Part 10, song time!! We soooo silly!
The whole room gasped in awe. They crowded around Logan like he was Fat Bastard in a petting zoo. Some people had sticks and were poking him.
"They were making babies!" laughed one kid.
"Yeah! And one of the babies looked at me!" said another kid.
Logan slowly got to his feet, untucking his shirt to cover the wet spot. He started to back away. Kelly and Jenny just stood in the corner grinning triumphantly. Hose-eye stared on with a frown on his face and his arms crossed.
"Logan! How dare you take advantage of these sweet, innocent women!" scolded Gaylops, "I think you owe these women an apology."
"WHAT???" said Logan in surprise, "They've been the ones chasing and fondling me! I think that they owe ME an apology."
"Niggaplease," Kelly said, with a disgusted look on her face.
Jenny spoke up. "You say that now, but you were all for it before pre- splooging all over my nice new pants," she said with a hint of fake tears, "You used us.sob."
Kelly held Jenny as she cried on her shoulder.
The crowd sympathized with the fakers.um.I mean girls.
"You girls are spending the night here," said Gaylops firmly, "I insist. It's the least we could do for you. You've been through so much already! "
The evil girls nodded their heads eagerly. Jenny started to laugh like Dr. Evil.
"Mwahahahahahahahahaha!!"
"Jenny!" whispered Kelly harshly, "Not yet!"
"Oh, oh yeah, ok." said Jenny as she dramatically went back into sad mode.
"Logan," said Eyeball commandingly, "Escort these two to their room now!"
Logan was too damn tired to beat the living eye out of Cloppy. He sighed and waved for them to follow him. As they walked away they heard laughter and giggling.
"We're sorry Logan," said Kelly guiltily.
"Yeah, we didn't mean for it to go that far!" said Jenny, grinning at the thought of the Holy moment.
"Just be quiet," said Logan, annoyed, "You two have really done it this time. Leave me alone!" Logan pushed them in their room and limped off to his room.next door.
"I feel awful." said Kelly, "We went way too far this time. He hates us now!"
"No way!" said Jenny, patting Kelly on the back reassuringly, "He loved every minute of it! What man wouldn't want to be chased by two hot mama's like us?"
"Yeah....no."
Gurgle gurglegggorrgler, hwaghck tooey
Kelly plastered her ear to the wall, but Jenny did her one better. She had a cup to her ear.
"I can hear the ocean," Jenny said.
"No, that's not the ocean, that's the damn air runnin' through your ears."
"Shaddup. Logan's gargling! Let's go spy on him!"
"Okie!"
Then they heard the shower start, and all hell broke loose.
A random man (the one heard earlier) said: "All rise for the Logan anthem."
Jenny and Kelly stood up proudly and removed their baseball caps.
"Oh, say can you smell, Logan's testosterone, What so proudly we hailed at the manhood's last splooging Whose broad chest and bright eyes, through the glistening of sweat, O'er the biceps we watched, were so gallantly flexing? And the claws flashing at us, the eyebrows raising in air, Gave proof through the night that our Logan was still there. O say, does that Wolverine yet wave O'er the land of the Genuine Jockey and the home of the nude?"
"GET NEKKID!" yelled Jenny. Then another song began to play to honor Logan.
O beautiful for spacious abs, For chocolate waves of hair, For nipple mountain majesties Above the fruited groin! Logan! Logan! Let us fondle thee And crown thy good with manhood From cheek to shining cheek!
O beautiful for Logan feet Whose gaze that makes us swoon, A thoroughfare for freedom beating Across the wilderass! Logan! Logan! You are God, without flaw Confirm our soul in self-control, Thy manhood is our law!
O beautiful for hero proved, in shirtlessness Who more than self the JennyKelly loved And mercy more than life! (Let us be your wife!) Logan! Logan! May God thy ass make fine (too late) Till all dat ass be nibbleness And every curve divine!
O beautiful for Logan dreams That sees beyond the clothes Thine alabaster cheeks must gleam Undimmed by spanklings! Logan! Logan! God let him have sex with me And crown thy good with manhood From cheek to shining cheek!
O beautiful for hazel eyes, For chocolate waves of hair, For nipple mountain majesties Above the hairy chested plain! Logan! Logan! God please let him moon me Till abs wax fair as earth and air And music-hearted me!
O beautiful for Logan's feet, Whose ass is better than the rest (hell yeah mofo!) A thoroughfare for freedom beating Across the wilderass! Logan! Logan! God shed his ass to me Till hands be wrought through wilds of eyebrow By Logan's foot and penie!
O beautiful for holy ass Of liberating undies When once and twice, for man's splooge We ravished him all night! Logan! Logan! God bare his ass to me Till mannish rain no longer stain The panties of the free!
