Wonderful part 7. Wow, this far already? Where has the time gone? Oh
well....
LOCATION: BACK AT THE SCHOOL
Booby and some random friends were walking down the hall to the cafeteria.
"Where's stinky ol' Marie?" asked one boy, "It was my turn to dump spaghetti on her head today."
"I dunno and I don't care," replied Booby, "That bitch slept with my 5 year old brother and the family dog! Hooker!" They continued on their merry ways. The elevator door pops open and out steps another Booby, this one has a giant piss stain on the front of his shirt though. Booby 2 makes his way to Cereblo. He stops in front of it and his head morphs into a bald sphere aka Professor Xavier. "Welcome sex addict," says the computer voice that controls Cereblo's doors. Booby starts to get all naked and blue. He was Mystique! Duh!! The blue prune walks into Cereblo.
"HEEEEEEELLLLOOOO?" yells a voice from below in Cereblo's depths. "CAAAAAANNNN YYYYOOOOOUUUU HHEEEEELLLPPPP MEEEEEEE? I'VVVVVVEEEE BBBEEEEENN TTTRRRAAPPED DOOOOWWWWNNN HEEERRREE FFFFOOORR SSOOOMMMETTIIIIIIMMMEEE NOOOOOWW!! IIII HAAAADDD TOOO EEEAAAAT SOOOMMEE OFFF JEEEAAAN'S OOOOOLDD PAAAADDS FFFOOOOR SUUUUSSSTEEEEENNNAANNCEEE!!"
Mystique ignored his bald ass and proceeded to tear Cereblo the fuck up. She shit on the control panel and pissed all over the mechanical penis sucking device. Then she left the room. "UUUUMMM, WHAAAAATT'SS TTHHHAAAAAATT OOOODDDDOOORRR???? SMEEEELLLLS LIIIIIKEEE POOOOOOOOP!!"
LOCATION: TRAIN STATION
Hooker-faced Marie sat in the train station, waiting to board the Choo Choo Woo Woo train. She boarded and sat her ass the hell down. She watched a little boy and his mother touch each other tenderly. She was all jealous. Two loud, outspoken, girls' voices filled the train car. It was Jenny and Kelly.
"Yes!" exclaimed Kelly, "We beat Logan here!"
They spotted Marie and started insulting her instantly. "Well well well," began Jenny, grinning all huge, "If it isn't the little STD carrying hoebeast!"
Kelly sniffed the air a few times. "Smells like someone shit their damn huggies up in this mug!" Kelly said that shit loud enough for every passenger to hear. The two up to no good gals sat down next to the scared Marie.
"What do you want?" the prostitute asked, her voice shaking.
"We want you to stay away from Logan, ya dumb lesbo!" said Jenny, hitting Marie in the head with a random rolled up newspaper. BABOW!
Marie cowered down and began to cry, so Kelly, the ol' softy, dumped a 2 liter bottle of on her head.
"Hey!" shouted Marie, ringing out her soaked hair.
"Oh, didn't you just say, Pepsi please?" asked Kelly innocently.
"I heard it!" said Jenny, while dumping a bottle of Mountain Dew on Marie's head, "She also said that she wanted to 'Do the Dew!'" "No I didn't!!" yelled Marie.
"What's that?" asked Jenny, "You want Shake n' Bake too? Ok! I'll help!" Jenny poured a box of Shake n' Bake over Marie's wet head. She now resembled a piece of KFC. Marie was staring at something behind Jenny and Kelly. They turned around and came face to face with sexy ass Logan.
"Hi there dreamboat," said Kelly and Jenny in unison. He looked kind of peeved.
"What the hell are you two doing?" said Logan, grabbing Jenny and Kelly by the ears.
"OW OW OW OW OW!!" the two yelled.
"Sorry to have to be so rough, but you girls have to be nicer to poor STD infected Marie," explained Logan. He took out a pair of handcuffs and cuffed the struggling girls to a chair.
"Oooooh," said Kelly, smiling, "So you're into bondage?"
"I can dig it!" said Jenny, also smiling.
"You can cuff us anyday!" they said together.
Logan rolled his eyes. "Whatever." he said, shrugging.
