Part 9, It's not really really bad...just raunchy.....enjoy!
Logan lay deliciously unconscious on the floor. Jenny and Kelly looked like they were about to lose their nerve.
"Nonsense!" yelled Kelly for some odd reason. The girls approached his fine self with extreme caution.
"Are you sure he's knocked out??" asked Jenny.
"Yeah. Pretty sure anyways." replied Kelly.
Just as they were about to grab him and have their fiendish little way with him, a cloud of smoke rolled into the room. Jenny and Kelly covered their cute little faces.
"Oh, shitballs! Ok, who left the Hamburger Helper on high?" Kelly said, and then darted from the room.
Jenny was clinging onto Logan as if her life depended on it. "Oh, Logan, I'm sorry, please wake up! I don't want you to die! I want to have many kids with you! Please, wake up wake up!" she started to shake the wombat out of him. His head hit the floor several times.
"I'm up, I'm up!" Logan yelled, but Jenny wasn't listening. She continued to shake the crispy chicken out of him. That's when Kelly burst onto the scene.
"GET THE FUCK OFF HIM!!" she yelled, while spraying Jenny with the fire extinguisher she used to douse the flames in the kitchen. Jenny fell off, momentarily stunned.
"Are you okay, Logan?" Kelly asked sweetly, rushing to his side.
"Does it bloody LOOK like I'm okay? I have 6 bagillion gazillion lumps all over my damn head!"
Neither one of them had noticed that Jenny had gotten up and wandered away.
"Hey, where'd Jenny go? Not that I care"
"I heard that, bitch!" Jenny yelled, appearing on the scene. She had something hidden behind her back.
"All right, whaddya have?" Kelly asked suspiciously.
"I WAS saving this for Logan, but..." Jenny flung a massive chunk of ice at Kelly's forehead. Kelly looked like a deer in headlights. Then she was.....knocked the fuck out!
"HAHAHAHAHAHA!" Jenny laughed, jumping onto Logan. "Now you're mine, all mine! MWAHAHAHHAHAHHAHHA!!"
"That's what you think, psycho!" Logan said and tried to run away. But he was still woozy from the beating he had taken, and the date rape drugs they had given him. He fell down. Again.
Jenny picked up a broken piece of ice and gave it to Logan. "Here, use this on your ouchie," she said, tenderly.
"Hey, thanks. That's the first nice thing you've done for me in this whole fic," he looked over at Jenny and did the eyebrow thing. Uh-oh.....wrong damn thing to do in front of Jenny.
"Oh....My....God," said Jenny, fighting the urge to manhandle Logan. "Must...let him....recoverrrr" her hands were clenched.
"Is something wrong?" Logan asked suspiciously.
"Noo, don't....talk...look...at wall....too sexy" Jenny said, hands still clenched. She was slowly moving towards Logan.
At this point, Kelly woke up and saw what was happening. "Oh, shitballs," she said, for the second time in less than two minutes. "RUN, LOGAN, RUN!!!"
Logan decided to heed the warning. He got up, or tried, and stumbled against a wall. He was gimpified, but he had to get away from Jenny before it was too late.
"Don't go, please stay!" Jenny said, finally losing control of her womanly urges. Kelly swore she saw them flying out the window.
Logan was still trying to escape, but Jenny tackled him. She was pressing him to the floor.
"I'm surprised that the drug wore off so quickuh-oh spoke too soon. Is that a banana in your pocket or are you just happy to see me? Pleeeeeease let it be the last one," Jenny said, noticing a peculiar formation in Logan's pants.
"What? Hold on, I'm coming!" Kelly said, crawling over, holding her head.
Logan muttered something under his breath. He was squirming around.
"What was that, Logie?"
He whispered something into her ear. Jenny started to laugh her damn ass off.
"What'd he say?" Kelly asked, finally arriving.
"He said........hahahahahheheh."
"C'mon, dammit! Spit it out, hooker!"
"He said hahahehehahgllblah!"
"YOU DYKEMONGER! TELL ME!"
Jenny tried to get it out in one big rush. "He said, 'I'm about to if you don't get off.'"
Kelly looked confused.
"When you said to wait, you were coming....you know? You see where I'm going with this?" Jenny explained.
