Part 6 of our pimp ass story. Read it now dammit! Read on....
LOCATION:SCHOOL FOR THE RETARDED
Outside of Cereblo, Logan was talking to Hooker Face and Gaylops.
"Have you used your penis in Cereblo yet, Jean?" a mysterious random voice called out.
"I hear you have a GIIIIAAANNNNT log!" taunted another voice.
"Bigger than BIIILLLL BRAADLEY'S!" said voice #1.
"You got a penis, you got a penis, you big shim!" yelled voice #2.
"You have a Johnson, eh?" Logan asked with one eyebrow raised.
Jean ducked her head bashfully.
"Sometimes, her shlong rivals mine," said Gaylops.
"YOU have a cock? I DON'T THINK SO!" Logan wisecracked.
"You think yours is bigger than mine?" Gaylops said, "Let's see it then."
"Oh what the hell ever. You would really love to see that, wouldn't you, gay man."
"I WOULD!!" voice #1 shouted.
"YEAH, WHIP THAT BASTARD OUT!" voice #2 yelled.
"Yeah, c'mon, let's see it," Gaylops said again.
"I'll whip it out, all right. ON YO' FO'HEAD!" Logan sneered. So Logan whipped his mighty anaconda out and hit Gaylops in the face. It knocked him the fuck out! He quickly put it away before Jenny and Kelly could see anything and mob him, again.
"DAMN YOU!" voice #1 said.
"I'LL GIVE YOU FIVE DOLLARS IF YOU DO IT AGAIN!!" voice #2 called.
Meanwhile, in Cereblo, Baldy was floating through some liquid substance. He was with so many other things that looked just like himself, and they were all going to one place. When they all finally got there, OrbMan realized what they were headed for. An egg! Where did it come from? How did it get here? And more importantly, what was he gonna do about it? He swam with a vengeance, hoping to beat all the other spermies there.
"Get out of the way, ya bastards!" Suddenly, the other sperm got pissed and started whooping his ass with their tails. He was an intruder in their home. But it was okay, since he now knew where Rogue's ol' bitchass was. Her picture was floating inside the egg. Baldy turned back and headed out of Cereblo. As he wheeled down the hall to the door, he was trying to stuff his spent penis back into his draws. Unfortunately, he was paying more attention to his shriveled cock than the road. He fell the fuck off. Again.
Outside, Logan's super sensitive hearing picked up bald on metal and a muffled yell.
"LOOOOOOGGGAAAAAAANNNNNNN! GUEESSSSS WHHHHAAAATT? IIIII FELLLLLL AAAGGGAAINNNN! HEEELLLPPPP MEEEEE. IIII'VVVVE FALLLENNN DOOWWNNNN THEEE WEEELLLLLL!"
"Gooooooooooddaammn!" said Logan, kicking Jean in shins. "Professor! Where's Rogue?"
"WWWHHHHHAAAATTTT? YOUUUUU HHHAAAAVEE TOOOOO SPEEAKKK UUPPPP, RRREEEMMEMMBERRR?"
"I SAID, WHERE THE FUCK IS ROGUE?!?!?" screamed Logan.
"Like I said before, WHO GIVES A COCK?" voice #2 yelled.
"WWWHHHHAAAAATTT'DDDD SSHHHHEEEEE SAAAAAYYYY? OOOHHHHHH, RRROOOOGGGUEE'SSSS ATTTT THHHHEEE BOOORRRDEELLLLLLOOOOO.....IIII MEEEAAAANNN, TTRRRRAAIINNNNN SSSTTAAATTTIOOONNNNN. IIIIII SHHHHOUUULLLDDD KNNNNOOOOWWW TTHHHHHEEE DDDIIIFFFFFEEERRRREENNNCEEEE, IIII GOOOOO TTTHHHEEERRRRREEE QQQUUUUIIIIITTTEE AAAA BIIIITTTTT!"