Meanwhile, Stormy and Goliath entered the building and began to search for Marie's ghettofied ass. Clopster just stood in one place and began to scare people with his colossal, regoddamndiculous, eye visor. A little kid looked at his deformed, UnHugh-like face all cock-eyed, then he began to laugh. "Hey ass," yelled Unicycle, "I pity da poo' foo' who laughs at me!" The kid picked up a rock and fitted it into his sling.
"I shall slay thee O' Giant, Goliath," said the kid, "I am David!!" After saying that, the kid spun the sling and the rock bashed Dickeye right in the visor. The visor broke off and Frankeneye blasted the child with his red Blu-Blocker beam o' gayness. The kid burned into a pile of ash. The kid's mom started beating One-eye with a bat that she pulled from her purse. "You masher!" yelled the woman, while beating the now blind and helpless Jeanlover, "Kid beater! Dykemonger! I'm gonna whoop yo' ass!!"
One-eyed Jack o' Gay covered his head. He couldn't see shit cuz he kept his eyes shut. That's about when a random man crawled up a wall behind him. It was Toadie the penis painter, wearing his TeleTubbies raincoat, Big Bird gollashes, and carrying his Elmo umbrella. Toad used his tongue to slap the shit out of EvilLoganHater. Unieye opened his eye and began blasting the shit out of everyone and everything.
Storm was talking to the ticket sales person to try and find Marie while ol' Cyke was busy getting jacked up. "She's about my height, brown hair, 17?" explained to the ticket dude. Suddenly from behind her she heard heavy footsteps approaching. She turned around only to be grabbed by the neck by the armless wonder, Sabretooth. He picked her ragdolly ass up and said, "Piss your pants for me."
Then he crunched her up against the glass ticket booth. Storm wasn't having none o' that sheeit so she sneezed right in his face. "Powerful mucus! Cover this monster to maintain justice!" she yelled reeeal loudish. Sabretooth flew back, covered in green boogs, because of her powerful sneeze. He went soaring through the air like a graceful one-armed swan. BAM! He went through a wall.
Toad jumped on Sabretooth's stumpy. "BLEHEH!!" yelled Sabretooth in pain.
"Quit shitting your pants," said Toad, as he hopped away in his PBS gear.
Back in the train car, Logan was trying to convince Marie's dirty ass to stay at the school. "C'mon!!" pleaded Logan, "The students all need someone to bully! Who are they gonna dump spaghetti on, or mug for no reason?"
Marie looked up, "Do you promise that I'll be the only one that people fuck with?"
"I promise." replied Logan, laughing at the gullible child. Marie was about to try and kiss Logan when Kelly shot a food tray at Marie's puckered up face with her one free arm. Marie was knocked.....ahem. "Um, Kelly." said Jenny, prodding Kelly in the side. Kelly looked up, "Oh yeah! Sorry. Marie was knocked the fuck out!!"
The train started to shake all of a sudden. The roof started to split apart. In floated Magayto, in all his gay glory. He was decked out in a leopard print body suit and a bright red-feathered boa. He pulled out a compact mirror and started to expertly put on lipstick, mascara, eye- shadow, blush, and foundation. He resembled a really gay and fucked up looking Cinderella.
Logan let his claws out to protect Jenny and Kelly. (Not that ho Marie)
"Ahhhhhh, you must be Wolverine. Tell me, that magnificent metal doesn't run through your entire body, does it?" Magayto asked gaily.
Logan lifted his left brow, causing Kelly and Jenny to swoon.
"Ahhhahhhhgggghhh, eyebrow goodness," said Jenny, drooling into her Official Logan droolie bucket.
"Touchies?" asked Kelly with a big shit-eating grin on her face.
"And while we're there, let's take a gander at your manhood." added Jenny, also grinning.
"Cut it out you two! This is no time to be flirting with my sexy ass," said Logie.
"Here ladies, let me lend you a hand," said all powerful gayman. He started to make Logan undo his belt buckle, slowly. Jenny and Kelly busted out with some dollar bills.
"Take it off!!!" screamed the two girls.
"C'mon," whined Logan," Leave me alone already! It's not my fault that I was born sexy and fine!"
Magayto still persisted to undo the never-ending belt very slowly. Jenny and Kelly had just about enough of this slow shit. Kelly ran forward towards Logan and started to pull the 100 feet of belt from his pants. Suddenly Magayto fell to the ground in pain.
