Part 4! YAY! I'm so excited, and I just can't hide it! Yow!
"Awwwww, shit crap dammit!" yelled Jenny as she pounded and banged on the door. After awhile she gave up and slumped down on the floor. "We're doomed Kelly!" moaned Jenny, as she covered her face with her hands. Kelly was trying to see what the shizam was going on outside by looking through the little keyhole on the closet door. Logan's back was in the way, not to mention his beautiful buttox.
"Ahhhhhhh," drooled Kelly," Asstastic, buttsational, hinnierific."
Jenny looked up. "What is?" asked Jenny.
"Logan's ass." replied Kelly, who had her whole face pressed against the tiny keyhole.
"Move over beeeeeyatch!!" roared Jenny. Jenny knocked Kelly over and took her spot at The Holy Ass-Viewer. Logan suddenly shifted so that Jenny could see him talking to Jean. He appeared to be, no wait, it couldn't be! HE WAS! Logan was flirting with the slutty tramp AND her deflated breasts!! Kelly and Jenny both stood up at the
same time and looked feverishly for something to get them out before something sexual could happen. The last thing that they needed to see was Jean's hairy gapped ass, saggified breasts, and moldified penis!
"We'll get out," said Kelly reassuringly," We have a mission! We must fondle Logan's ass and see the manhood!"
Jenny felt a wave of new hope. She got up and started cursing like no tomorrow. "Mutha fucker!" she
cursed," You better Goddamn open up this mutha fuckin' door! Stupid ass bitch!"
"That's the spirit!" shouted Kelly joyously, happy to see Jenny back to her old potty-mouthed self. Kelly joined in with much determination.
"Stupid cock-smokin' tramp!"
"Donkey lovin' bitch!"
"Mutha fuckin' hoebeast!"
"Gutter-sluttish piece of shit!"
"Inbred son of a goat!"
"Shabadoo grabbing, hairy ass lickin.... AZZZZZ!"
Oh, if only their parents could have seen them! They would have been so proud. Back and forth they swore, the words they shouted melted all the paint off the walls and made squirrels run into oncoming traffic. Jenny and Kelly fell back down, exhausted. Swearing takes a lot out of you. Logan and Jean completely ignored them.
Jean continued talking the "whore talk."
"I also have some telepathic abilities," continued the floppy breasted streetwalker. She shifted nervously. Any woman would be if Logan were in front of them. The dumb bitch didn't even have the decency to bow before her God!
"Like your Professor?" asked the smooth and suave Logan.
"Nowhere near as powerful," Jean explained while shaving her mustache off, "But he's teaching me to develop it. Ow, I hate shaving that little part under my nose."
Logan walked toward her. "So I see." said Logan.
Kelly had had enough. Jenny looked as if she was about to cry. She'd have to get them out and stop this he-bitch from getting Logan! Kelly looked around the closet for something to help them escape. All that she found was a bowling ball and a tube of super duper glue.
"I have an idea," announced Kelly smartithly. Jenny watched what Kelly had in mind. Kelly aka the super genius took the bowling ball and smeared that shiny bastard with the glue. Kelly then flung the ball with all of her might at the closet door.
"So, read my mind," said Logan daringly.
"I'd rather shave, I'm quite hairy," replied Jean, who was busy shaving her wookified, meaty pits.
"C'mon, you might like it," said Logan reeeeeeeeal sexy-like.
Before Jean could start on the other pit, the bowling ball sailed clear through the door and "Babow!" slapped Jean right in her 104 year old, wrinkly, grizzled, razor burned face. Jean flew straight across the room at the Speed of Bald. The gluie ball stuck fast to the flab on her left cheek. She went right through the wall and didn't stop until she dived, full- speed ahead, into David Bowie's tights (you know, the one's that he wears in Labyrinth? The real gross ones that leave nothing to the imagination?) Logan just laughed. "Hahahahahahahahaa," he laughed. Jenny and Kelly opened the evil closet and tumbled out. "We're freeee!!!" they exclaimed happily. Then they saw their prey. LOGAN! They went running toward him and latched on to whatever they could grab. Kelly had a leg and Jenny had jumped on his back with her arms tightly wrapped around his neck.
"Uhhh, fftttt, hfhhhhsshs," gasped Logan. Jenny was strangling his sexy ass.
"I think that he said that he wants you to hold him tighter," said Kelly while sniffing his leg.
"You don't have to tell me twice," replied Jenny grinning like the Crack Queen. Logan had had enough already. He flipped Jenny over his back and she flew onto the bed. Then he wiggled Kelly off his slobbered upon leg and picked her up and placed her next to Jenny.
