PART 8 of coolness. This one is pretty raunchy!
Eggman McGoogoogajoob sat in Gaylops's ambiguously gay duo mobile next to Jean Havesexwithmenow Grey. She was sucking on his shorn scrotum head. She was trying to clean him off, since he had old used tampons sticking out of every orifice.
"JJJEEEEEAANNNNNN, WHAATTTT SSHOOOOULLLDDDD III DOOOO? HHEEEE WOOONNNN'TTT LEEETTTT TTHHHEEE HHOOOOOOKKKEERRRRR GGOOOOO!!!!" yelled the Professor, right into Jean's ears.
"Okay, you don't have to yell, you're not trapped in Cereblo anymore."
"Oh."
"What do you want her for?" Sabretooth/Baldy said.
"Can't you read my mind?" Magayto asked, patting his weenies. "You'll have to kill me, and what will that accomplish, Baldy? You'll let these humans have their way and they'll have you in chains with a number burned into your shorn scrotum head."
"Enough with the damn bald jokes already," Sabretooth/Baldy said. "It's not going be that way," he continued, all dramatic like.
"Then kill me and find out, ass," Magayto challenged, all gay like.
Nothing happened. "Then release me," Magayto said. He was getting mighty pissed off now.
Meanwhile, Toad/Baldy was getting tired carrying Marie's ol' fat ass. He dropped her and she hit the floor like the ton of ass she was. He grabbed her by the hair and started to drag her ass the fuck away.
Magayto saw that Baldy was controlling Toad, too. He frowned, and his eyebrows became one. Veins started to pop out on his forehead, and his face turned paisley.
"FFIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEE..........EERRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!" he screamed, fillin' his pants to the brim with hot, steaming, multicolored, corn speckled, peanutty, Hershey squirtish, rabbit turdish, cow pie-ish or some shit, farm smellin', deformed turds in the toilet-ish, horse rippish, Lincoln loggish, soupy poopy-ish, ooey gooey stinky pooey mess of a shit. *ploop ploop ploop* (the turds, we swear they had faces. One of 'em winked at Jenny.)
Some of the sheeit started to leak over the side of his pants. A random ladies man walked by and said, "Yeeahh, that's nasty, yeeah."
A random turd flew and hit one police officer dead in the fo'head. It just started spinning around and left a brown streak as it traveled down his face. The whole crowd turned away in disgust and collectively moaned.
Baldy lost his concentration at that point; he started throwing up old nasty tampons he had eaten before. They all landed in Jean's deflated shabadoo's. Or what was left of them anyway.
As if being hit in the head with a shit wasn't bad enough, Magayto took advantage of Baldy's lack of concentration and floated a random hooker on top of the man's head. Her massive private parts engulfed his head.
"Mrffmfmrrfmrfrmfr!!" the poor, poor, poor police officer said, waving his arms madly.
"Make up your damn mind, Baldy. I don't think I can stop them all," Magayto said, as he moved the rest of the hookers into position. Baldy released his hold on Magayto's neck.
"Still unwilling to make sacrifices, hey, Baldy? That's what makes you weak. Goodbye, Baldy."
Toad blinked once and said, "What the shit?"
The blue smurf nymphette Mystique landed a random helicopter and the three shit-covered evil-doers climbed aboard. The helicopter took off, and then landed again. Toad ran out and grabbed Marie by the hair. He couldn't move her fat ass an inch.
"Keeeeeeeerist! Sabretooth! Get your wookified, one armed ass out here and help me!" Toad yelled.
"Blehleh!" Translation: suck my dick.
Magayto booted his ass out of the helicopter. "Help him, asshole," demanded Magayto.
The professor and Jean could have saved Marie, but they were busy playing tiddly-winks on her pinned-to-the-dashboard breastasis.