"Owowowowowowowowowowooooooww!" yelled Old MacGayman," I hate cramps!"
He pulled some Midol from the pocket on his body suit and started to pop the pills.
Logan took advantage of that crampy bastard and rushed him with his claws o' goodness, but his ass got flung the hell back because Kelly still had the long belt in her hand. Logan was sadly knocked.....the fuck out! Jenny picked up a random KFC looking Marie and tossed that whore at Magayto. Marie the Whore was unfortunately (NOT) also knocked..... the fuck out! Jenny started to beat the beef outta Marie with some random army boots she found. "Babow nigga!" yelled Jenny, the kicking fiend.
Kelly was meanwhile strokling the beautiful, unconscious, and now pants free and shirt free Logan.
"You greedy bitch!" shouted Jenny at Kelly, "How dare you start to undress Logan without MY assistance." Jenny booted Marie one more time and went to claim her ass a piece of Logan. Jenny picked up Logan's legs and Kelly held onto Logan's arms. They pulled him back and forth between themselves. This was one fucked up game of tug o' war!
"Mine! Sonofabitch!" yelled Kelly.
"No way! I saw his sexy ass first!" replied Jenny while tugging on Logan's leg roughly.
While they were fighting over their dream guy, Magayto did them a favor and floated off with Marie's hairy assed self. No one really gave a rat's rip.
"Wait, wait, wait! Hold up for a sec!" said Jenny, dropping Logan's muscular legs to the ground. Kelly let his arms go at the same damn time. He fell to the ground like a brick.
"Magayto took Marie!!" the two screamed at the same time. They looked at each other for a minute and then started whooping and hollering like hillbillies at a hoot n' anny! They busted out with the moonshine and beef jerky.
"Magayto is such a Saint!!" exclaimed Kelly happily.
"I think I like him now!" added Jenny, getting drunk as holy fuck. The two girls started to chew and nibble on Logan for some odd reason. Logan woke up and immediately began to beat the drunkies off like wild animals.
"BACK! BACK I SAY!" yelled Logan like a lion tamer. He picked up a chair and whip.
"RRRRROOOOOAAAARRRR!!" growled the two untamed girls.
Whpppsht! Logan used the whip, trying carefully not to injure them. He had become quite attached to his little groupies and their scheming antics.
Kelly looked up all of a sudden with a really confused look on her face, like she had just woken up from a Hugh dream.
"Mutha fucker!" screamed Kelly, "Are you out your damn mind!?"
Logan tossed the whip away and ran from the train to tell Ole Balditron about the assnapping, er.....I mean kidnapping of Marie.
Jenny lay in a corner snoring loud as all fuck and calling out," HUGH!! OH HUGH!" Kelly bopped Jenny over the head sharply and woke her ass the hell up.
"Wake up fellow whore!" said Kelly," Logan's escaping! Back to the Hughmobile!" Jenny and Kelly ran to the car at the Speed of Logan flying from Unieye's bike.
Meanwhile, Magayto, Toadie, and Uniarm started to exit the train station. Toad was having some difficulty carrying Marie's down on the farm, obese ass. "This stupid bitch weighs a Goddamn ton!" whined Toad while trying to readjust the gay visor that he had gleeped from Gayclops, "I think that she went to town on that all you can eat buffet at the school!"
Magayto opened the front door with his gay powers. The door suddenly became all rainbow striped and fruity. "GAY PRIDE!" shouted Magayto. Surrounding the entire building was the entire NYPD force and about half the city's hooker population. The cops picked up their weapons, the prostitutes, and held them like guns.
"FREEZE COCK SUCKA!" bellowed a random cop.
Magayto gave the guy a look that said "Niggaplease".
The cops "cocked" their trampweapons.
"You heterosexuals and your prostitutes," said Magayto while he lifted some of the pantiless gutter sluts into the air. The whole force shielded their eyes from the disease infested pubes of the hookers. They also had to plug their noses because of the foul odor coming from the tramp's stretched out privates. Suddenly, Sabretooth put his hand around Magayto's neck and started to choke the living shit out of him.
"That's enough, Eric," said Sabretooth for some crack addict reason.
"Yes, let them go," Toadie chimed in.
"Why don't you and your baldified ass come out where I can see you, Charles!" shouted Magayto to his invisible assailant.
