Part 12....We love to see how much our stories improve!!
LOCATION: SOMEWHERE IN THE X-MANSION
Charlie Brown somehow managed to climb out of Cereblo. He was covered in the usual feminine product garb, tampons and pads.
"Dammit Jean!" yelled the Bald One, "I told you! Shoot your nastified shit in the dumpster behind the damn school! Cereblo is NOT your own personal waste receptacle!!"
Logan entered the room and started to wash his face off.
"Sorry Professor," said Jean, walking quickly out of the room with a trash can full of tampons and pads. She headed again for Cereblo.
"Baldy, we have to find out where they took Fat Ass Marie!" said Logan, drying his face off with a towel. "You said that he wanted me, for my adamantium and steel ass," continued Logan angrily, throwing the used towel over Baldy's head.
"I made a terrible mistake......I couldn't see what he was after until the last minute. Somehow Magayto's helmet blocked my Baldwaves..I'm sorry," said the Professor sadly, spit shining his head with the towel.
Logan looked really pissed off, but soon his frown turned upside down when Scott came in the room dragging Jenny and Kelly behind him by the ears. He actually smiled.
"Professor, I found these two troublemakers in my room painting "eyes" on all my stuff," said Eyeclops, pissed off. "They also cut a large hole in the back of every skirt that Jean owns!!"
"You two again, eh?" said Baldy, wheeling closer for a better look, "What brought you both here? Do you wish to enroll or something?"
They both stared at Logan and winked.
"Now that you mention it.YES!!" said Jenny and Kelly at the same time.
"Yeah, but only if Logan teaches some of the classes butt ass nekkid!" said Kelly.
"Then I'd really pay attention in class," said Jenny, "Oh, and there would definitely have to be some "hands on" type activities."
"This school is really just for mutants but...I may be able to make an exception in your cases," said Bald-Squeaker, "You both need some guidance.and Logan is a good role model for you."
"Yes, yes he is," said Jenny eagerly.
"Seeing him shirtless is an inspiration to us both," said Kelly, agreeing with Jenny,
"As a matter of fact, because of him we wrote a song!"
"Oooooo," giggled the Professor excitedly, "I'd just love to hear it!"
"Um...no, no you don't," warned Logan, "Oh God, please don't let them sing about me!!!!"
But it was too late. Jenny bopped Blinky on the head and he let go of their ears.
"AND A ONE AND A TWO AND A THREE......HERE WE GO!!!"
Jenny busted out with a guitar and Kelly took the drum. (the professor offered to be their drum. Seeing that his head is so hollow and round, he'd be perfect as a percussion instrument)
Logan put his head down, embarrassed. Scotty Dog on the other hand was enjoying this. He liked to see Logan humiliated.....not to mention wet.
The music started!
(Set the music of "Bohemian Rhapsody" by Queen)
Is this the real Logan? Is this just nakedness? Caught in a splooge-slide No escape from Loganity We opened our eyes Looked down to the groin and see You're not just a poor boy, you need no sympathy Because you easily come, easy go A little high, little low Anyway a hooker blows, doesn't really matter to you, to you
Mama, just fucked a Logan Put a penie against my head I pulled his trigger, now he's spent Mama, erection had just begun But now I've gone and made it rubbery Mama, sploooooge Didn't mean to make you cry If you're not back up again this time tomorrow Niggaplease, niggaplease, cuz that shit really matters
Too late, your time has come Sends shivers down our spines Body's aching for Logan all the time Hello everybody - I've got a man (what a man!) Gotta knock you all the fuck out, cuz daaaammn Mama, splooooge - (Logan is so sexyyy) I don't want to leave your side I sometimes wish there were 80 of you in all
I see a big muthafuckin silhouetto of a Logan grab the cheeks, grab the cheeks will you do the horizontal tango Wolverine and speedos- very very enlightening me Cuz damn, niggaplease, Cuz damn, niggaplease Cuz damn, niggaplease-magnificeennntt
But I'm just a poor boy and nobody loves me He's the finest mofo in the whole family Give us his life and we'll fuck him nightly Easy come easy go, woohoo look at it go Jen-nyKe-lly! Hell no - we will not let you go chain him up Jen-nyKe-lly! We will not let you go chain him up Jen-nyKe-lly! We will not let you go chain him up Will not let you go - chain me up (no way!) Never let you go - let me go Never let me go - splooooge No, no, no, no, no, no, no - Oh mama Jenny, mama Kelly, mama Jenny, let me go Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me for me for me
So you think you can molest me and leave me all spent So you think you can fondle me and leave me to masturbate Oh Logan - can't do this to me Logan Just gotta fuck youjust gotta fuck you right outta here
splooooooooooooooooooooooooge
Ooh yeah, ooh yeah Logan really matters anyone can see Logan really matters - Logan really matters to uussssss
Anyway the Kelly blows...