He was talkin' to nobody, cuz they all walked the HELL away. Jean came back a few minutes later to dump out her bathroom trash, forgetting that the Prof. was down there.
"HHHEEEYYYYY!! NNNOOTTTTT AAAAGGAAAINNN!"
LOCATION: SOMEWHERE FAR AWAY FROM THE PROFESSOR'S YELLS
Jean suddenly received a psychic transmission from Baldy. "Jean, ya dumb bitch!" yelled the Professor, "Cereblo is NOT your own personal garbage dump. You dumped all your nasty ass used pads and tampons right on my head! I just waxed that shit dammit! Anyways, have Scott and Ororo go get Rogue, make sure Logan stays put."
"Yes Professor." said Jean.
"I'm the reason that she left!" said Logan, "I called her a mugly ass STD infected whore!"
"It's ok," said the stupid Storm in her fake ass African accent, "She's just upset."
"Yo mama!!" yelled voice #1.
Storm and Gaylops headed out to the garage to get some wheels. Gaylops stopped and looked at an empty spot in the building.
"Where's my ambiguously gay duo mobile?" asked Gaylops, "Oh, wait, there it is. Hey! My motorcycle is missing!"
LOCATION: LOGAN'S GETTING HIS KICKS ON ROUTE 66
Logan's having himself a fun ass time on Unieye's motorcycle. "I make this shit look good," thought a cool lookin' Logan. A red switch caught his eye. He flipped it up. VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!! His ass flew off the super-sonic bike and landed about five blocks away from it. He looked around to see if anyone saw him fly like a skier jumping into the wind. He heard a random voice yell, "Nice job, slick!"
A red corvette suddenly pulled up next to him and came to a screeching halt. Jenny and Kelly both got whiplash after Kelly's horrible stop.
"Mother fuh....hey! Logan! Need a lift?" Jenny said, rubbling the back of her neck. "Sure. Can you give me a ride to the train station?"
"Now, why do you wanna go there for? Wouldn't be to find that hooker would it?" Kelly asked.
"I want to buy a train ticket?"
Jenny and Kelly looked at each other.
"So, what do you think? Is he tellin' the truth?" Kelly asked.
"I really don't give a rat's fucking ass! We'll take the long way."
"Okay, Logan. Hop on in. We'll give you a ride." Logan started to get into the back seat, but Jenny was havin' none of that shit. She physically threw him into the front seat, between the two molesters of Hugh's.
Kelly tore the fuck off, flooring the gas pedal. A pretty amazing feat, since Kelly doesn't have a license.
Logan sat uncomfortably in the middle. There was plenty of room in the front seat for all three of them, but for some reason, they kept crowding him. And he wasn't too confident in Kelly's driving "skills" either. He sat and twiddled his thumbs. He was looking at anything except the two girls. Jenny started to run her hands over his thigh.
"HEY!"
"What? I wasn't doing anything," Jenny said innocently, putting her palms out. She ended up whacking the hell out of Logan. But she kept her hand on his face, caressing his mutton chops
"Fuzzlicious," Jenny said, drooling.
"What's going on over there? I want in on it too!" Kelly looked over at Logan, eyes anywhere but on the road.
"Ummmm....shouldn't you be paying attention to where you're going?" Logan asked. He decided he was going to put on his seatbelt, just to be safe.
"Where are the seatbelts on this thing?"
"I think you're sitting on them. Here, I'll get it out," Kelly said, taking her eyes and her hands away from driving.
"No, wait, they're over here, between his legs," Jenny said.
"OUCH! Don't pull on that, that's not the seatbelt!"
HHHHOOOOOOONNNNNNKKK, HOOOOONNNNKKKKK!!!!
Suddenly, Kelly braked and Logan flew the hell out the windshield.
"Holy ass!" Kelly and Jenny both screamed. But to their amazement, he got up and ran the hell away.
"Dammit! Lost him again. To the train station, Jennytals!"
