Part 15
LOCATION: THE SCHOOL LAB
Fat Assterd lay alone on a metal table, the lights turned off on his ugly ass. His chicken grease was leaking off him and making huge puddles around his fat body. He heard some footsteps.
"Is someone there?" he called.
Ororo peeked around the corner. She entered the room and stood next to Senator Kelly's lardy body.
He grabbed her hand. "Please, Ah don't wahnt ta be alone."
"Ok," said Ororo, holding his hand and trying to ignore all the grease dripping from him.
"Do ye hate obese people?" Fat asked.
"Sometimes....." replied Ororo.
"Why?"
"I don't know.....I suppose.....I'm afraid of them eating or crushing me," she said, starting to get scared.
"Well lassie, ye have one less obese person to be afraid of..." said the Senator. His body became a mass of clear butter and he started to shrink. Poor Ororo's hand was stuck in the rolling lard. Slowly the Senator shrank down until he became a steaming box of Extra Crispy KFC with eyes. Ororo looked on in horror. She snatched her hand away and began to head out of the room. But the smell of chicken lured her back. She ate the Senator's final mutant form, bones and all. All through the feeding he protested by singing the Baby Back Ribs song, but it was too late for him.
LOCATION: PEANUTHEAD'S OFFICE O' PEANUTBUTTER
Logan stood in front of Xavier's desk with Jenny and Kelly. Cyke took the corner, still pretty fucked up after his last encounter with the Great Logan. Jean, the Prof's loyal pit bull, lay at his wheels, chewing on a milkbone.
"So?" asked Logan, "Want does Magayto want with Rogue?"
"I dunno," replied the Domehead, "Maybe he wants to infect the world with HIV. It seems that Magayto has built a sex machine that triggers homosexuality and obesity in normal human beings. And it seems to draw its power from Magayto's wang doodle."
"But the mutation is unnatural," woofed Jean, looking up from her Scooby snack, "Kelly not only became incredibly obese and stinky, but he also became something worse......Scottish. The chicken grease that is leaking from him is his cells breaking down."
"Jean," said Jenny, waving a stick around, "Fetch!"
Jean ran for the stick and brought it back to Jenny. Jenny picked it up again and tossed that shit out the damn window. Jean jumped out too. A loud thud broke the silence for a moment and then peace was restored.
"What effect does the machine have on muties?" asked Clops while peering out the window, scanning the lawn for Jean with his huge spotlight.
"None, from what I can tell," replied the Professor, stroking his head.
Logan lay on a lounge chair, thinking. Jenny was feeding him grapes and Kelly was fanning him with a large leaf. "You said that this machine draws its power from his shlong?"
"Yes." replied the Professor, "His Giant Johnson."
"What exactly did it do to him?" Logan asked.
"Well, he clearly became spent and weak after using the device to splooge on the Senator," Potato head said, pausing, "In fact, it nearly killed him!"
Sudden awareness crossed Logan's fuzzy face. "He's going to transfer his penis power to Rogue, so next time the machine kills her-not him. WOO HOO!!"
"Oh my bald!" said the professor, worried, "We must save her before it's too late!"
"Nah," said Kelly.
"Let's play Monopoly instead." added Jenny.
"This is no time for games," said Gaylops, becoming scared when Logan turned towards him.
"Never mind," sighed Kelly, "Where are you going to find that little whore anyways?"
"Hehe," laughed Jenny, "Try every corner from here to Hong Kong."
Kelly and Logan both began to laugh too.
"Enough you three," scolded Baldy, "I can try to use Cereblo to find Rogue. If I can pick up her trail of STD's, it may help us locate where they are heading. Cyclops, would you and Storm ready the jet? Oh, and find Logan, Jenny, and Kelly each a uniform please."
"No," argued One-eye, "They are NOT coming! They'll endanger the mission and the team."
"Hey ass," countered Logan, "I wasn't the one who fried a little kid with my large, "ever seeing eye". And I wasn't the one that got drunk and hit dear Jenny and then got fucked up. And I sure ain't the one who has a dog for a girlfriend."