Three hours later, Sabertooth, Magayto, Toad, and Mystique managed to lift the 1356164987643 ton Marielephant onto the helicopter. The chopper had quite a bit of difficulty lifting off, in fact, it was only about a foot off the damn ground. It was also leaning precariously to one side. And that's how they traveled home. Magayto was so embarrassed, he could have gone straight.
LOCATION: THE X-MANSION
Logan's sweet sweet sweet ass finally arrived at the X-Mansion. "Professor! Jean!" he yelled into the empty halls, "Magayto took Marie's ghettofied hairy ass!!!" He entered the kitchen and saw a post-it note on the fridge. It said:
"Logan, went to Dairy Queen with the other students and Ororo. Be back later on. P.S. There's some hamburger helper on the stove for you."
XXOOXX
Scottie Boy
He had the house all to himself......that is until he heard clicking, giggling, and locking. "Oh shit!" moaned Logan. He started looking somewhere to hide.
"It's too late for you cutie!!" said voice #1.
"Strip now!" said voice #2.
Logan ran down a dimly lit hall until he came upon a romantically lit table with a seven-course meal. He raised his eyebrow in question.
"WOOO HOOOO!" whooped voice #2.
Logan sat himself the hell down and began to chow down on the grindage.
Kelly and Jenny were crouched behind a plant watching their lover-boy munching down on the lovingly drugged food. Kelly looked at the bottle of date rape pills in her hand.
"It only says to use one pill per person!" said Kelly, alarmed, "We used half the damn bottle!!"
"Yeah, but Logan is like 80 men in one." explained Jenny. "Oh, okay." said Kelly.
Logan finished his grub and then started to sway about. He belched loudly.
"BBBBBBLLLLLLLLLEEEEEERRRRRPPPP!! I have a tumbly ache! I don't feeeeeeel good!" cried Logan, holding his washboard stomach. That's about when his ass keeled over.
The two fiendish girls rubbed their hands together in anticipation. DA DA DA!!!
Random man-"Find out what these two crack-addicts will do with their now unconscious Logan in the next thrilling episode."
~End part 8
Eggman McGoogoogajoob sat in Gaylops's ambiguously gay duo mobile next to Jean Havesexwithmenow Grey. She was sucking on his shorn scrotum head. She was trying to clean him off, since he had old used tampons sticking out of every orifice.
"JJJEEEEEAANNNNNN, WHAATTTT SSHOOOOULLLDDDD III DOOOO? HHEEEE WOOONNNN'TTT LEEETTTT TTHHHEEE HHOOOOOOKKKEERRRRR GGOOOOO!!!!" yelled the Professor, right into Jean's ears.
"Okay, you don't have to yell, you're not trapped in Cereblo anymore."
"Oh."
"What do you want her for?" Sabretooth/Baldy said.
"Can't you read my mind?" Magayto asked, patting his weenies. "You'll have to kill me, and what will that accomplish, Baldy? You'll let these humans have their way and they'll have you in chains with a number burned into your shorn scrotum head."
"Enough with the damn bald jokes already," Sabretooth/Baldy said. "It's not going be that way," he continued, all dramatic like.
"Then kill me and find out, ass," Magayto challenged, all gay like.
Nothing happened. "Then release me," Magayto said. He was getting mighty pissed off now.
Meanwhile, Toad/Baldy was getting tired carrying Marie's ol' fat ass. He dropped her and she hit the floor like the ton of ass she was. He grabbed her by the hair and started to drag her ass the fuck away.
Magayto saw that Baldy was controlling Toad, too. He frowned, and his eyebrows became one. Veins started to pop out on his forehead, and his face turned paisley.
"FFIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEE..........EERRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!" he screamed, fillin' his pants to the brim with hot, steaming, multicolored, corn speckled, peanutty, Hershey squirtish, rabbit turdish, cow pie-ish or some shit, farm smellin', deformed turds in the toilet-ish, horse rippish, Lincoln loggish, soupy poopy-ish, ooey gooey stinky pooey mess of a shit. *ploop ploop ploop* (the turds, we swear they had faces. One of 'em winked at Jenny.)