~End part 6
LOCATION:SCHOOL FOR THE RETARDED
Outside of Cereblo, Logan was talking to Hooker Face and Gaylops.
"Have you used your penis in Cereblo yet, Jean?" a mysterious random voice called out.
"I hear you have a GIIIIAAANNNNT log!" taunted another voice.
"Bigger than BIIILLLL BRAADLEY'S!" said voice #1.
"You got a penis, you got a penis, you big shim!" yelled voice #2.
"You have a Johnson, eh?" Logan asked with one eyebrow raised.
Jean ducked her head bashfully.
"Sometimes, her shlong rivals mine," said Gaylops.
"YOU have a cock? I DON'T THINK SO!" Logan wisecracked.
"You think yours is bigger than mine?" Gaylops said, "Let's see it then."
"Oh what the hell ever. You would really love to see that, wouldn't you, gay man."
"I WOULD!!" voice #1 shouted.
"YEAH, WHIP THAT BASTARD OUT!" voice #2 yelled.
"Yeah, c'mon, let's see it," Gaylops said again.
"I'll whip it out, all right. ON YO' FO'HEAD!" Logan sneered. So Logan whipped his mighty anaconda out and hit Gaylops in the face. It knocked him the fuck out! He quickly put it away before Jenny and Kelly could see anything and mob him, again.
"DAMN YOU!" voice #1 said.
"I'LL GIVE YOU FIVE DOLLARS IF YOU DO IT AGAIN!!" voice #2 called.
Meanwhile, in Cereblo, Baldy was floating through some liquid substance. He was with so many other things that looked just like himself, and they were all going to one place. When they all finally got there, OrbMan realized what they were headed for. An egg! Where did it come from? How did it get here? And more importantly, what was he gonna do about it? He swam with a vengeance, hoping to beat all the other spermies there.
"Get out of the way, ya bastards!" Suddenly, the other sperm got pissed and started whooping his ass with their tails. He was an intruder in their home. But it was okay, since he now knew where Rogue's ol' bitchass was. Her picture was floating inside the egg. Baldy turned back and headed out of Cereblo. As he wheeled down the hall to the door, he was trying to stuff his spent penis back into his draws. Unfortunately, he was paying more attention to his shriveled cock than the road. He fell the fuck off. Again.
Outside, Logan's super sensitive hearing picked up bald on metal and a muffled yell.
"LOOOOOOGGGAAAAAAANNNNNNN! GUEESSSSS WHHHHAAAATT? IIIII FELLLLLL AAAGGGAAINNNN! HEEELLLPPPP MEEEEE. IIII'VVVVE FALLLENNN DOOWWNNNN THEEE WEEELLLLLL!"
"Gooooooooooddaammn!" said Logan, kicking Jean in shins. "Professor! Where's Rogue?"
"WWWHHHHHAAAATTTT? YOUUUUU HHHAAAAVEE TOOOOO SPEEAKKK UUPPPP, RRREEEMMEMMBERRR?"
"I SAID, WHERE THE FUCK IS ROGUE?!?!?" screamed Logan.
"Like I said before, WHO GIVES A COCK?" voice #2 yelled.
"WWWHHHHAAAAATTT'DDDD SSHHHHEEEEE SAAAAAYYYY? OOOHHHHHH, RRROOOOGGGUEE'SSSS ATTTT THHHHEEE BOOORRRDEELLLLLLOOOOO.....IIII MEEEAAAANNN, TTRRRRAAIINNNNN SSSTTAAATTTIOOONNNNN. IIIIII SHHHHOUUULLLDDD KNNNNOOOOWWW TTHHHHHEEE DDDIIIFFFFFEEERRRREENNNCEEEE, IIII GOOOOO TTTHHHEEERRRRREEE QQQUUUUIIIIITTTEE AAAA BIIIITTTTT!"
