Part 11, Can't stop reading it, huh?
Logan finally got the two girls to go back to their own room. He was so tired that he immediately fell to sleep. His snores could be heard throughout the school. Jenny and Kelly were doing anything but sleeping.
"Are you sure that this is a good idea Kelly?" asked Jenny, "I mean, this looks sort of dangerous."
"Do you wanna molest Logan or not?" replied Kelly, "This won't be that bad."
"Okay, if you say so." said Jenny, "I guess it's ok cuz Tom Cruise did it."
The girls popped open the vent in their room and started to crawl into it. It was cob webby and dirty.
"Keeeeeelly!" whined Jenny, "This is gross! I just did my hair all nice to impress Logan and now it's all mussed."
Kelly rolled her eyes and ignored Jenny's crying. They could see a light at the end of the vent. It also started to smell like Logan. The girls breathed in deep but only got a lungful of grime.
"Hawwwackk kkkah kkkkaahhh!"
"Yaaaaaccccccckkkkcchhhhooooieeeee!"
Logan stirred slightly in his sleep, causing his sheet to uncover his chest.
"Ssssshhhhhhhhhhh!" shushed the two girls at one another.
On the other side of the vent in Logan's room, they carefully unscrewed the bolts to the metal plate. Kelly quietly moved the metal plate behind them and the planned their entrance.
"How are we gonna get down?" asked Jenny as she watched Logan sleep.
"Okay, I think I have a plan," said Kelly wisely. She booted Jenny out of the vent with her foot. Jenny fell to the floor below with a thud.
Jenny lay there like a piece of soggy macanoni....errr....I mean macaroni.
"Well, c'mon, get up. Or are you just gonna lay there like a slug?"
"Shuddup. You kicked me and it hurt, hooker."
"Niggaplease. I didn't kick you that hard. It was a love tap."
Jenny grumbled and stood up. "Ok, your turn. Jump down and I'll catch you."
Kelly looked at her friend.
"Well, I mean I'll TRY to catch you. Just jump!" Jenny held her arms out.
Kelly jumped.
Jenny moved........the fuck out of the way.
Kelly landed face down on the floor. She looked like a pancake. Jenny roared with laughter.
"Shurghsffdf," Kelly mumbled, face pressed into the floor.
"What?"
Kelly lifted her head slowly, checking for broken bones. "I said, SHUT UP!"
A slight pause. "Ok."
Logan moaned in his sleep. "thong...enny...kel.......hooong"
"The fuck?" Kelly asked, staring at Logan.
"Ummm....yeah. I think he's dreaming about us."
Logan shifted to one side of the bed. An invitation if they ever saw one. Kelly was the first to move, but Jenny kicked her in shin.
"Eeehhhh!" Kelly started flapping her hands at Jenny.
"You queer, stop hitting me like that!" She did the same thing back to Kelly.
By this time, both were kneeling on the bed, facing each other, and hitting each other. Logan chose that moment to roll back over. One of his arms flung and hit Jenny in the nose. She was.....knocked the shit out! She rolled off the bed and onto the floor.
Meanwhile, poor Kelly's legs were squished underneath Logan's manliness.
"Eeehhhhh," she whined. "Jenny?" A moan from the vicinity of the floor told Kelly that there was no help coming from her.
"Purple horseshoes, pink hearts, blue moons, green clovers, yellow stars, buckets o' Logan, and don't forget me red balloons.....Doo doodoo dodo they're magically Hughlicious!" Jenny said, and then passed out again.
8 HOURS LATER
"Yaaawnnn," Logan said as he stretched the sleep out. He felt something lumpy
"Good morning, sunshine! Have a nice looooooong snooze? Thanks for crushing the fuck outta my damn legs! You knocked poor Jenny the hell out, and she kept muttering some nonsense about Lucky Charms. I had to listen to that bullshit alllllll night," said Kelly, all pissed off.
"I'm sorry! I didn't know you were there," Logan said, apologetically, but there was this shit eating grin on his face.