"No," replied Clops calmly, "You were the one that splooged in your pants."
"More action than you'll ever get, meatball!" retorted Logan.
"I don't care, you're not going."
"Ya know what? You can take your little mission and stick it up your....." said Logan, suddenly interrupted by Ororo entering the room.
"Senator Kelly is dead," she said, licking her fingers.
"What?" asked the Professor, "How did he die?"
"Well, I ate his crispy ass," replied Ororo, "He turned into a bucket of chicken, so I got hungry and munched him."
"Oh, ok," said the Professor, turning to face the still arguing Clops and Logan, "Settle this."
While Baldy headed for Cereblo. Jenny, Kelly, and Logan went to get uniforms. Ororo handed each a pile and told them to try them on.
"Why are we going?" whispered Jenny to Kelly, "We have no special powers."
"I dunno," replied Kelly, getting ready to change clothes, "But we can sure use a bat when we put our minds to it."
Kelly went into the dressing room and started to change. A few minutes passed and she came out. Her suit, well, it was pretty messed up looking.
"Jeeeeeeesus!" complained Kelly, "Who the hell wore this shit last? A damn ape?" The sleeves of her uniform were dragging on the floor and the pant legs were really short. "I swear to God, I am NOT going to wear this shit."
"High water goodness." laughed Jenny, entering a dressing room to change also. Jenny was taking forever.
"Well Miss Smarty-pants, let's see how your uniform turned out," said Kelly, rolling up the sleeves of her outfit.
"No way!" said Jenny poutily, "I am not coming out."
"Git yo' ass out here!"
"No! No one can make me do anything I don't want."
"Um....Logan's undressing in front of me."
"You lie! He would never do something like that. Do you think I'm dumb or something?"
"Here Logan, let me unzip that for you."
"Kelly? Are you really lying? Is he really naked?"
"You have to come out to see."
"Ok, I'll do it for Logan."
Jenny came out, wrapped in the dressing room curtain, only to be greeted with Kelly holding a camera. No Logan.
"Ya bitch!" yelled Jenny, running back into the dressing room.
"Hehehehe," giggled Kelly, "Gullible."
The real Logan entered the room already decked out in his tight, tight, tight, tight, tight, revealing, tight, sexy, tight uniform. He looked at Kelly's outfit and turned away to laugh. "Looks like you got an ape's old uniform," he laughed.
"Shaddup."
"So, where's Jenny?" asked Logan.
"Where do ya think? Still hiding in the dressing room." said Kelly, "C'mon Jenny!! Git out of there!"
Logan went forward and entered the curtained room. Jenny looked at him, totally surprised.
"Hey! Get out of here!!" Jenny yelled, "Girls only! How dare you come in here while I'm changing!"
"You're not changing," said Logan, trying to grab her, "You're completely dressed already!"
"NOOO!" screamed Jenny as Logan picked her up and tossed her over his shoulder. Usually Jenny would have enjoyed this but she didn't want anyone to see her in the outfit. She started to kick and wiggle around so he'd let her go, but he held her tight.
Logan put her down outside and then backed away to admire her gear.
Kelly grinned when she saw what Jenny had to wear. Grinned hard as fuck! Her uniform was a pair of holy plaid pants, an old ass New Kid's on the Block T-shirt, some red 80's Reeboks, and to top off the horrible ensemble, a Cheesehead.
"I am not wearing this!" yelled Jenny, trying to be heard over the laughter. Ororo entered the room to check on them.
"Jenny! Why is you wearing Scott's weekend outfit? Here, this is your uniform, take that off." said Ororo, handing Jenny another folded uniform.
Jenny was totally humiliated. She ran back into the dressing room to take that shit off. "Stop laughing out there! It's not funny!" she yelled.
"Yes it is." The two laughed. A loud ass rip was heard over the laughter. Kelly stopped laughing and looked at Logan, who looked like he was trying to hide something.
"What was that?" asked Kelly suspiciously.
"Nothing." said Logan quickly, turning red and looking at the wall.
"No, I just heard something rip." said Kelly, continuing her investigation.
"I didn't hear nothing."
"Uh huh."