He was talkin' to nobody, cuz they all walked the HELL away. Jean came back a few minutes later to dump out her bathroom trash, forgetting that the Prof. was down there.
"HHHEEEYYYYY!! NNNOOTTTTT AAAAGGAAAINNN!"
LOCATION: SOMEWHERE FAR AWAY FROM THE PROFESSOR'S YELLS
Jean suddenly received a psychic transmission from Baldy. "Jean, ya dumb bitch!" yelled the Professor, "Cereblo is NOT your own personal garbage dump. You dumped all your nasty ass used pads and tampons right on my head! I just waxed that shit dammit! Anyways, have Scott and Ororo go get Rogue, make sure Logan stays put."
"Yes Professor." said Jean.
"I'm the reason that she left!" said Logan, "I called her a mugly ass STD infected whore!"
"It's ok," said the stupid Storm in her fake ass African accent, "She's just upset."
"Yo mama!!" yelled voice #1.
Storm and Gaylops headed out to the garage to get some wheels. Gaylops stopped and looked at an empty spot in the building.
"Where's my ambiguously gay duo mobile?" asked Gaylops, "Oh, wait, there it is. Hey! My motorcycle is missing!"
LOCATION: LOGAN'S GETTING HIS KICKS ON ROUTE 66
Logan's having himself a fun ass time on Unieye's motorcycle. "I make this shit look good," thought a cool lookin' Logan. A red switch caught his eye. He flipped it up. VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!! His ass flew off the super-sonic bike and landed about five blocks away from it. He looked around to see if anyone saw him fly like a skier jumping into the wind. He heard a random voice yell, "Nice job, slick!"
A red corvette suddenly pulled up next to him and came to a screeching halt. Jenny and Kelly both got whiplash after Kelly's horrible stop.
"Mother fuh....hey! Logan! Need a lift?" Jenny said, rubbling the back of her neck. "Sure. Can you give me a ride to the train station?"
"Now, why do you wanna go there for? Wouldn't be to find that hooker would it?" Kelly asked.
"I want to buy a train ticket?"
Jenny and Kelly looked at each other.
"So, what do you think? Is he tellin' the truth?" Kelly asked.
"I really don't give a rat's fucking ass! We'll take the long way."
"Okay, Logan. Hop on in. We'll give you a ride." Logan started to get into the back seat, but Jenny was havin' none of that shit. She physically threw him into the front seat, between the two molesters of Hugh's.
Kelly tore the fuck off, flooring the gas pedal. A pretty amazing feat, since Kelly doesn't have a license.
Logan sat uncomfortably in the middle. There was plenty of room in the front seat for all three of them, but for some reason, they kept crowding him. And he wasn't too confident in Kelly's driving "skills" either. He sat and twiddled his thumbs. He was looking at anything except the two girls. Jenny started to run her hands over his thigh.
"HEY!"
"What? I wasn't doing anything," Jenny said innocently, putting her palms out. She ended up whacking the hell out of Logan. But she kept her hand on his face, caressing his mutton chops
"Fuzzlicious," Jenny said, drooling.
"What's going on over there? I want in on it too!" Kelly looked over at Logan, eyes anywhere but on the road.
"Ummmm....shouldn't you be paying attention to where you're going?" Logan asked. He decided he was going to put on his seatbelt, just to be safe.
"Where are the seatbelts on this thing?"
"I think you're sitting on them. Here, I'll get it out," Kelly said, taking her eyes and her hands away from driving.
"No, wait, they're over here, between his legs," Jenny said.
"OUCH! Don't pull on that, that's not the seatbelt!"
HHHHOOOOOOONNNNNNKKK, HOOOOONNNNKKKKK!!!!
Suddenly, Kelly braked and Logan flew the hell out the windshield.
"Holy ass!" Kelly and Jenny both screamed. But to their amazement, he got up and ran the hell away.
"Dammit! Lost him again. To the train station, Jennytals!"
~End part 6