O beautiful for Logan dreams That sees beyond the ears Thine alabaster cheeks do gleam Undimmed by spanklings! Logan! Logan! God let him fondle me! Till nobler men splooge once again Thy whiter jubilee!
Random man: "Please be seated."
Jenny and Kelly were out of breath.
"Hey, shut up, asses, I can hear you over here, and it's really, really gross," yelled Logan, banging on the wall.
"We love you, Logan!" Jenny yelled back.
"You complete me!" Kelly said.
Jenny leaned against the wall to better hear Logan in the shower. Suddenly, there was a crunch, and Jenny fell through the wall.
"O hell naw." Kelly pushed Jenny all the way into the room. "Shhhhhhhhh! Let's surprise him," she said.
"Let's hide!" Jenny said, and jumped under the covers of the bed.
"Like he's not going to see you there, Lumpy."
"So? That's the point, ass."
"So, he'll skewer your ass."
"Ohyeah." Jenny got out from under the covers and hid under the bed. Her feet were hanging out the back.
"C'mon now. First of all, that's the FIRST place he's going to look, and secondly, YOUR DAMN FEET ARE HANGING OUT!"
"Ohyeah." She pulled her gargantuan feet under the bed, but kicked a lamp too. It fell over with a crash.
"What the hell was that?" Logan yelled. He came out dressed only in a towel.
Jenny's head poked out from under the bed and stared. Her jaw was on the floor.
Kelly was bent over, picking up the lamp, and froze half way up.
"O helllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll muthafuckin naw," both girls chorused.
Logan looked down and saw his lack of clothing. He tried to make a mad dash for the bathroom. He got all of two steps before being tackled. The towel came off, and he managed to wiggle away and hide behind a plant.
"Damn! Can I get a rewind?" Kelly said.
"Missed it again, damn you, elusive manhood!" said Jenny.
"Can you two help a brother out and hand me the towel?"
"C'mon, now. You oughta know better than that," said Kelly.
"Really. That's like asking us to clothe Logan."
Kelly just gave her an odd ass look. "Shut up."
"Ummmm...So, how about this rain we've been having?"
"You mean the rain in your pants?" Jenny asked.
"That's what I was thinking."
Jenny jumped onto the bed and lay there seductively. "Do I make you horny baby? Do I? Do I make you randy? Yeah!" "Geeeeeeeeeeez, leemee alone!" Logan pleaded. Logan turned back to Kelly, hoping for some luck there. And he almost shit his pants at what he saw.
Kelly was standing there in fishnet stockings, a black leather mini skirt, a black leather tube top, whore red lipstick, and a cigarette hanging off her lip. She put her leg up on the bed.
"Zo, do you vanna hump me?"
"Excuse me?"
"I zaid, 'do zhou vanna hump me?' Vell? Vhat iz your anzer?"
"Two bit Russian gutter slut!" complimented Jenny.
"Zhank zhou!"
"Ok, it got weird," said Logan, backing towards his towel. He snatched it.
Kelly got so pissed, she ate her candy cigarette.
"To think I wasted a perfectly good Austin Powers quote on you, Logan. I'm ashamed. Ingrate!" Jenny yelled.
"Yeah, really. Do you like men or something?" asked Kelly, back in normal wear.
"I mean, c'mon. Us two beautiful womens? Don't you find either of us attractive?" asked JenJen.
"Even after we made you cream your jeans?"
"I'm never gonna live that down am I?"
"No, nah, uh-uh, never, nope, non, nopey, noper, hell muthafuckin naw, heeeellll nawwwwww!"
Just then, Baldy decided he was going to join the fun. He wheeled in the room like he owned the damn place. Oh, wait a minute, he does
"Logan, I washed your soiled pants. Those stains were a bitch! Oh, I'm sorry you have company. I'll leave you alone."
"Nononononononono, please, stay awhile."
"You bastard!" yelled the two girls. They ran forward and pushed Baldy's ass down the hall as hard as they could.
"Not again! I know where this is going!"
Jean stepped out and declared, "I'll stop you, Professor!" She stuck a stick in his spokes.
"Noo, Jean, noooooo!" The chair stopped, but Baldy didn't. He flew all the way across the school, and turned corners too, just to get to Cereblo.
"Welcome, Sex Addict," said Cereblo's computer voice.
"Mother fuuuUUUUUUCCCCKKKKKKKKEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!" Kerplop! Bald on metal rang throughout the school, once again.
"What now?"
"HUUUHHH? IIIIIII CAAAAANNN'TTTTT HHHEEEAAAAARRRRR YYOOOOUUUUUU!"
"YOU FELL DOWN THE WELL AGAIN, I KNOW!"
"AAWWWWW MMMAAAAANNNN, IIIIIII WWWAAAANNNNTTTEEEDDDD TOOOO SAAAAAYYY TTTHHHHHAAATTT!"