"I didn't!"
"Get up then. Why are you still sitting on the floor?"
"I want to."
Jenny came out of the dressing room, finally. Her uniform fit pretty well. It was a lot better than Kelly's uniform.
"What the shit?" asked Kelly, "How the hell do you get a nice uniform and I get stuck with Mighty Joe Young's weekend wear?"
"Well, I'm more special." said Jenny, sitting down next to Logan. "Hey lover," she cooed.
"Oh hi how are you doing you know this weather we've been having is really nice for growing things the farmers love it and well so do I because it's so nice....." Logan babbled nervously.
Jenny looked at him crazily, getting up and backing away. "What's up with him?"
"I think he ripped his pants," said Kelly, scratching her head.
"Oh really," smiled Jenny, "I'd like to see that."
"Me too." said Kelly fiendishly, "Are you thinking what I'm thinking?"
"I think I am Brain." said Jenny, imitating Pinky.
"Let's tickle him!" said Jenny.
Logan saw them rushing him, but in his leather he couldn't move fast enough.
Before they could tickle him, Ororo pulled them back by their collars.
"No tickling!" she shouted in their faces, "You don't want another splooge incident on your hands now, do you? Besides I just had these suits dry- cleaned."
Logan put down his head in shame at the mention of his incident. Ororo had him stand up, and she patched his ripped seat up. Jenny and Kelly watched from a distance, grinning and taking plenty of pictures.
LOCATION: CEREBLO
Spherically Challenged Guy wheeled down the platform on Cereblo. He noticed a veeeeery strong odor. Shit mixed with old piss. "Hmmm" thought the Bald- one, "I'll have to call the maid service when I get done with my biniss."
He attached his noodle-like penie to the sucking device and began to concentrate. Instead of sucking his midget beater, it began to lightly toast that shit. Smoke started to pour out of the machine. It smelled like hotdogs.
"Oh dear Lord! It burns!" yelled the Prof hoarsely as he tried to pry his one-eyed monster from the toaster oven. He pulled with all of his strength and he managed to yank it out. He flew back and rolled out of his chair, yelling in agony. Then he passed.....the fuck out, him and his rapidly departing follicles! He dreamed of Vienna hotdogs and dancing brats.
Jean later on found him in the fetal position on the floor, surrounded by mustard and ketchup packets.
LOCATION: LAB ROOM
O' Baldy was lying on a table, unconscious. His shriveled member lay shriveled and bandaged. The smell of hotdogs lingered in the room. All his Xies hovered about him, staring at his wookie chest and shine-tastic head.
"I'm not sorry," said Logan to Scott, laughing his ass off. "That's what the fogey gets for getting sucked by a machine and not a real person."
"You ASS!" cried Gaylops, hugging the professor to him. Jean left the room in a hurry. She was late for her Hooker classes.
LOCATION: CEREBLO
Jean was on her hands and knees like the hooker she was. Big surprise there. She was trying to clean up the shit-stained Cereblo and get that varnish-corroding stench out of the big round room. She picked up a clinging dingle berry and stared at it intently. "Hmmm...." she said, then popped it into her mouth, "Tastes like Mystique......and shit." Then she started to chow the fuck down on all the other delicacies. Cereblo was cleaned up, finally. Jean wiped her mouth off and looked around to see if anyone was watching her. No one was. DA DA DA! She undid her skirt with the hole in the rear-end and inserted her Johnson into the penis sucking device.
It was comfy! She could understand why the professor liked to use it so much.
LOCATION: LAB ROOM, AGAIN DAMMIT
Snake-Eye sat talking to the unconscious professor. "You can still hear me, can't you?" he asked. Of course, the professor didn't reply or move, I mean, he was in a damn coma for Christ's sake. Even his burnt penis was down for the count. "You've taught me everything in my life that is worth knowing. And I want you to know that I'll take care of them," he said, then turned to leave.
As he walked down the hall, he saw Jean kneeling at Cereblo. "Jean?! JEAN! NO JEAN!" He broke into a run and started flying towards Jean and Cereblo. The door closed in his face and he got fucked up. His face was imprinted on the door. He heard strange groans and moaning coming from inside. He feared for Jean's safety.