No one came forward.
~End part 7
LOCATION: BACK AT THE SCHOOL
Booby and some random friends were walking down the hall to the cafeteria.
"Where's stinky ol' Marie?" asked one boy, "It was my turn to dump spaghetti on her head today."
"I dunno and I don't care," replied Booby, "That bitch slept with my 5 year old brother and the family dog! Hooker!" They continued on their merry ways. The elevator door pops open and out steps another Booby, this one has a giant piss stain on the front of his shirt though. Booby 2 makes his way to Cereblo. He stops in front of it and his head morphs into a bald sphere aka Professor Xavier. "Welcome sex addict," says the computer voice that controls Cereblo's doors. Booby starts to get all naked and blue. He was Mystique! Duh!! The blue prune walks into Cereblo.
"HEEEEEEELLLLOOOO?" yells a voice from below in Cereblo's depths. "CAAAAAANNNN YYYYOOOOOUUUU HHEEEEELLLPPPP MEEEEEEE? I'VVVVVVEEEE BBBEEEEENN TTTRRRAAPPED DOOOOWWWWNNN HEEERRREE FFFFOOORR SSOOOMMMETTIIIIIIMMMEEE NOOOOOWW!! IIII HAAAADDD TOOO EEEAAAAT SOOOMMEE OFFF JEEEAAAN'S OOOOOLDD PAAAADDS FFFOOOOR SUUUUSSSTEEEEENNNAANNCEEE!!"
Mystique ignored his bald ass and proceeded to tear Cereblo the fuck up. She shit on the control panel and pissed all over the mechanical penis sucking device. Then she left the room. "UUUUMMM, WHAAAAATT'SS TTHHHAAAAAATT OOOODDDDOOORRR???? SMEEEELLLLS LIIIIIKEEE POOOOOOOOP!!"
LOCATION: TRAIN STATION
Hooker-faced Marie sat in the train station, waiting to board the Choo Choo Woo Woo train. She boarded and sat her ass the hell down. She watched a little boy and his mother touch each other tenderly. She was all jealous. Two loud, outspoken, girls' voices filled the train car. It was Jenny and Kelly.
"Yes!" exclaimed Kelly, "We beat Logan here!"
They spotted Marie and started insulting her instantly. "Well well well," began Jenny, grinning all huge, "If it isn't the little STD carrying hoebeast!"
Kelly sniffed the air a few times. "Smells like someone shit their damn huggies up in this mug!" Kelly said that shit loud enough for every passenger to hear. The two up to no good gals sat down next to the scared Marie.
"What do you want?" the prostitute asked, her voice shaking.
"We want you to stay away from Logan, ya dumb lesbo!" said Jenny, hitting Marie in the head with a random rolled up newspaper. BABOW!
Marie cowered down and began to cry, so Kelly, the ol' softy, dumped a 2 liter bottle of on her head.
"Hey!" shouted Marie, ringing out her soaked hair.
"Oh, didn't you just say, Pepsi please?" asked Kelly innocently.
"I heard it!" said Jenny, while dumping a bottle of Mountain Dew on Marie's head, "She also said that she wanted to 'Do the Dew!'" "No I didn't!!" yelled Marie.
"What's that?" asked Jenny, "You want Shake n' Bake too? Ok! I'll help!" Jenny poured a box of Shake n' Bake over Marie's wet head. She now resembled a piece of KFC. Marie was staring at something behind Jenny and Kelly. They turned around and came face to face with sexy ass Logan.
"Hi there dreamboat," said Kelly and Jenny in unison. He looked kind of peeved.
"What the hell are you two doing?" said Logan, grabbing Jenny and Kelly by the ears.
"OW OW OW OW OW!!" the two yelled.
"Sorry to have to be so rough, but you girls have to be nicer to poor STD infected Marie," explained Logan. He took out a pair of handcuffs and cuffed the struggling girls to a chair.
"Oooooh," said Kelly, smiling, "So you're into bondage?"
"I can dig it!" said Jenny, also smiling.
"You can cuff us anyday!" they said together.
Logan rolled his eyes. "Whatever." he said, shrugging.