"Now," started Logan as he spoke to the wide-eyed girls, "I know that you two are a little taken with me and I wish that I could just make wild, passionate, animal love to both of you, separately of course. But you two have to stop following me." Kelly and Jenny just stared back with cheesy grins.
"Ok," they lied.
"Good girls," said Logan as he started to walk out the door. Guess who was in the damn way again. Old underfed, malnourished, shrimpified, Cycloptic Scott. "Aren't you gonna tell me to stay away from your hairy, booty-faced girl?" asked Logan with a big ass smirk on his handsome face.
"No," replied The Gay One-eye, "That's why she's my hairy, booty-faced girl."
"Then I guess that you have nothing to worry about," said Logan the almighty smart ass , "Cyclops."
"It must just burn you up that a boy like me saved your life," said Scott while picking his nose, "Better be careful, I might not be there next time." He was about to turn away and eat his find when another smart assed comment came up. "Oh, and Logan," he continued," Stay away from my girl."
Logan looked pissed. That's not a real smart thing to do. Piss off a guy that comes equipped with claws and a tight ass. Jenny picked up a nearby lamp and tossed it at Scott's Hamburglar shaped head. It knocked him. the fuck out! Jenny and Kelly ran past Logan, after they grabbed his butt, and went to look for another hiding place. As they passed the unconscious Clopster, Kelly spit out her gum and jammed it up his nose.
(Ok, Kelly wrote this next part and it is Goddamned graphic and gross!)
LOCATION: MAGAYTO'S JOINT
Meanwhile, at Magayto's Lair o' Gay, Sabretooth was raping the shit outta Sen. Kelly.
"Ohhh, yeah oh yeah, you like that don't you. Mmmmmm, hahuuuhhuuuh."
"Please, no more! My ass is too full!" Just as Sabretooth was about to shoot inside of Sen. Kelly, Magayto strolled in.
"What are you doing?"
Sabretooth pulled out and blasted his mess. Unfortunately, it hit Magayto dead in the face. It rolled down into his nose and mouth in little streams of goo.
"That was uncalled for," said Toad, as he waltzed in. Then he stuck out his giant
cock-shaped tongue and ate a random wallaby.
"Yeaaaaackchsfgafnvmhalsclnbgdhgtkljhsllll,icky!" said Sen. Kelly.
Magayto ignored the shit on his face and picked Sen. Kelly up and forced him into a chair. Then Magayto floated up into a giant penis. His face got all twisted and shit as the penis lengthened and straightened. Magayto's lips pulled back until his huge yellowed horse teeth showed. Down on the ground, Sabretooth opened his Elmo umbrella as Toad clung to his legs. The giant penis shot a big wad of goo. It rained down everywhere, and Mystique started to dance around in it like the cum guzzling hooker she is. Magayto floated gayly down to the ground. He walked over to Sen. Kelly all gay like and whispered gayly in his ear, "Welcome to gay, my brother." Sen. Kelly fought the overwhelming urge to ass rape someone.
LOCATION: LOGAN'S BEDROOM O' LOVIN
Jenny and Kelly were hiding under the bed, listening to Logan groan in his sleep. "He sounds sooooo sexy," whispered Jenny. "Can you imagine what his moans sound like when he's awake?" Jenny's mouth dropped. "Ahhhhghggg, Loganage"
Suddenly, the door opened and that shim Rogue walked in like she owned the damn place.
"Logan, Logan...Wake up. Logan."
"Man, don't wake him up, you dykemonger," said Jenny, all pissed off. Logan sat straight up all of a sudden and stabbed the piss out of Rogue. Kelly leapt out from under the bed and danced a little jig.
"Woohoo, kill the bitch, stab the bitch, and fuck her up. Kill the bitch, stab the bitch, fuck her up!" she chanted. But Rogue reached out a decrepit and moldy hand and drained poor Logie almost to death.
"No this mother fucker didn't!" Jenny yelled, and turned into Jenny-Ra. "By the power of GraySkull, I mean Wolverine!" Jenny-Ra used her mighty crowbar to pry that Logan molester's nasty ass paws offa him. Jenny-Ra
looked at Logan, who was half dead. "Kelly! You heal him! I'll take care of the ol' hoebeast!" Kelly laid her hands on Logan's bare chest, and resisted the urged to fondle the nipples. A green glow appeared.
And so did Clopster and SexQueen.
But Kelly wasn't havin' none of that. So she turned into a Ronin Warrior and busted out with a "Thunderbolt Cut" on that ass. Gaylops and FuckMistress were blown the fuck outta the room.