Well, not really. I can't back that up.
The door finally opened and Jean fell into Candle-Eye's arms. She smelled an awful lot like ass. "Jean, what have you done? You've got cooter juice everywhere."
"Ohhhhh, yeaahhhhh. Mind blowing. Ohhh, Scott. I know where they're going with Rogue."
LOCATION: LIBERTY ISLAND, NEW YORK
A boat was coming into port, and an officer was waving it in. Sabretooth appeared randomly behind the poor bastard and stabbed the royal monkey out of him. Toad then dropped out of nowhere and fell on another officer, breaking the sorry mofo's neck. "Ahh," Toad said, then jumped away and squished another guy.
Mystique was in the boat, being a hooker. A dead officer lay pant less and splooged upon at her feet. Rogue was cuffed to a bed, nekkid as the day she was first pimped.
"Isn't it ma-gay-ficent?" Magayto asked gayly, as he gayly walked in through the gay door and across the gay floor up to gay Rogue. He pointed gayly at the gay statue standing gayly in the gay night gay. "GAY!" he coughed. "Sorry."
"I've seen that piece of ass before. I remember answering a call for her one night," said Rogue snottily.
"I first saw shim in 1949. America was going to be the land of tolerance, the land of Gay."
"Are you going to kill me?" Rogue asked all wimpily, swallowing a lot. ::glug glug glug glug::
"Hell yeah, mother fucker. What? Did you think I was going to take you out for a night on the town? Heeeellll mutha fuckin' naw!"
"Whhhhhyyyyy?" she whined.
"Because there is no land of tolerance, there is no land of Gay. Not here, not anywhere. Bitch. Women and children, whole families destroyed simply because they were born different, gayer than those in power. Well, after tonight, the worlds powerful will be just like us. They will return home as brothers, as gays. And our cause will be theirs. Your sacrifice will mean our survival. I'll understand if this is small consolation. Put her in the machine. I'll lift it, with my powers o' gay."
~End part 15
LOCATION: THE SCHOOL LAB
Fat Assterd lay alone on a metal table, the lights turned off on his ugly ass. His chicken grease was leaking off him and making huge puddles around his fat body. He heard some footsteps.
"Is someone there?" he called.
Ororo peeked around the corner. She entered the room and stood next to Senator Kelly's lardy body.
He grabbed her hand. "Please, Ah don't wahnt ta be alone."
"Ok," said Ororo, holding his hand and trying to ignore all the grease dripping from him.
"Do ye hate obese people?" Fat asked.
"Sometimes....." replied Ororo.
"Why?"
"I don't know.....I suppose.....I'm afraid of them eating or crushing me," she said, starting to get scared.
"Well lassie, ye have one less obese person to be afraid of..." said the Senator. His body became a mass of clear butter and he started to shrink. Poor Ororo's hand was stuck in the rolling lard. Slowly the Senator shrank down until he became a steaming box of Extra Crispy KFC with eyes. Ororo looked on in horror. She snatched her hand away and began to head out of the room. But the smell of chicken lured her back. She ate the Senator's final mutant form, bones and all. All through the feeding he protested by singing the Baby Back Ribs song, but it was too late for him.
LOCATION: PEANUTHEAD'S OFFICE O' PEANUTBUTTER
Logan stood in front of Xavier's desk with Jenny and Kelly. Cyke took the corner, still pretty fucked up after his last encounter with the Great Logan. Jean, the Prof's loyal pit bull, lay at his wheels, chewing on a milkbone.
"So?" asked Logan, "Want does Magayto want with Rogue?"
"I dunno," replied the Domehead, "Maybe he wants to infect the world with HIV. It seems that Magayto has built a sex machine that triggers homosexuality and obesity in normal human beings. And it seems to draw its power from Magayto's wang doodle."
"But the mutation is unnatural," woofed Jean, looking up from her Scooby snack, "Kelly not only became incredibly obese and stinky, but he also became something worse......Scottish. The chicken grease that is leaking from him is his cells breaking down."