Some of the sheeit started to leak over the side of his pants. A random ladies man walked by and said, "Yeeahh, that's nasty, yeeah."
A random turd flew and hit one police officer dead in the fo'head. It just started spinning around and left a brown streak as it traveled down his face. The whole crowd turned away in disgust and collectively moaned.
Baldy lost his concentration at that point; he started throwing up old nasty tampons he had eaten before. They all landed in Jean's deflated shabadoo's. Or what was left of them anyway.
As if being hit in the head with a shit wasn't bad enough, Magayto took advantage of Baldy's lack of concentration and floated a random hooker on top of the man's head. Her massive private parts engulfed his head.
"Mrffmfmrrfmrfrmfr!!" the poor, poor, poor police officer said, waving his arms madly.
"Make up your damn mind, Baldy. I don't think I can stop them all," Magayto said, as he moved the rest of the hookers into position. Baldy released his hold on Magayto's neck.
"Still unwilling to make sacrifices, hey, Baldy? That's what makes you weak. Goodbye, Baldy."
Toad blinked once and said, "What the shit?"
The blue smurf nymphette Mystique landed a random helicopter and the three shit-covered evil-doers climbed aboard. The helicopter took off, and then landed again. Toad ran out and grabbed Marie by the hair. He couldn't move her fat ass an inch.
"Keeeeeeeerist! Sabretooth! Get your wookified, one armed ass out here and help me!" Toad yelled.
"Blehleh!" Translation: suck my dick.
Magayto booted his ass out of the helicopter. "Help him, asshole," demanded Magayto.
The professor and Jean could have saved Marie, but they were busy playing tiddly-winks on her pinned-to-the-dashboard breastasis.
Three hours later, Sabertooth, Magayto, Toad, and Mystique managed to lift the 1356164987643 ton Marielephant onto the helicopter. The chopper had quite a bit of difficulty lifting off, in fact, it was only about a foot off the damn ground. It was also leaning precariously to one side. And that's how they traveled home. Magayto was so embarrassed, he could have gone straight.
LOCATION: THE X-MANSION
Logan's sweet sweet sweet ass finally arrived at the X-Mansion. "Professor! Jean!" he yelled into the empty halls, "Magayto took Marie's ghettofied hairy ass!!!" He entered the kitchen and saw a post-it note on the fridge. It said:
"Logan, went to Dairy Queen with the other students and Ororo. Be back later on. P.S. There's some hamburger helper on the stove for you."
XXOOXX
Scottie Boy
He had the house all to himself......that is until he heard clicking, giggling, and locking. "Oh shit!" moaned Logan. He started looking somewhere to hide.
"It's too late for you cutie!!" said voice #1.
"Strip now!" said voice #2.
Logan ran down a dimly lit hall until he came upon a romantically lit table with a seven-course meal. He raised his eyebrow in question.
"WOOO HOOOO!" whooped voice #2.
Logan sat himself the hell down and began to chow down on the grindage.
Kelly and Jenny were crouched behind a plant watching their lover-boy munching down on the lovingly drugged food. Kelly looked at the bottle of date rape pills in her hand.
"It only says to use one pill per person!" said Kelly, alarmed, "We used half the damn bottle!!"
"Yeah, but Logan is like 80 men in one." explained Jenny. "Oh, okay." said Kelly.
Logan finished his grub and then started to sway about. He belched loudly.
"BBBBBBLLLLLLLLLEEEEEERRRRRPPPP!! I have a tumbly ache! I don't feeeeeeel good!" cried Logan, holding his washboard stomach. That's about when his ass keeled over.
The two fiendish girls rubbed their hands together in anticipation. DA DA DA!!!
Random man-"Find out what these two crack-addicts will do with their now unconscious Logan in the next thrilling episode."
~End part 8