Meanwhile, Stormy and Goliath entered the building and began to search for Marie's ghettofied ass. Clopster just stood in one place and began to scare people with his colossal, regoddamndiculous, eye visor. A little kid looked at his deformed, UnHugh-like face all cock-eyed, then he began to laugh. "Hey ass," yelled Unicycle, "I pity da poo' foo' who laughs at me!" The kid picked up a rock and fitted it into his sling.
"I shall slay thee O' Giant, Goliath," said the kid, "I am David!!" After saying that, the kid spun the sling and the rock bashed Dickeye right in the visor. The visor broke off and Frankeneye blasted the child with his red Blu-Blocker beam o' gayness. The kid burned into a pile of ash. The kid's mom started beating One-eye with a bat that she pulled from her purse. "You masher!" yelled the woman, while beating the now blind and helpless Jeanlover, "Kid beater! Dykemonger! I'm gonna whoop yo' ass!!"
One-eyed Jack o' Gay covered his head. He couldn't see shit cuz he kept his eyes shut. That's about when a random man crawled up a wall behind him. It was Toadie the penis painter, wearing his TeleTubbies raincoat, Big Bird gollashes, and carrying his Elmo umbrella. Toad used his tongue to slap the shit out of EvilLoganHater. Unieye opened his eye and began blasting the shit out of everyone and everything.
Storm was talking to the ticket sales person to try and find Marie while ol' Cyke was busy getting jacked up. "She's about my height, brown hair, 17?" explained to the ticket dude. Suddenly from behind her she heard heavy footsteps approaching. She turned around only to be grabbed by the neck by the armless wonder, Sabretooth. He picked her ragdolly ass up and said, "Piss your pants for me."
Then he crunched her up against the glass ticket booth. Storm wasn't having none o' that sheeit so she sneezed right in his face. "Powerful mucus! Cover this monster to maintain justice!" she yelled reeeal loudish. Sabretooth flew back, covered in green boogs, because of her powerful sneeze. He went soaring through the air like a graceful one-armed swan. BAM! He went through a wall.
Toad jumped on Sabretooth's stumpy. "BLEHEH!!" yelled Sabretooth in pain.
"Quit shitting your pants," said Toad, as he hopped away in his PBS gear.
Back in the train car, Logan was trying to convince Marie's dirty ass to stay at the school. "C'mon!!" pleaded Logan, "The students all need someone to bully! Who are they gonna dump spaghetti on, or mug for no reason?"
Marie looked up, "Do you promise that I'll be the only one that people fuck with?"
"I promise." replied Logan, laughing at the gullible child. Marie was about to try and kiss Logan when Kelly shot a food tray at Marie's puckered up face with her one free arm. Marie was knocked.....ahem. "Um, Kelly." said Jenny, prodding Kelly in the side. Kelly looked up, "Oh yeah! Sorry. Marie was knocked the fuck out!!"
The train started to shake all of a sudden. The roof started to split apart. In floated Magayto, in all his gay glory. He was decked out in a leopard print body suit and a bright red-feathered boa. He pulled out a compact mirror and started to expertly put on lipstick, mascara, eye- shadow, blush, and foundation. He resembled a really gay and fucked up looking Cinderella.
Logan let his claws out to protect Jenny and Kelly. (Not that ho Marie)
"Ahhhhhh, you must be Wolverine. Tell me, that magnificent metal doesn't run through your entire body, does it?" Magayto asked gaily.
Logan lifted his left brow, causing Kelly and Jenny to swoon.
"Ahhhahhhhgggghhh, eyebrow goodness," said Jenny, drooling into her Official Logan droolie bucket.
"Touchies?" asked Kelly with a big shit-eating grin on her face.
"And while we're there, let's take a gander at your manhood." added Jenny, also grinning.
"Cut it out you two! This is no time to be flirting with my sexy ass," said Logie.
"Here ladies, let me lend you a hand," said all powerful gayman. He started to make Logan undo his belt buckle, slowly. Jenny and Kelly busted out with some dollar bills.
"Take it off!!!" screamed the two girls.
"C'mon," whined Logan," Leave me alone already! It's not my fault that I was born sexy and fine!"
Magayto still persisted to undo the never-ending belt very slowly. Jenny and Kelly had just about enough of this slow shit. Kelly ran forward towards Logan and started to pull the 100 feet of belt from his pants. Suddenly Magayto fell to the ground in pain.