"Jean," said Jenny, waving a stick around, "Fetch!"
Jean ran for the stick and brought it back to Jenny. Jenny picked it up again and tossed that shit out the damn window. Jean jumped out too. A loud thud broke the silence for a moment and then peace was restored.
"What effect does the machine have on muties?" asked Clops while peering out the window, scanning the lawn for Jean with his huge spotlight.
"None, from what I can tell," replied the Professor, stroking his head.
Logan lay on a lounge chair, thinking. Jenny was feeding him grapes and Kelly was fanning him with a large leaf. "You said that this machine draws its power from his shlong?"
"Yes." replied the Professor, "His Giant Johnson."
"What exactly did it do to him?" Logan asked.
"Well, he clearly became spent and weak after using the device to splooge on the Senator," Potato head said, pausing, "In fact, it nearly killed him!"
Sudden awareness crossed Logan's fuzzy face. "He's going to transfer his penis power to Rogue, so next time the machine kills her-not him. WOO HOO!!"
"Oh my bald!" said the professor, worried, "We must save her before it's too late!"
"Nah," said Kelly.
"Let's play Monopoly instead." added Jenny.
"This is no time for games," said Gaylops, becoming scared when Logan turned towards him.
"Never mind," sighed Kelly, "Where are you going to find that little whore anyways?"
"Hehe," laughed Jenny, "Try every corner from here to Hong Kong."
Kelly and Logan both began to laugh too.
"Enough you three," scolded Baldy, "I can try to use Cereblo to find Rogue. If I can pick up her trail of STD's, it may help us locate where they are heading. Cyclops, would you and Storm ready the jet? Oh, and find Logan, Jenny, and Kelly each a uniform please."
"No," argued One-eye, "They are NOT coming! They'll endanger the mission and the team."
"Hey ass," countered Logan, "I wasn't the one who fried a little kid with my large, "ever seeing eye". And I wasn't the one that got drunk and hit dear Jenny and then got fucked up. And I sure ain't the one who has a dog for a girlfriend."
"No," replied Clops calmly, "You were the one that splooged in your pants."
"More action than you'll ever get, meatball!" retorted Logan.
"I don't care, you're not going."
"Ya know what? You can take your little mission and stick it up your....." said Logan, suddenly interrupted by Ororo entering the room.
"Senator Kelly is dead," she said, licking her fingers.
"What?" asked the Professor, "How did he die?"
"Well, I ate his crispy ass," replied Ororo, "He turned into a bucket of chicken, so I got hungry and munched him."
"Oh, ok," said the Professor, turning to face the still arguing Clops and Logan, "Settle this."
While Baldy headed for Cereblo. Jenny, Kelly, and Logan went to get uniforms. Ororo handed each a pile and told them to try them on.
"Why are we going?" whispered Jenny to Kelly, "We have no special powers."
"I dunno," replied Kelly, getting ready to change clothes, "But we can sure use a bat when we put our minds to it."
Kelly went into the dressing room and started to change. A few minutes passed and she came out. Her suit, well, it was pretty messed up looking.
"Jeeeeeeesus!" complained Kelly, "Who the hell wore this shit last? A damn ape?" The sleeves of her uniform were dragging on the floor and the pant legs were really short. "I swear to God, I am NOT going to wear this shit."
"High water goodness." laughed Jenny, entering a dressing room to change also. Jenny was taking forever.
"Well Miss Smarty-pants, let's see how your uniform turned out," said Kelly, rolling up the sleeves of her outfit.
"No way!" said Jenny poutily, "I am not coming out."
"Git yo' ass out here!"
"No! No one can make me do anything I don't want."
"Um....Logan's undressing in front of me."
"You lie! He would never do something like that. Do you think I'm dumb or something?"
"Here Logan, let me unzip that for you."
"Kelly? Are you really lying? Is he really naked?"
"You have to come out to see."
"Ok, I'll do it for Logan."
Jenny came out, wrapped in the dressing room curtain, only to be greeted with Kelly holding a camera. No Logan.
"Ya bitch!" yelled Jenny, running back into the dressing room.