~End Part 10
The whole room gasped in awe. They crowded around Logan like he was Fat Bastard in a petting zoo. Some people had sticks and were poking him.
"They were making babies!" laughed one kid.
"Yeah! And one of the babies looked at me!" said another kid.
Logan slowly got to his feet, untucking his shirt to cover the wet spot. He started to back away. Kelly and Jenny just stood in the corner grinning triumphantly. Hose-eye stared on with a frown on his face and his arms crossed.
"Logan! How dare you take advantage of these sweet, innocent women!" scolded Gaylops, "I think you owe these women an apology."
"WHAT???" said Logan in surprise, "They've been the ones chasing and fondling me! I think that they owe ME an apology."
"Niggaplease," Kelly said, with a disgusted look on her face.
Jenny spoke up. "You say that now, but you were all for it before pre- splooging all over my nice new pants," she said with a hint of fake tears, "You used us.sob."
Kelly held Jenny as she cried on her shoulder.
The crowd sympathized with the fakers.um.I mean girls.
"You girls are spending the night here," said Gaylops firmly, "I insist. It's the least we could do for you. You've been through so much already! "
The evil girls nodded their heads eagerly. Jenny started to laugh like Dr. Evil.
"Mwahahahahahahahahaha!!"
"Jenny!" whispered Kelly harshly, "Not yet!"
"Oh, oh yeah, ok." said Jenny as she dramatically went back into sad mode.
"Logan," said Eyeball commandingly, "Escort these two to their room now!"
Logan was too damn tired to beat the living eye out of Cloppy. He sighed and waved for them to follow him. As they walked away they heard laughter and giggling.
"We're sorry Logan," said Kelly guiltily.
"Yeah, we didn't mean for it to go that far!" said Jenny, grinning at the thought of the Holy moment.
"Just be quiet," said Logan, annoyed, "You two have really done it this time. Leave me alone!" Logan pushed them in their room and limped off to his room.next door.
"I feel awful." said Kelly, "We went way too far this time. He hates us now!"
"No way!" said Jenny, patting Kelly on the back reassuringly, "He loved every minute of it! What man wouldn't want to be chased by two hot mama's like us?"
"Yeah....no."
Gurgle gurglegggorrgler, hwaghck tooey
Kelly plastered her ear to the wall, but Jenny did her one better. She had a cup to her ear.
"I can hear the ocean," Jenny said.
"No, that's not the ocean, that's the damn air runnin' through your ears."
"Shaddup. Logan's gargling! Let's go spy on him!"
"Okie!"
Then they heard the shower start, and all hell broke loose.
A random man (the one heard earlier) said: "All rise for the Logan anthem."
Jenny and Kelly stood up proudly and removed their baseball caps.
"Oh, say can you smell, Logan's testosterone, What so proudly we hailed at the manhood's last splooging Whose broad chest and bright eyes, through the glistening of sweat, O'er the biceps we watched, were so gallantly flexing? And the claws flashing at us, the eyebrows raising in air, Gave proof through the night that our Logan was still there. O say, does that Wolverine yet wave O'er the land of the Genuine Jockey and the home of the nude?"
"GET NEKKID!" yelled Jenny. Then another song began to play to honor Logan.
O beautiful for spacious abs, For chocolate waves of hair, For nipple mountain majesties Above the fruited groin! Logan! Logan! Let us fondle thee And crown thy good with manhood From cheek to shining cheek!
O beautiful for Logan feet Whose gaze that makes us swoon, A thoroughfare for freedom beating Across the wilderass! Logan! Logan! You are God, without flaw Confirm our soul in self-control, Thy manhood is our law!
O beautiful for hero proved, in shirtlessness Who more than self the JennyKelly loved And mercy more than life! (Let us be your wife!) Logan! Logan! May God thy ass make fine (too late) Till all dat ass be nibbleness And every curve divine!
O beautiful for Logan dreams That sees beyond the clothes Thine alabaster cheeks must gleam Undimmed by spanklings! Logan! Logan! God let him have sex with me And crown thy good with manhood From cheek to shining cheek!
O beautiful for hazel eyes, For chocolate waves of hair, For nipple mountain majesties Above the hairy chested plain! Logan! Logan! God please let him moon me Till abs wax fair as earth and air And music-hearted me!
O beautiful for Logan's feet, Whose ass is better than the rest (hell yeah mofo!) A thoroughfare for freedom beating Across the wilderass! Logan! Logan! God shed his ass to me Till hands be wrought through wilds of eyebrow By Logan's foot and penie!
O beautiful for holy ass Of liberating undies When once and twice, for man's splooge We ravished him all night! Logan! Logan! God bare his ass to me Till mannish rain no longer stain The panties of the free!
