOOK! It's a mailbox!
Hakkai: In the middle of the desert?
(They reach the mailbox)
Goku: Now we can mail ourselves to India! (puts a stamp on his forehead)
Gojyo: …great, we'll meet you there, Saru.
Goku: AWESOME! (tries to climb in)
Gojyo: I was joking you dumb ass…
Goku: (frowns) I'm sorry.
Hakkai: Pardon if I'm wrong but…(he points to a flat square grassland) Is it just me or is that a soccer arena?
Goku: HOLY SHIT! THE WHOLE SCENERY JUST CHANGED! WHERE ARE WE?
Some Random Chick: AYE! SIE SIND IN DEUTSCHLAND JETZT! (Translation: Aye! You're in Germany now.)
Goku: (is sad) She didn't have to yell.
Gojyo: AWESOME! The world cup must be going on!
Sanzo: (points to the roof) Look! There's Kougaiji!
(Everyone looks up to see Kougaiji waving a Japanese flag)
Everyone: …um…
Dokugakuji: BE A REBEL! VOTE SOUTH KOREA!
Kougaiji: NO! JAPAN WILL WIN!
Goku: SAAAAAAAAAANZO! Who do you think will win?
Sanzo: I'm too stupid to know about soccer…
Hakkai: (raising his index and smiles) Actually, in Europe they call it football.
Goku: Wow…
Gojyo: Yeah well…If I tell them it's soccer…it's soccer.
Random French Guy: NEVER! WE'LL NEVER CALL IT SOCCER!
Gojyo: OH YEAH!
RFG: YEAH!
Gojyo: We'll just have to have a soccer match to determine that…
RFG: ARGH! It's football!
Saiyuki Fangirls: YAY! SAIYUKI BOYS! KAWAII!
Ok, so Gojyo, Sanzo, Hakkai and Goku change into soccer jerseys. Their colours are yellow and brown.
Goku: I'm like…so super excited, and can't like…wait to win.
Everyone: SHUT UP!
The French team comes out wearing their white and blue uniform.
Zidane: Bring it on Gojyo-ikku!
Gojyo: You got it Zidane!
Henry: Hey, hey, wait! There's only 4 of them and 11 of us! They'll loose easily.
Gojyo: Ha! We'll see! We'll beat you in no time flat!
Kougaiji: (runs in) I want to play too!
Gojyo: NO WAY!
Barthez: It would probably be better if you let them play. 8 verse 11 is a lot better than 4 verse 11.
Gojyo: (glares at Barthez) Hey! No one asked you! This is my story and I'll tell you when to talk!
Barthez: (mumbles profanities)
Goku: GUYS! LET'S HAVE A HUGE TOURNAMENT WITH ALL THE TEAMS! WE'LL PLAY THEM TO BE NUMBER ONE!
Gojyo: DIDN'T I TELL YOU TO BE QUIET! Ok, look guys, here's the idea, we're going to have a tournament with all the teams to prove that we're number one.
Hakkai: Wow! Great idea, Gojyo! Where do you get your brilliance?
Gojyo: Ah you know…I just think things and they happen…so anyway (turns to the viewers) It's up to you guys!
Goku: What is?
Gojyo: Sanzo will go through that.
Sanzo: (has somehow changed into a referee's suit) Ok, here's what's up. You first off you guys are going to vote if you want the Kougaiji group to play in the matches with us. Second, you guys are going to vote if want us to face off against every team to see who's the best; them or us? If you vote yes, please select the country you'd like us to face off after France.
Hakkai: Wow…that's the most I think I've ever heard Sanzo say in his whole life…
Sanzo: (blushes) yeah…you know….
Hakkai: Sorry to cut you off Gojyo, but I need to do the banking.
Gojyo: Eh, that's ok, I need to wait for results on something anyway…
((Next Chapter: Another 100 years war? And whatever you decided…))