~End part 4
"Awwwww, shit crap dammit!" yelled Jenny as she pounded and banged on the door. After awhile she gave up and slumped down on the floor. "We're doomed Kelly!" moaned Jenny, as she covered her face with her hands. Kelly was trying to see what the shizam was going on outside by looking through the little keyhole on the closet door. Logan's back was in the way, not to mention his beautiful buttox.
"Ahhhhhhh," drooled Kelly," Asstastic, buttsational, hinnierific."
Jenny looked up. "What is?" asked Jenny.
"Logan's ass." replied Kelly, who had her whole face pressed against the tiny keyhole.
"Move over beeeeeyatch!!" roared Jenny. Jenny knocked Kelly over and took her spot at The Holy Ass-Viewer. Logan suddenly shifted so that Jenny could see him talking to Jean. He appeared to be, no wait, it couldn't be! HE WAS! Logan was flirting with the slutty tramp AND her deflated breasts!! Kelly and Jenny both stood up at the
same time and looked feverishly for something to get them out before something sexual could happen. The last thing that they needed to see was Jean's hairy gapped ass, saggified breasts, and moldified penis!
"We'll get out," said Kelly reassuringly," We have a mission! We must fondle Logan's ass and see the manhood!"
Jenny felt a wave of new hope. She got up and started cursing like no tomorrow. "Mutha fucker!" she
cursed," You better Goddamn open up this mutha fuckin' door! Stupid ass bitch!"
"That's the spirit!" shouted Kelly joyously, happy to see Jenny back to her old potty-mouthed self. Kelly joined in with much determination.
"Stupid cock-smokin' tramp!"
"Donkey lovin' bitch!"
"Mutha fuckin' hoebeast!"
"Gutter-sluttish piece of shit!"
"Inbred son of a goat!"
"Shabadoo grabbing, hairy ass lickin.... AZZZZZ!"
Oh, if only their parents could have seen them! They would have been so proud. Back and forth they swore, the words they shouted melted all the paint off the walls and made squirrels run into oncoming traffic. Jenny and Kelly fell back down, exhausted. Swearing takes a lot out of you. Logan and Jean completely ignored them.
Jean continued talking the "whore talk."
"I also have some telepathic abilities," continued the floppy breasted streetwalker. She shifted nervously. Any woman would be if Logan were in front of them. The dumb bitch didn't even have the decency to bow before her God!
"Like your Professor?" asked the smooth and suave Logan.
"Nowhere near as powerful," Jean explained while shaving her mustache off, "But he's teaching me to develop it. Ow, I hate shaving that little part under my nose."
Logan walked toward her. "So I see." said Logan.
Kelly had had enough. Jenny looked as if she was about to cry. She'd have to get them out and stop this he-bitch from getting Logan! Kelly looked around the closet for something to help them escape. All that she found was a bowling ball and a tube of super duper glue.
"I have an idea," announced Kelly smartithly. Jenny watched what Kelly had in mind. Kelly aka the super genius took the bowling ball and smeared that shiny bastard with the glue. Kelly then flung the ball with all of her might at the closet door.
"So, read my mind," said Logan daringly.
"I'd rather shave, I'm quite hairy," replied Jean, who was busy shaving her wookified, meaty pits.
"C'mon, you might like it," said Logan reeeeeeeeal sexy-like.
Before Jean could start on the other pit, the bowling ball sailed clear through the door and "Babow!" slapped Jean right in her 104 year old, wrinkly, grizzled, razor burned face. Jean flew straight across the room at the Speed of Bald. The gluie ball stuck fast to the flab on her left cheek. She went right through the wall and didn't stop until she dived, full- speed ahead, into David Bowie's tights (you know, the one's that he wears in Labyrinth? The real gross ones that leave nothing to the imagination?) Logan just laughed. "Hahahahahahahahaa," he laughed. Jenny and Kelly opened the evil closet and tumbled out. "We're freeee!!!" they exclaimed happily. Then they saw their prey. LOGAN! They went running toward him and latched on to whatever they could grab. Kelly had a leg and Jenny had jumped on his back with her arms tightly wrapped around his neck.
"Uhhh, fftttt, hfhhhhsshs," gasped Logan. Jenny was strangling his sexy ass.
"I think that he said that he wants you to hold him tighter," said Kelly while sniffing his leg.
"You don't have to tell me twice," replied Jenny grinning like the Crack Queen. Logan had had enough already. He flipped Jenny over his back and she flew onto the bed. Then he wiggled Kelly off his slobbered upon leg and picked her up and placed her next to Jenny.