Kelly looked down. She paused before screaming, "OH MY GOD! JENNY GET YOUR ASS OFF OF HIM!"
Unfortunately, it was too late. A giant wet spot started to grow on Logan's pants leg. He started to blush. And so did Jenny. Kelly looked on in amazement.
"Wooo, look at it go!"
"Mount Logan blew its top."
"Elvis has left the building."
"He got worn the fuck out!"
"And he's spent!"
"Old Faithful does it again!"
"Jean has shaved her 'stache."
"Huh?"
"Never mind."
By now, Logan was completely, totally, utterly humiliated. Did I mention he was seriously discomboobulated? Jenny and Kelly just stared at him as if he was a leper and his body parts were strewn all over the place.
"This is soooooooo a Kodak moment!" Kelly shouted, and reached into her pocket and pulled out a disposable Kodak camera.
"Oh yeah! You're a tiger, you're tony the tiger, you're grrrrrrreat! You're lemurs, you're lemurs, dig dig dig dig, and you don't have sharp teeth capable of biting! Dig a series of interconnected tunnels like the Viet Cong!" Kelly moved all over the place, snapping pictures left and right. "And I'm spent....kinda like you."
"Oohhhhhhhh....." Logan groaned.
As if things couldn't get worse for our hero, Scott and the other X-Gays decided to waltz in, with their Dairy Queen cones in hand.
"Hi, Logan, did you find the Hamburger Hel---what the hell? Who're these two? And why are the front of your pants all wet?" said Gaylops.
"Uhhhh"Logan's eyes darted back and forth, looking for an escape route.
"Didja piss on yourself?" asked some kid.
"Welllllll, see, what had happened was...that, uhh, see they were....umm and uhh, they had started to....ya know, um yeah, and then Jenny.....she uhh, hmmm."
"You know my name???" asked Jenny excitedly, jumping up and down.
"So, what happened after that?" Gaylops prodded.
"HE SPEWED IN HIS PANTS BECAUSE WE PLEASURED HIM!!" yelled Kelly.
"What!!????" said the whole crowd in shock.
~End part 9
Logan lay deliciously unconscious on the floor. Jenny and Kelly looked like they were about to lose their nerve.
"Nonsense!" yelled Kelly for some odd reason. The girls approached his fine self with extreme caution.
"Are you sure he's knocked out??" asked Jenny.
"Yeah. Pretty sure anyways." replied Kelly.
Just as they were about to grab him and have their fiendish little way with him, a cloud of smoke rolled into the room. Jenny and Kelly covered their cute little faces.
"Oh, shitballs! Ok, who left the Hamburger Helper on high?" Kelly said, and then darted from the room.
Jenny was clinging onto Logan as if her life depended on it. "Oh, Logan, I'm sorry, please wake up! I don't want you to die! I want to have many kids with you! Please, wake up wake up!" she started to shake the wombat out of him. His head hit the floor several times.
"I'm up, I'm up!" Logan yelled, but Jenny wasn't listening. She continued to shake the crispy chicken out of him. That's when Kelly burst onto the scene.
"GET THE FUCK OFF HIM!!" she yelled, while spraying Jenny with the fire extinguisher she used to douse the flames in the kitchen. Jenny fell off, momentarily stunned.
"Are you okay, Logan?" Kelly asked sweetly, rushing to his side.
"Does it bloody LOOK like I'm okay? I have 6 bagillion gazillion lumps all over my damn head!"
Neither one of them had noticed that Jenny had gotten up and wandered away.
"Hey, where'd Jenny go? Not that I care"
"I heard that, bitch!" Jenny yelled, appearing on the scene. She had something hidden behind her back.
"All right, whaddya have?" Kelly asked suspiciously.
"I WAS saving this for Logan, but..." Jenny flung a massive chunk of ice at Kelly's forehead. Kelly looked like a deer in headlights. Then she was.....knocked the fuck out!
"HAHAHAHAHAHA!" Jenny laughed, jumping onto Logan. "Now you're mine, all mine! MWAHAHAHHAHAHHAHHA!!"
"That's what you think, psycho!" Logan said and tried to run away. But he was still woozy from the beating he had taken, and the date rape drugs they had given him. He fell down. Again.