Kelly just looked at him for about a minute. Neither one of them moved.
"Well? You just gonna lay there, or are you gonna GET THE FUCK OFF MY LEGS?"
"Ooops, sorry." He rolled over, and Kelly fell out of the bed, unable to move.
"I'm paralyzed! I've fallen, and I can't get up!"
"Welcome to my world, sister," Jenny said. Kelly turned her head and came nose to nose with Jenny.
"Ain't dis a mu-ah fucka?"
Logan swung out of bed and stepped over the two down for the count girls. He went to the cabinet and busted out with a bowl of Lucky Charms. He started chucking the little frosted oat pieces at them.
"C'mon! If you're going to be an asshole, at least throw the marshmallows at us!" Kelly complained. Logan took a swig of milk, and then spit it out at them from between his top teeth and his lower lip. "Pssssst."
"Come on now! Hook a brotha up! Pass me a green clover!" Jenny shouted.
Kelly shielded her eyes from the torturous scene before her.
Logan fired a clover at Jenny and it hit her dead in the eye. "I'm blind! Oh, the Hugh-manity! I can only see half of you now, but it's a damn good half!" Logan fired a balloon at her and hit Jenny in the other eye. "Heeeyyy! No fair! Everything's dark, I can't see.....Am I dying? Help me! Kelly? Logan? I can't see, blaahahhhh, I'm dyyyyiinnnggg, bllahh"
Jenny started to slap her own face. "Soooo hungry." Her hands traveled to the floor and picked up a few of the nasty oat pieces. "Marshmallows? No?" Her hands touched something. "Hey. I've got something here. It's not cereal, but it's magically delicious......aaaghhhhgghhhh, lllleeeeegggg, Thhhiiiighhhhh. Boooxxxxxeerrrrsss. Luuummmpppp. LUMP?!" Jenny's hands had made their way up Logan's leg. "What the hell is this?" Jenny screeched, squeezing the mysterious object. "What wonders lurk inside?"
Logan kicked her away. "What kicked me?"
"The leg that's attached to the lump that you is molesting. Now git off!"
"I....was touching...it? The 'it'? Holyyyyy sshhheeeiiittt! Never washing these hands again!" She started to caress her own hands. "Ahhhhggghhghg, Logan Unit."
"That is soooo not fair! Here I am, lying on the floor, unable to move, and you get to molest Logan? I'm whoopin' yo' ass when we get out of this, Jenny."
"Huh? I thought 'it' was a long john or some shit. I was gonna eat it!"
Logan ran to the bathroom and started to wash his face, leaving the two helpless girls to fend for themselves.
"Hey! Come back here! Can you at least leave the door open when you shower?" Kelly asked.
"I'm not taking a shower. I took one last night. Now, I'm going to go find Rogue. Are you guys going to behave? Or do I have to get Scott in here to baby-sit?"
"If we don't behave, are you going to spank us? Cuz I mean, if that's the case, then I intend to be bad as FUCK!" Jenny said.
Logan gave her a look that said "Niggaplease." But unfortunately, Jenny didn't see it.
"What are you wearing, Logan?" asked the blind Jenny.
"He's wearing nothin' at all, nothin' at all."
"Stop tormenting me! Are you serious?"
"Would I lie about that shit? Never mind, don't answer that. Oooooo he's letting me stroke it!"
"No way! C'mon, Kelly, let me at 'em!"
"You're right, it does kinda feel like a long john!"
"Oh no! Don't eat it! At least save some for me!"
The girls were so intent on harassing each other that they didn't notice when
Logan snuck out.
Kelly looked up. "Muthaa fuucckkkaa!"
"You fuckin' dog!"
"Shut the fuck up!"
"Git over here bitch!"
"Ahhhh daaammmnnn!"
"I'm gonna make you walk the fuckin plank!"
"C'mere mother fucker!"
Both girls jumped to their feet. Kelly was strengthened by thought of chasing Logan's manhood again, and Jenny was still blind, but once the sugar got out of her eyes she'd be all right.