"Now," started Logan as he spoke to the wide-eyed girls, "I know that you two are a little taken with me and I wish that I could just make wild, passionate, animal love to both of you, separately of course. But you two have to stop following me." Kelly and Jenny just stared back with cheesy grins.
"Ok," they lied.
"Good girls," said Logan as he started to walk out the door. Guess who was in the damn way again. Old underfed, malnourished, shrimpified, Cycloptic Scott. "Aren't you gonna tell me to stay away from your hairy, booty-faced girl?" asked Logan with a big ass smirk on his handsome face.
"No," replied The Gay One-eye, "That's why she's my hairy, booty-faced girl."
"Then I guess that you have nothing to worry about," said Logan the almighty smart ass , "Cyclops."
"It must just burn you up that a boy like me saved your life," said Scott while picking his nose, "Better be careful, I might not be there next time." He was about to turn away and eat his find when another smart assed comment came up. "Oh, and Logan," he continued," Stay away from my girl."
Logan looked pissed. That's not a real smart thing to do. Piss off a guy that comes equipped with claws and a tight ass. Jenny picked up a nearby lamp and tossed it at Scott's Hamburglar shaped head. It knocked him. the fuck out! Jenny and Kelly ran past Logan, after they grabbed his butt, and went to look for another hiding place. As they passed the unconscious Clopster, Kelly spit out her gum and jammed it up his nose.
(Ok, Kelly wrote this next part and it is Goddamned graphic and gross!)
LOCATION: MAGAYTO'S JOINT
Meanwhile, at Magayto's Lair o' Gay, Sabretooth was raping the shit outta Sen. Kelly.
"Ohhh, yeah oh yeah, you like that don't you. Mmmmmm, hahuuuhhuuuh."
"Please, no more! My ass is too full!" Just as Sabretooth was about to shoot inside of Sen. Kelly, Magayto strolled in.
"What are you doing?"
Sabretooth pulled out and blasted his mess. Unfortunately, it hit Magayto dead in the face. It rolled down into his nose and mouth in little streams of goo.
"That was uncalled for," said Toad, as he waltzed in. Then he stuck out his giant
cock-shaped tongue and ate a random wallaby.
"Yeaaaaackchsfgafnvmhalsclnbgdhgtkljhsllll,icky!" said Sen. Kelly.
Magayto ignored the shit on his face and picked Sen. Kelly up and forced him into a chair. Then Magayto floated up into a giant penis. His face got all twisted and shit as the penis lengthened and straightened. Magayto's lips pulled back until his huge yellowed horse teeth showed. Down on the ground, Sabretooth opened his Elmo umbrella as Toad clung to his legs. The giant penis shot a big wad of goo. It rained down everywhere, and Mystique started to dance around in it like the cum guzzling hooker she is. Magayto floated gayly down to the ground. He walked over to Sen. Kelly all gay like and whispered gayly in his ear, "Welcome to gay, my brother." Sen. Kelly fought the overwhelming urge to ass rape someone.
LOCATION: LOGAN'S BEDROOM O' LOVIN
Jenny and Kelly were hiding under the bed, listening to Logan groan in his sleep. "He sounds sooooo sexy," whispered Jenny. "Can you imagine what his moans sound like when he's awake?" Jenny's mouth dropped. "Ahhhhghggg, Loganage"
Suddenly, the door opened and that shim Rogue walked in like she owned the damn place.
"Logan, Logan...Wake up. Logan."
"Man, don't wake him up, you dykemonger," said Jenny, all pissed off. Logan sat straight up all of a sudden and stabbed the piss out of Rogue. Kelly leapt out from under the bed and danced a little jig.
"Woohoo, kill the bitch, stab the bitch, and fuck her up. Kill the bitch, stab the bitch, fuck her up!" she chanted. But Rogue reached out a decrepit and moldy hand and drained poor Logie almost to death.
"No this mother fucker didn't!" Jenny yelled, and turned into Jenny-Ra. "By the power of GraySkull, I mean Wolverine!" Jenny-Ra used her mighty crowbar to pry that Logan molester's nasty ass paws offa him. Jenny-Ra
looked at Logan, who was half dead. "Kelly! You heal him! I'll take care of the ol' hoebeast!" Kelly laid her hands on Logan's bare chest, and resisted the urged to fondle the nipples. A green glow appeared.
And so did Clopster and SexQueen.
But Kelly wasn't havin' none of that. So she turned into a Ronin Warrior and busted out with a "Thunderbolt Cut" on that ass. Gaylops and FuckMistress were blown the fuck outta the room.
~End part 4