Jenny picked up a broken piece of ice and gave it to Logan. "Here, use this on your ouchie," she said, tenderly.
"Hey, thanks. That's the first nice thing you've done for me in this whole fic," he looked over at Jenny and did the eyebrow thing. Uh-oh.....wrong damn thing to do in front of Jenny.
"Oh....My....God," said Jenny, fighting the urge to manhandle Logan. "Must...let him....recoverrrr" her hands were clenched.
"Is something wrong?" Logan asked suspiciously.
"Noo, don't....talk...look...at wall....too sexy" Jenny said, hands still clenched. She was slowly moving towards Logan.
At this point, Kelly woke up and saw what was happening. "Oh, shitballs," she said, for the second time in less than two minutes. "RUN, LOGAN, RUN!!!"
Logan decided to heed the warning. He got up, or tried, and stumbled against a wall. He was gimpified, but he had to get away from Jenny before it was too late.
"Don't go, please stay!" Jenny said, finally losing control of her womanly urges. Kelly swore she saw them flying out the window.
Logan was still trying to escape, but Jenny tackled him. She was pressing him to the floor.
"I'm surprised that the drug wore off so quickuh-oh spoke too soon. Is that a banana in your pocket or are you just happy to see me? Pleeeeeease let it be the last one," Jenny said, noticing a peculiar formation in Logan's pants.
"What? Hold on, I'm coming!" Kelly said, crawling over, holding her head.
Logan muttered something under his breath. He was squirming around.
"What was that, Logie?"
He whispered something into her ear. Jenny started to laugh her damn ass off.
"What'd he say?" Kelly asked, finally arriving.
"He said........hahahahahheheh."
"C'mon, dammit! Spit it out, hooker!"
"He said hahahehehahgllblah!"
"YOU DYKEMONGER! TELL ME!"
Jenny tried to get it out in one big rush. "He said, 'I'm about to if you don't get off.'"
Kelly looked confused.
"When you said to wait, you were coming....you know? You see where I'm going with this?" Jenny explained.
Kelly looked down. She paused before screaming, "OH MY GOD! JENNY GET YOUR ASS OFF OF HIM!"
Unfortunately, it was too late. A giant wet spot started to grow on Logan's pants leg. He started to blush. And so did Jenny. Kelly looked on in amazement.
"Wooo, look at it go!"
"Mount Logan blew its top."
"Elvis has left the building."
"He got worn the fuck out!"
"And he's spent!"
"Old Faithful does it again!"
"Jean has shaved her 'stache."
"Huh?"
"Never mind."
By now, Logan was completely, totally, utterly humiliated. Did I mention he was seriously discomboobulated? Jenny and Kelly just stared at him as if he was a leper and his body parts were strewn all over the place.
"This is soooooooo a Kodak moment!" Kelly shouted, and reached into her pocket and pulled out a disposable Kodak camera.
"Oh yeah! You're a tiger, you're tony the tiger, you're grrrrrrreat! You're lemurs, you're lemurs, dig dig dig dig, and you don't have sharp teeth capable of biting! Dig a series of interconnected tunnels like the Viet Cong!" Kelly moved all over the place, snapping pictures left and right. "And I'm spent....kinda like you."
"Oohhhhhhhh....." Logan groaned.
As if things couldn't get worse for our hero, Scott and the other X-Gays decided to waltz in, with their Dairy Queen cones in hand.
"Hi, Logan, did you find the Hamburger Hel---what the hell? Who're these two? And why are the front of your pants all wet?" said Gaylops.
"Uhhhh"Logan's eyes darted back and forth, looking for an escape route.
"Didja piss on yourself?" asked some kid.
"Welllllll, see, what had happened was...that, uhh, see they were....umm and uhh, they had started to....ya know, um yeah, and then Jenny.....she uhh, hmmm."
"You know my name???" asked Jenny excitedly, jumping up and down.
"So, what happened after that?" Gaylops prodded.
"HE SPEWED IN HIS PANTS BECAUSE WE PLEASURED HIM!!" yelled Kelly.
"What!!????" said the whole crowd in shock.
~End part 9