At the last note, Jenny and Kelly bowed. The professor applauded feverishly.
"Bravo!! Bravo!!" he yelled, throwing roses at their feet. The top of Baldy's head was all red and sore from the beating he received. He collapsed, but no one cared.
"Wow, that was wonderful," complimented Gaylops, also clapping.
Logan was nowhere to be seen. Jenny and Kelly searched the entire room. Neither one of the girls had seen him leave the room. Hmmmm.
"Dammit! I know he didn't disappear again!" said Kelly angrily.
"Well, he's gotta be somewhere in this room," said Jenny.
"Looooooogan! Come out come out wherever you are!" yelled Kelly.
"I know! I'll just use my secret weapon!" said Jenny, a light bulb appearing above her head. :BING:
"Huh?"
"Magnetic crotch hold!"
Logan flew out from behind Baldy's glare and right into Jenny's arms. The two rolled around on the floor together, mainly cuz of Jenny's stupid ass trying to get him under her. She finally succeeded.
"Hahaha! I have you now!" she said triumphantly.
"Oh no you don't!" Kelly yelled, kicking Jenny in the side. Logan got up and ran out the door, locking it behind him. He left the two girls with the professor, hoping he could do something about their rampant sexual urges.
"Where are you going?" asked a fake ass African accent behind him.
"I'm going to find Rogue the traditional way: look," he said sternly.
"You can't go alone."
"Why not? Ya know, Magayto's right, there's a war coming. Are you sure you're on the right side?"
"At least I've chosen a side," Storm said with oodles of attitude. She also gave him a bitchy look.
Logan just blew her off. "Yeah, what the fuck ever with your piss poor accent," he walked away.
When he got to the front door, he noticed a peculiar odor. It almost smelled like...chicken. He opened the door and saw something he hoped never to see again.
It was a man, or at least he hoped it was a man, and he was just standing there breathing quite heavily.
"Ah need to see Dr. Jean Grey. But first, where's your shitter? Ah've got a turtle head pokin' out."
Logan just kept right on staring.
"Ach, Christ, Ah'm gettin' all emotional from it."
Just then Logan saw Scott in the hallway. He slammed the door in the fat bastard's face.
"Hey, Gaylo-I mean Scott, there's someone at the door for you!"
~End part 12
LOCATION: SOMEWHERE IN THE X-MANSION
Charlie Brown somehow managed to climb out of Cereblo. He was covered in the usual feminine product garb, tampons and pads.
"Dammit Jean!" yelled the Bald One, "I told you! Shoot your nastified shit in the dumpster behind the damn school! Cereblo is NOT your own personal waste receptacle!!"
Logan entered the room and started to wash his face off.
"Sorry Professor," said Jean, walking quickly out of the room with a trash can full of tampons and pads. She headed again for Cereblo.
"Baldy, we have to find out where they took Fat Ass Marie!" said Logan, drying his face off with a towel. "You said that he wanted me, for my adamantium and steel ass," continued Logan angrily, throwing the used towel over Baldy's head.
"I made a terrible mistake......I couldn't see what he was after until the last minute. Somehow Magayto's helmet blocked my Baldwaves..I'm sorry," said the Professor sadly, spit shining his head with the towel.
Logan looked really pissed off, but soon his frown turned upside down when Scott came in the room dragging Jenny and Kelly behind him by the ears. He actually smiled.
"Professor, I found these two troublemakers in my room painting "eyes" on all my stuff," said Eyeclops, pissed off. "They also cut a large hole in the back of every skirt that Jean owns!!"
"You two again, eh?" said Baldy, wheeling closer for a better look, "What brought you both here? Do you wish to enroll or something?"
They both stared at Logan and winked.
"Now that you mention it.YES!!" said Jenny and Kelly at the same time.
"Yeah, but only if Logan teaches some of the classes butt ass nekkid!" said Kelly.
"Then I'd really pay attention in class," said Jenny, "Oh, and there would definitely have to be some "hands on" type activities."
"This school is really just for mutants but...I may be able to make an exception in your cases," said Bald-Squeaker, "You both need some guidance.and Logan is a good role model for you."
"Yes, yes he is," said Jenny eagerly.
"Seeing him shirtless is an inspiration to us both," said Kelly, agreeing with Jenny,
"As a matter of fact, because of him we wrote a song!"
"Oooooo," giggled the Professor excitedly, "I'd just love to hear it!"
"Um...no, no you don't," warned Logan, "Oh God, please don't let them sing about me!!!!"
But it was too late. Jenny bopped Blinky on the head and he let go of their ears.