O beautiful for Logan dreams That sees beyond the ears Thine alabaster cheeks do gleam Undimmed by spanklings! Logan! Logan! God let him fondle me! Till nobler men splooge once again Thy whiter jubilee!
Random man: "Please be seated."
Jenny and Kelly were out of breath.
"Hey, shut up, asses, I can hear you over here, and it's really, really gross," yelled Logan, banging on the wall.
"We love you, Logan!" Jenny yelled back.
"You complete me!" Kelly said.
Jenny leaned against the wall to better hear Logan in the shower. Suddenly, there was a crunch, and Jenny fell through the wall.
"O hell naw." Kelly pushed Jenny all the way into the room. "Shhhhhhhhh! Let's surprise him," she said.
"Let's hide!" Jenny said, and jumped under the covers of the bed.
"Like he's not going to see you there, Lumpy."
"So? That's the point, ass."
"So, he'll skewer your ass."
"Ohyeah." Jenny got out from under the covers and hid under the bed. Her feet were hanging out the back.
"C'mon now. First of all, that's the FIRST place he's going to look, and secondly, YOUR DAMN FEET ARE HANGING OUT!"
"Ohyeah." She pulled her gargantuan feet under the bed, but kicked a lamp too. It fell over with a crash.
"What the hell was that?" Logan yelled. He came out dressed only in a towel.
Jenny's head poked out from under the bed and stared. Her jaw was on the floor.
Kelly was bent over, picking up the lamp, and froze half way up.
"O helllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll muthafuckin naw," both girls chorused.
Logan looked down and saw his lack of clothing. He tried to make a mad dash for the bathroom. He got all of two steps before being tackled. The towel came off, and he managed to wiggle away and hide behind a plant.
"Damn! Can I get a rewind?" Kelly said.
"Missed it again, damn you, elusive manhood!" said Jenny.
"Can you two help a brother out and hand me the towel?"
"C'mon, now. You oughta know better than that," said Kelly.
"Really. That's like asking us to clothe Logan."
Kelly just gave her an odd ass look. "Shut up."
"Ummmm...So, how about this rain we've been having?"
"You mean the rain in your pants?" Jenny asked.
"That's what I was thinking."
Jenny jumped onto the bed and lay there seductively. "Do I make you horny baby? Do I? Do I make you randy? Yeah!" "Geeeeeeeeeeez, leemee alone!" Logan pleaded. Logan turned back to Kelly, hoping for some luck there. And he almost shit his pants at what he saw.
Kelly was standing there in fishnet stockings, a black leather mini skirt, a black leather tube top, whore red lipstick, and a cigarette hanging off her lip. She put her leg up on the bed.
"Zo, do you vanna hump me?"
"Excuse me?"
"I zaid, 'do zhou vanna hump me?' Vell? Vhat iz your anzer?"
"Two bit Russian gutter slut!" complimented Jenny.
"Zhank zhou!"
"Ok, it got weird," said Logan, backing towards his towel. He snatched it.
Kelly got so pissed, she ate her candy cigarette.
"To think I wasted a perfectly good Austin Powers quote on you, Logan. I'm ashamed. Ingrate!" Jenny yelled.
"Yeah, really. Do you like men or something?" asked Kelly, back in normal wear.
"I mean, c'mon. Us two beautiful womens? Don't you find either of us attractive?" asked JenJen.
"Even after we made you cream your jeans?"
"I'm never gonna live that down am I?"
"No, nah, uh-uh, never, nope, non, nopey, noper, hell muthafuckin naw, heeeellll nawwwwww!"
Just then, Baldy decided he was going to join the fun. He wheeled in the room like he owned the damn place. Oh, wait a minute, he does
"Logan, I washed your soiled pants. Those stains were a bitch! Oh, I'm sorry you have company. I'll leave you alone."
"Nononononononono, please, stay awhile."
"You bastard!" yelled the two girls. They ran forward and pushed Baldy's ass down the hall as hard as they could.
"Not again! I know where this is going!"
Jean stepped out and declared, "I'll stop you, Professor!" She stuck a stick in his spokes.
"Noo, Jean, noooooo!" The chair stopped, but Baldy didn't. He flew all the way across the school, and turned corners too, just to get to Cereblo.
"Welcome, Sex Addict," said Cereblo's computer voice.
"Mother fuuuUUUUUUCCCCKKKKKKKKEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!" Kerplop! Bald on metal rang throughout the school, once again.
"What now?"
"HUUUHHH? IIIIIII CAAAAANNN'TTTTT HHHEEEAAAAARRRRR YYOOOOUUUUUU!"
"YOU FELL DOWN THE WELL AGAIN, I KNOW!"
"AAWWWWW MMMAAAAANNNN, IIIIIII WWWAAAANNNNTTTEEEDDDD TOOOO SAAAAAYYY TTTHHHHHAAATTT!"
~End Part 10