"Hehehehe," giggled Kelly, "Gullible."
The real Logan entered the room already decked out in his tight, tight, tight, tight, tight, revealing, tight, sexy, tight uniform. He looked at Kelly's outfit and turned away to laugh. "Looks like you got an ape's old uniform," he laughed.
"Shaddup."
"So, where's Jenny?" asked Logan.
"Where do ya think? Still hiding in the dressing room." said Kelly, "C'mon Jenny!! Git out of there!"
Logan went forward and entered the curtained room. Jenny looked at him, totally surprised.
"Hey! Get out of here!!" Jenny yelled, "Girls only! How dare you come in here while I'm changing!"
"You're not changing," said Logan, trying to grab her, "You're completely dressed already!"
"NOOO!" screamed Jenny as Logan picked her up and tossed her over his shoulder. Usually Jenny would have enjoyed this but she didn't want anyone to see her in the outfit. She started to kick and wiggle around so he'd let her go, but he held her tight.
Logan put her down outside and then backed away to admire her gear.
Kelly grinned when she saw what Jenny had to wear. Grinned hard as fuck! Her uniform was a pair of holy plaid pants, an old ass New Kid's on the Block T-shirt, some red 80's Reeboks, and to top off the horrible ensemble, a Cheesehead.
"I am not wearing this!" yelled Jenny, trying to be heard over the laughter. Ororo entered the room to check on them.
"Jenny! Why is you wearing Scott's weekend outfit? Here, this is your uniform, take that off." said Ororo, handing Jenny another folded uniform.
Jenny was totally humiliated. She ran back into the dressing room to take that shit off. "Stop laughing out there! It's not funny!" she yelled.
"Yes it is." The two laughed. A loud ass rip was heard over the laughter. Kelly stopped laughing and looked at Logan, who looked like he was trying to hide something.
"What was that?" asked Kelly suspiciously.
"Nothing." said Logan quickly, turning red and looking at the wall.
"No, I just heard something rip." said Kelly, continuing her investigation.
"I didn't hear nothing."
"Uh huh."
"I didn't!"
"Get up then. Why are you still sitting on the floor?"
"I want to."
Jenny came out of the dressing room, finally. Her uniform fit pretty well. It was a lot better than Kelly's uniform.
"What the shit?" asked Kelly, "How the hell do you get a nice uniform and I get stuck with Mighty Joe Young's weekend wear?"
"Well, I'm more special." said Jenny, sitting down next to Logan. "Hey lover," she cooed.
"Oh hi how are you doing you know this weather we've been having is really nice for growing things the farmers love it and well so do I because it's so nice....." Logan babbled nervously.
Jenny looked at him crazily, getting up and backing away. "What's up with him?"
"I think he ripped his pants," said Kelly, scratching her head.
"Oh really," smiled Jenny, "I'd like to see that."
"Me too." said Kelly fiendishly, "Are you thinking what I'm thinking?"
"I think I am Brain." said Jenny, imitating Pinky.
"Let's tickle him!" said Jenny.
Logan saw them rushing him, but in his leather he couldn't move fast enough.
Before they could tickle him, Ororo pulled them back by their collars.
"No tickling!" she shouted in their faces, "You don't want another splooge incident on your hands now, do you? Besides I just had these suits dry- cleaned."
Logan put down his head in shame at the mention of his incident. Ororo had him stand up, and she patched his ripped seat up. Jenny and Kelly watched from a distance, grinning and taking plenty of pictures.
LOCATION: CEREBLO
Spherically Challenged Guy wheeled down the platform on Cereblo. He noticed a veeeeery strong odor. Shit mixed with old piss. "Hmmm" thought the Bald- one, "I'll have to call the maid service when I get done with my biniss."
He attached his noodle-like penie to the sucking device and began to concentrate. Instead of sucking his midget beater, it began to lightly toast that shit. Smoke started to pour out of the machine. It smelled like hotdogs.
"Oh dear Lord! It burns!" yelled the Prof hoarsely as he tried to pry his one-eyed monster from the toaster oven. He pulled with all of his strength and he managed to yank it out. He flew back and rolled out of his chair, yelling in agony. Then he passed.....the fuck out, him and his rapidly departing follicles! He dreamed of Vienna hotdogs and dancing brats.