"AND A ONE AND A TWO AND A THREE......HERE WE GO!!!"
Jenny busted out with a guitar and Kelly took the drum. (the professor offered to be their drum. Seeing that his head is so hollow and round, he'd be perfect as a percussion instrument)
Logan put his head down, embarrassed. Scotty Dog on the other hand was enjoying this. He liked to see Logan humiliated.....not to mention wet.
The music started!
(Set the music of "Bohemian Rhapsody" by Queen)
Is this the real Logan? Is this just nakedness? Caught in a splooge-slide No escape from Loganity We opened our eyes Looked down to the groin and see You're not just a poor boy, you need no sympathy Because you easily come, easy go A little high, little low Anyway a hooker blows, doesn't really matter to you, to you
Mama, just fucked a Logan Put a penie against my head I pulled his trigger, now he's spent Mama, erection had just begun But now I've gone and made it rubbery Mama, sploooooge Didn't mean to make you cry If you're not back up again this time tomorrow Niggaplease, niggaplease, cuz that shit really matters
Too late, your time has come Sends shivers down our spines Body's aching for Logan all the time Hello everybody - I've got a man (what a man!) Gotta knock you all the fuck out, cuz daaaammn Mama, splooooge - (Logan is so sexyyy) I don't want to leave your side I sometimes wish there were 80 of you in all
I see a big muthafuckin silhouetto of a Logan grab the cheeks, grab the cheeks will you do the horizontal tango Wolverine and speedos- very very enlightening me Cuz damn, niggaplease, Cuz damn, niggaplease Cuz damn, niggaplease-magnificeennntt
But I'm just a poor boy and nobody loves me He's the finest mofo in the whole family Give us his life and we'll fuck him nightly Easy come easy go, woohoo look at it go Jen-nyKe-lly! Hell no - we will not let you go chain him up Jen-nyKe-lly! We will not let you go chain him up Jen-nyKe-lly! We will not let you go chain him up Will not let you go - chain me up (no way!) Never let you go - let me go Never let me go - splooooge No, no, no, no, no, no, no - Oh mama Jenny, mama Kelly, mama Jenny, let me go Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me for me for me
So you think you can molest me and leave me all spent So you think you can fondle me and leave me to masturbate Oh Logan - can't do this to me Logan Just gotta fuck youjust gotta fuck you right outta here
splooooooooooooooooooooooooge
Ooh yeah, ooh yeah Logan really matters anyone can see Logan really matters - Logan really matters to uussssss
Anyway the Kelly blows...
At the last note, Jenny and Kelly bowed. The professor applauded feverishly.
"Bravo!! Bravo!!" he yelled, throwing roses at their feet. The top of Baldy's head was all red and sore from the beating he received. He collapsed, but no one cared.
"Wow, that was wonderful," complimented Gaylops, also clapping.
Logan was nowhere to be seen. Jenny and Kelly searched the entire room. Neither one of the girls had seen him leave the room. Hmmmm.
"Dammit! I know he didn't disappear again!" said Kelly angrily.
"Well, he's gotta be somewhere in this room," said Jenny.
"Looooooogan! Come out come out wherever you are!" yelled Kelly.
"I know! I'll just use my secret weapon!" said Jenny, a light bulb appearing above her head. :BING:
"Huh?"
"Magnetic crotch hold!"
Logan flew out from behind Baldy's glare and right into Jenny's arms. The two rolled around on the floor together, mainly cuz of Jenny's stupid ass trying to get him under her. She finally succeeded.
"Hahaha! I have you now!" she said triumphantly.
"Oh no you don't!" Kelly yelled, kicking Jenny in the side. Logan got up and ran out the door, locking it behind him. He left the two girls with the professor, hoping he could do something about their rampant sexual urges.
"Where are you going?" asked a fake ass African accent behind him.
"I'm going to find Rogue the traditional way: look," he said sternly.
"You can't go alone."
"Why not? Ya know, Magayto's right, there's a war coming. Are you sure you're on the right side?"
"At least I've chosen a side," Storm said with oodles of attitude. She also gave him a bitchy look.
Logan just blew her off. "Yeah, what the fuck ever with your piss poor accent," he walked away.
When he got to the front door, he noticed a peculiar odor. It almost smelled like...chicken. He opened the door and saw something he hoped never to see again.
It was a man, or at least he hoped it was a man, and he was just standing there breathing quite heavily.
"Ah need to see Dr. Jean Grey. But first, where's your shitter? Ah've got a turtle head pokin' out."
Logan just kept right on staring.
"Ach, Christ, Ah'm gettin' all emotional from it."
Just then Logan saw Scott in the hallway. He slammed the door in the fat bastard's face.
"Hey, Gaylo-I mean Scott, there's someone at the door for you!"
~End part 12