~End part 11
Logan finally got the two girls to go back to their own room. He was so tired that he immediately fell to sleep. His snores could be heard throughout the school. Jenny and Kelly were doing anything but sleeping.
"Are you sure that this is a good idea Kelly?" asked Jenny, "I mean, this looks sort of dangerous."
"Do you wanna molest Logan or not?" replied Kelly, "This won't be that bad."
"Okay, if you say so." said Jenny, "I guess it's ok cuz Tom Cruise did it."
The girls popped open the vent in their room and started to crawl into it. It was cob webby and dirty.
"Keeeeeelly!" whined Jenny, "This is gross! I just did my hair all nice to impress Logan and now it's all mussed."
Kelly rolled her eyes and ignored Jenny's crying. They could see a light at the end of the vent. It also started to smell like Logan. The girls breathed in deep but only got a lungful of grime.
"Hawwwackk kkkah kkkkaahhh!"
"Yaaaaaccccccckkkkcchhhhooooieeeee!"
Logan stirred slightly in his sleep, causing his sheet to uncover his chest.
"Ssssshhhhhhhhhhh!" shushed the two girls at one another.
On the other side of the vent in Logan's room, they carefully unscrewed the bolts to the metal plate. Kelly quietly moved the metal plate behind them and the planned their entrance.
"How are we gonna get down?" asked Jenny as she watched Logan sleep.
"Okay, I think I have a plan," said Kelly wisely. She booted Jenny out of the vent with her foot. Jenny fell to the floor below with a thud.
Jenny lay there like a piece of soggy macanoni....errr....I mean macaroni.
"Well, c'mon, get up. Or are you just gonna lay there like a slug?"
"Shuddup. You kicked me and it hurt, hooker."
"Niggaplease. I didn't kick you that hard. It was a love tap."
Jenny grumbled and stood up. "Ok, your turn. Jump down and I'll catch you."
Kelly looked at her friend.
"Well, I mean I'll TRY to catch you. Just jump!" Jenny held her arms out.
Kelly jumped.
Jenny moved........the fuck out of the way.
Kelly landed face down on the floor. She looked like a pancake. Jenny roared with laughter.
"Shurghsffdf," Kelly mumbled, face pressed into the floor.
"What?"
Kelly lifted her head slowly, checking for broken bones. "I said, SHUT UP!"
A slight pause. "Ok."
Logan moaned in his sleep. "thong...enny...kel.......hooong"
"The fuck?" Kelly asked, staring at Logan.
"Ummm....yeah. I think he's dreaming about us."
Logan shifted to one side of the bed. An invitation if they ever saw one. Kelly was the first to move, but Jenny kicked her in shin.
"Eeehhhh!" Kelly started flapping her hands at Jenny.
"You queer, stop hitting me like that!" She did the same thing back to Kelly.
By this time, both were kneeling on the bed, facing each other, and hitting each other. Logan chose that moment to roll back over. One of his arms flung and hit Jenny in the nose. She was.....knocked the shit out! She rolled off the bed and onto the floor.
Meanwhile, poor Kelly's legs were squished underneath Logan's manliness.
"Eeehhhhh," she whined. "Jenny?" A moan from the vicinity of the floor told Kelly that there was no help coming from her.
"Purple horseshoes, pink hearts, blue moons, green clovers, yellow stars, buckets o' Logan, and don't forget me red balloons.....Doo doodoo dodo they're magically Hughlicious!" Jenny said, and then passed out again.
8 HOURS LATER
"Yaaawnnn," Logan said as he stretched the sleep out. He felt something lumpy
"Good morning, sunshine! Have a nice looooooong snooze? Thanks for crushing the fuck outta my damn legs! You knocked poor Jenny the hell out, and she kept muttering some nonsense about Lucky Charms. I had to listen to that bullshit alllllll night," said Kelly, all pissed off.
"I'm sorry! I didn't know you were there," Logan said, apologetically, but there was this shit eating grin on his face.