"Owowowowowowowowowowooooooww!" yelled Old MacGayman," I hate cramps!"
He pulled some Midol from the pocket on his body suit and started to pop the pills.
Logan took advantage of that crampy bastard and rushed him with his claws o' goodness, but his ass got flung the hell back because Kelly still had the long belt in her hand. Logan was sadly knocked.....the fuck out! Jenny picked up a random KFC looking Marie and tossed that whore at Magayto. Marie the Whore was unfortunately (NOT) also knocked..... the fuck out! Jenny started to beat the beef outta Marie with some random army boots she found. "Babow nigga!" yelled Jenny, the kicking fiend.
Kelly was meanwhile strokling the beautiful, unconscious, and now pants free and shirt free Logan.
"You greedy bitch!" shouted Jenny at Kelly, "How dare you start to undress Logan without MY assistance." Jenny booted Marie one more time and went to claim her ass a piece of Logan. Jenny picked up Logan's legs and Kelly held onto Logan's arms. They pulled him back and forth between themselves. This was one fucked up game of tug o' war!
"Mine! Sonofabitch!" yelled Kelly.
"No way! I saw his sexy ass first!" replied Jenny while tugging on Logan's leg roughly.
While they were fighting over their dream guy, Magayto did them a favor and floated off with Marie's hairy assed self. No one really gave a rat's rip.
"Wait, wait, wait! Hold up for a sec!" said Jenny, dropping Logan's muscular legs to the ground. Kelly let his arms go at the same damn time. He fell to the ground like a brick.
"Magayto took Marie!!" the two screamed at the same time. They looked at each other for a minute and then started whooping and hollering like hillbillies at a hoot n' anny! They busted out with the moonshine and beef jerky.
"Magayto is such a Saint!!" exclaimed Kelly happily.
"I think I like him now!" added Jenny, getting drunk as holy fuck. The two girls started to chew and nibble on Logan for some odd reason. Logan woke up and immediately began to beat the drunkies off like wild animals.
"BACK! BACK I SAY!" yelled Logan like a lion tamer. He picked up a chair and whip.
"RRRRROOOOOAAAARRRR!!" growled the two untamed girls.
Whpppsht! Logan used the whip, trying carefully not to injure them. He had become quite attached to his little groupies and their scheming antics.
Kelly looked up all of a sudden with a really confused look on her face, like she had just woken up from a Hugh dream.
"Mutha fucker!" screamed Kelly, "Are you out your damn mind!?"
Logan tossed the whip away and ran from the train to tell Ole Balditron about the assnapping, er.....I mean kidnapping of Marie.
Jenny lay in a corner snoring loud as all fuck and calling out," HUGH!! OH HUGH!" Kelly bopped Jenny over the head sharply and woke her ass the hell up.
"Wake up fellow whore!" said Kelly," Logan's escaping! Back to the Hughmobile!" Jenny and Kelly ran to the car at the Speed of Logan flying from Unieye's bike.
Meanwhile, Magayto, Toadie, and Uniarm started to exit the train station. Toad was having some difficulty carrying Marie's down on the farm, obese ass. "This stupid bitch weighs a Goddamn ton!" whined Toad while trying to readjust the gay visor that he had gleeped from Gayclops, "I think that she went to town on that all you can eat buffet at the school!"
Magayto opened the front door with his gay powers. The door suddenly became all rainbow striped and fruity. "GAY PRIDE!" shouted Magayto. Surrounding the entire building was the entire NYPD force and about half the city's hooker population. The cops picked up their weapons, the prostitutes, and held them like guns.
"FREEZE COCK SUCKA!" bellowed a random cop.
Magayto gave the guy a look that said "Niggaplease".
The cops "cocked" their trampweapons.
"You heterosexuals and your prostitutes," said Magayto while he lifted some of the pantiless gutter sluts into the air. The whole force shielded their eyes from the disease infested pubes of the hookers. They also had to plug their noses because of the foul odor coming from the tramp's stretched out privates. Suddenly, Sabretooth put his hand around Magayto's neck and started to choke the living shit out of him.
"That's enough, Eric," said Sabretooth for some crack addict reason.
"Yes, let them go," Toadie chimed in.
"Why don't you and your baldified ass come out where I can see you, Charles!" shouted Magayto to his invisible assailant.
No one came forward.
~End part 7