Jean later on found him in the fetal position on the floor, surrounded by mustard and ketchup packets.
LOCATION: LAB ROOM
O' Baldy was lying on a table, unconscious. His shriveled member lay shriveled and bandaged. The smell of hotdogs lingered in the room. All his Xies hovered about him, staring at his wookie chest and shine-tastic head.
"I'm not sorry," said Logan to Scott, laughing his ass off. "That's what the fogey gets for getting sucked by a machine and not a real person."
"You ASS!" cried Gaylops, hugging the professor to him. Jean left the room in a hurry. She was late for her Hooker classes.
LOCATION: CEREBLO
Jean was on her hands and knees like the hooker she was. Big surprise there. She was trying to clean up the shit-stained Cereblo and get that varnish-corroding stench out of the big round room. She picked up a clinging dingle berry and stared at it intently. "Hmmm...." she said, then popped it into her mouth, "Tastes like Mystique......and shit." Then she started to chow the fuck down on all the other delicacies. Cereblo was cleaned up, finally. Jean wiped her mouth off and looked around to see if anyone was watching her. No one was. DA DA DA! She undid her skirt with the hole in the rear-end and inserted her Johnson into the penis sucking device.
It was comfy! She could understand why the professor liked to use it so much.
LOCATION: LAB ROOM, AGAIN DAMMIT
Snake-Eye sat talking to the unconscious professor. "You can still hear me, can't you?" he asked. Of course, the professor didn't reply or move, I mean, he was in a damn coma for Christ's sake. Even his burnt penis was down for the count. "You've taught me everything in my life that is worth knowing. And I want you to know that I'll take care of them," he said, then turned to leave.
As he walked down the hall, he saw Jean kneeling at Cereblo. "Jean?! JEAN! NO JEAN!" He broke into a run and started flying towards Jean and Cereblo. The door closed in his face and he got fucked up. His face was imprinted on the door. He heard strange groans and moaning coming from inside. He feared for Jean's safety.
Well, not really. I can't back that up.
The door finally opened and Jean fell into Candle-Eye's arms. She smelled an awful lot like ass. "Jean, what have you done? You've got cooter juice everywhere."
"Ohhhhh, yeaahhhhh. Mind blowing. Ohhh, Scott. I know where they're going with Rogue."
LOCATION: LIBERTY ISLAND, NEW YORK
A boat was coming into port, and an officer was waving it in. Sabretooth appeared randomly behind the poor bastard and stabbed the royal monkey out of him. Toad then dropped out of nowhere and fell on another officer, breaking the sorry mofo's neck. "Ahh," Toad said, then jumped away and squished another guy.
Mystique was in the boat, being a hooker. A dead officer lay pant less and splooged upon at her feet. Rogue was cuffed to a bed, nekkid as the day she was first pimped.
"Isn't it ma-gay-ficent?" Magayto asked gayly, as he gayly walked in through the gay door and across the gay floor up to gay Rogue. He pointed gayly at the gay statue standing gayly in the gay night gay. "GAY!" he coughed. "Sorry."
"I've seen that piece of ass before. I remember answering a call for her one night," said Rogue snottily.
"I first saw shim in 1949. America was going to be the land of tolerance, the land of Gay."
"Are you going to kill me?" Rogue asked all wimpily, swallowing a lot. ::glug glug glug glug::
"Hell yeah, mother fucker. What? Did you think I was going to take you out for a night on the town? Heeeellll mutha fuckin' naw!"
"Whhhhhyyyyy?" she whined.
"Because there is no land of tolerance, there is no land of Gay. Not here, not anywhere. Bitch. Women and children, whole families destroyed simply because they were born different, gayer than those in power. Well, after tonight, the worlds powerful will be just like us. They will return home as brothers, as gays. And our cause will be theirs. Your sacrifice will mean our survival. I'll understand if this is small consolation. Put her in the machine. I'll lift it, with my powers o' gay."
~End part 15