Kelly just looked at him for about a minute. Neither one of them moved.
"Well? You just gonna lay there, or are you gonna GET THE FUCK OFF MY LEGS?"
"Ooops, sorry." He rolled over, and Kelly fell out of the bed, unable to move.
"I'm paralyzed! I've fallen, and I can't get up!"
"Welcome to my world, sister," Jenny said. Kelly turned her head and came nose to nose with Jenny.
"Ain't dis a mu-ah fucka?"
Logan swung out of bed and stepped over the two down for the count girls. He went to the cabinet and busted out with a bowl of Lucky Charms. He started chucking the little frosted oat pieces at them.
"C'mon! If you're going to be an asshole, at least throw the marshmallows at us!" Kelly complained. Logan took a swig of milk, and then spit it out at them from between his top teeth and his lower lip. "Pssssst."
"Come on now! Hook a brotha up! Pass me a green clover!" Jenny shouted.
Kelly shielded her eyes from the torturous scene before her.
Logan fired a clover at Jenny and it hit her dead in the eye. "I'm blind! Oh, the Hugh-manity! I can only see half of you now, but it's a damn good half!" Logan fired a balloon at her and hit Jenny in the other eye. "Heeeyyy! No fair! Everything's dark, I can't see.....Am I dying? Help me! Kelly? Logan? I can't see, blaahahhhh, I'm dyyyyiinnnggg, bllahh"
Jenny started to slap her own face. "Soooo hungry." Her hands traveled to the floor and picked up a few of the nasty oat pieces. "Marshmallows? No?" Her hands touched something. "Hey. I've got something here. It's not cereal, but it's magically delicious......aaaghhhhgghhhh, lllleeeeegggg, Thhhiiiighhhhh. Boooxxxxxeerrrrsss. Luuummmpppp. LUMP?!" Jenny's hands had made their way up Logan's leg. "What the hell is this?" Jenny screeched, squeezing the mysterious object. "What wonders lurk inside?"
Logan kicked her away. "What kicked me?"
"The leg that's attached to the lump that you is molesting. Now git off!"
"I....was touching...it? The 'it'? Holyyyyy sshhheeeiiittt! Never washing these hands again!" She started to caress her own hands. "Ahhhhggghhghg, Logan Unit."
"That is soooo not fair! Here I am, lying on the floor, unable to move, and you get to molest Logan? I'm whoopin' yo' ass when we get out of this, Jenny."
"Huh? I thought 'it' was a long john or some shit. I was gonna eat it!"
Logan ran to the bathroom and started to wash his face, leaving the two helpless girls to fend for themselves.
"Hey! Come back here! Can you at least leave the door open when you shower?" Kelly asked.
"I'm not taking a shower. I took one last night. Now, I'm going to go find Rogue. Are you guys going to behave? Or do I have to get Scott in here to baby-sit?"
"If we don't behave, are you going to spank us? Cuz I mean, if that's the case, then I intend to be bad as FUCK!" Jenny said.
Logan gave her a look that said "Niggaplease." But unfortunately, Jenny didn't see it.
"What are you wearing, Logan?" asked the blind Jenny.
"He's wearing nothin' at all, nothin' at all."
"Stop tormenting me! Are you serious?"
"Would I lie about that shit? Never mind, don't answer that. Oooooo he's letting me stroke it!"
"No way! C'mon, Kelly, let me at 'em!"
"You're right, it does kinda feel like a long john!"
"Oh no! Don't eat it! At least save some for me!"
The girls were so intent on harassing each other that they didn't notice when
Logan snuck out.
Kelly looked up. "Muthaa fuucckkkaa!"
"You fuckin' dog!"
"Shut the fuck up!"
"Git over here bitch!"
"Ahhhh daaammmnnn!"
"I'm gonna make you walk the fuckin plank!"
"C'mere mother fucker!"
Both girls jumped to their feet. Kelly was strengthened by thought of chasing Logan's manhood again, and Jenny was still blind, but once the sugar got out of her eyes she'd be all right.
~End part 11