Disclaimer: I don't own Rurouni Kenshin.
A/N: Alright, everyone! Sorry for the smallness of the last chapter, and I am SOOO sorry it is taking me so long to write chapter four. I was… unsatisfied with how it turned out, so it was rewritten. For some reason, some of my teachers think it's fun to make the students work the hardest during the last week of school, and I've been gone all day and night during some of this week. Also, it was just a pain in the ass to write – scratch that, it was Hell on Earth - Thanks for your patience, though! Also, this was beta read and co-authored by Someone Really Special. I don't know what I'd do if she weren't as nice as she is…
Warning: There are some that have adult humor. It's very mild so I don't think you have to worry.
Little Random Omake While We Wait For The Next Chapter
Omake #1
Sano (narrating): My finger never made it that far. As soon as my hand was three inches away, his eyes snapped open and it was caught in a death-grip. I saw him blink in surprise once, hastily letting go of my hand.
Kenshin: "Gah! I'm so sorry, Sano!"
Sano: "That's OK. You can hold it all you want."
Kenshin: "…"
Omake #2
Sano (narrating): "Wake up, Kenshin," I said quietly, gaining no response. "Up and at 'em, Red." Still no sign that he had heard. "Rise and shine, sleeping beauty!"
Aoshi: "If he's sleeping beauty, don't you need to kiss him to wake him up?"
Sano: "I'm not that desperate."
Aoshi: "It's easy; Here, I'll show you." Kisses Kenshin.
Kenshin: Wakes up. "What the Hell?"
Sano: O.O "Kenshin's true love…."
Omake #3
Hatoyama-sensei: "Didn't I tell you I don't like to be mean the first quarter? Of course the second quarter, and the third quarter, and especially the fourth quarter are all fair game. I might bring a gun one day and just start shooting…"
Classroom: O.O;
Omake #4
Sano: "OR MAYBE HE'S A LOBSTER!"
Kaoru: "Hmmm… Lobster… That sounds good… I'm hungry!"
Omake #5
Kaoru (narrating): "And then I saw the faint glow that signified it was one of my kind, when all of the sudden this weird music started playing, and the snake started to sway side to side and it kept going up and up and up and up. That was when this dude just ran out and used him as a rope to get into the tree and then the music stopped. It was the weirdest thing I've ever seen."
Omake #6
Sano: "Actually, I was just trying to make sure Kenshin was still alive over there."
Kenshin: "No worries! I LIIIIVVVEEE!"
Omake #7
Sano: "Actually, I was just trying to make sure Kenshin was still alive over there."
Kenshin: "Okay! So I space out once in awhile! What's it to you? Until I start doing the Tango with my imaginary friend you have no reason to worry."
Sano: "Wait. You have an imaginary friend?"
Kenshin: "… No…" Shifty eyes.
Omake #8
Kaoru (narrating): "And then I saw the faint glow… no wait… it's… getting bigger? It's…it's…it's so BRIGHT! I SEE THE LIGHT! Granny? Is that you?"
Kenshin: o.O "…No."
Omake #9
Sano: "Geeze, someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed."
Kenshin: "And you would know this how?"
Sano: "Cause I woke up on the right when I fell asleep on the left."
Omake #10
Kenshin (narrating): "I was sitting on the front porch, resting after the long training session with my 'shishou', as I had come to think of him… Then I heard it. It was the ice cream truck!"
Omake #11
Kenshin (narrating): "I also found out that Hiko was the P.E. teacher at my school… Who on Earth would make Hiko a P.E. teacher? Hell, who on Earth would make Hiko a teacher? I mean, he's no good with anybody, at all. Except maybe that lady that came over the other night. I'm not sure when she left, but she made him cookies, and he sent her flowers… I wonder what's going on?"
Omake # 12
Kaoru: "There was someone… he grabbed me…I didn't have my bokken… I screamed… you came and he left."
Kenshin: "Well he's gone now, so why don't you come over to my house and… Well, I think Hiko left… We could have some… alone time...
Director: "CUT! THAT IS NOT IN THE SCRIPT YOU MORON!"
Kaoru: "That sounds... fun…"
Director: O.o
Omake #13
Hiko: Passes Kenshin a bottle.
Kenshin: "What's that?"
Hiko: "Saké. It's time we shared a drink, man to man."
Kenshin: "Okay." Gulps whole bottle.
Hiko: "…"
-Ten minutes later-
Kenshin: "… I peed my pants I was so scared…"
Hiko: "Go on." 'This is good blackmail material…' Takes notes.
Kenshin: "… of Enishi's pet parrot; it chased me up a tree once…"
Hiko: Sweatdrops.
-Ten more minutes later-
Kenshin: "… and then Tomoe-chan and I went into my room…"
Hiko: O.o
Kenshin: "… and played solitaire…"
Hiko: "…"
A/N: Well, I hope you enjoyed them, and I'm SOOOOOOOOOOOO sorry about chapter four. I will get it done I promise! Plus there will probably be more omake later in the story.
Note from Someone Really Special: There will be more omake! I will make sure of it! I mean, honestly, this was from the first three chapters (except for number 13) so there will be more. Also, I am personally making sure that she gets chapter four done. So, bye bye. TTFN and all that.