GPS: Do not deny it. You all wanted this story to happen. Plus, I don't own Pokemon!

Mew: *blows raspberry at GPS*

GPS: Why did you do that?! D:

Mew: *farts* Because you called me immature in the last chapter. D:

GPS: Don't hate me for stating the facts.

Arceus chuckled at Uxie's suggestion. "M-mew," he said in between laughs, "come here, please."

Mew, who was holding the bowl of sugar in her hands, flew towards Arceus and said, "What's up, Pokemon who existed before me?" She giggled into her face and wagged her tail.

"Tomorrow we're gonna have a fun adventure and you will be the star. What do you say to that?"

"I say, wheee!" she cheered as she threw sugar into the air like confetti and span out of the control. She stuffed several tiny handfuls of sugar into her mouth and released a gigantic belch that blew back Arceus's tiny ears.

"Look at all the grains of sugar you have dropped!" he pointed out. "It's gonna attracts tons of Durants!"

"Nuh-uh!" she said as she giggled. "We live in the sky, silly; there's no way they could find this place."

"Oh, right, I keep forgetting that," trailed off Arceus. "Anyways, you should get to rest since tomorrow is going to be a big day for you."

"Okay!" she said as she blew a kiss. Arceus rolled his eyes and she disappeared to her horrendously mundane pink bedroom. She immediately got in her bed and turned on her iHome music machine and played Iggy Azalea. Uxie came into the room and had a laptop out.

"My lord, if I may have a moment of your time?" said Uxie as he pressed buttons with his almost non-existent fingers.

"Of course," said Arceus as he turned towards the creator of knowledge.

"I found out that there is this place outside of Fuchsia City far away from any humans that essentially serves as a place for Pokemon education," said Uxie. "It is run by Pokemon who were formerly owned by humans and these Pokemon are highly intelligent! The school is run by a Luxray whose previous name was "Mrs. Sparkles", but now she is just called Angela Sparks. They are technologically advanced and are willing to accept any who are looking for an education in the elementary school years!"

"Sounds promising," said Arceus. "I'll phone them now and give me a note. That girl is so gullible she won't know what hit her."

The next morning at about 7:00, Arceus approached Mew's room and knocked on it. Mew immediately opened the door and flashed a toothy grin and wagged her long tail.

"Hai!" she said. :D

"Mew, we are getting an early start on your adventure today," said Arceus with a chuckle. "Are you ready to begin?"

"Oh, boy, am I!" she screamed with delight and did back flips in the air.

"Heh-heh, good, now go get some breakfast," said Arceus. "We made you something extra 'special' to make this trip a better experience."

"Whee!" said Mew as she flew into the kitchen. There was a bowl of Cap'n Crunch cereal in her favorite pink bowl and a glass of orange juice. She gobbled all the stuff and sighed in content. "That was super yummy!" All the sudden, her tummy gurgled and it felt strange. "Why do I feel strange?" She got out of the chair and tried to fly but she landed on her butt and squeaked. "Why can't I fly?!" D: All the sudden, she fell asleep.

"Good job, Mewtwo," said Arceus as he winked at the huge pink and purple feline. "Now let's begin..."

30 minutes later...

Mew rubbed her head and saw that a few things were off. For one, she couldn't float and her psychic powers were useless. She had a tiny pink knapsack strapped on her back and a huge piece of paper was in her hands. Of course, being illiterate like she was, she had no idea what it meant and sighed. She looked up and saw that she was outside of what appeared to be a school.

"Where am I?" said Mew as she rubbed her head. A small Pokemon appeared; it was a Piplup and he said,

"It's school, dummy, where have you been?" He scoffed and left.

"S-school? Why am I here? I wanna go home!" she screamed at the top of her lungs, becoming the center of attention as everyone outside turned towards her.

A Kangaskhan appeared and saw Mew and picked her up. "It's okay, sweetie, I'm your kindergarten teacher. Let me see that piece of paper that you have."

Mew didn't hesitate and handed it over and Kangaskhan read out-loud:

"My name is Mew. I am in need of education and need to start at the very bottom. Please supply me an education and proper manners so that I can be an effective legendary."

Being the parental Pokemon that she was, Kangaskhan had a very strong bond with any baby Pokemon and carried Mew into the building. They eventually made their way into the classroom and she set Mew down on the ground.

"Good morning, children," said Kangaskhan in a very sweet tone. "My name is Mrs. Khan and I will be your teacher. Why don't we introduce ourselves and say something interesting?"

A Charmander shot his hand up and said, "Hi, I'm Tommy and I'm a Charmander. I like to eat cookies and berries." He sat down and the others began giggling.

A Larvitar spoke up and said, "I'm a Larvitar named Jill. I like to paint pictures and sing."

Seven other children introduced themselves, which included a Machop, Piplup, Pikachu, Eevee, Mime Jr., Oddish, and Bonsley.

"Would you care to introduce yourself, Mew?" said Mrs. Khan.

"My name is Mew. I'm a Mew. I LOVE SUGAR!" she screeched so loudly it caused the baby in Mrs. Khan's pouch to start crying.

"Not so loudly!" said Mrs. Khan as she took out her baby and rocked him gently to sleep. After he had calmed down, she said, "We will learn one of the very fundamental traits for survival-I mean, being a child: sharing." She got out a huge box that contained many colorful wooden blocks and dumped them on the floor. One of them rolled off and hit Mew in the sole of her foot. She squeaked and picked it up and giggled. Since her psychic powers were useless, she used the next best thing to collect blocks: her long tail. She curled it and grabbed about 20 of the 50 blocks and the other children started groaning.

"Mew isn't sharing!" taddled the Mime Jr., and imitating Mew, grabbed a lot from her possession.

"THOSE ARE MINE!" screeched Mew in a bratty tone and caused the others to start crying because of her high-pitched voice.

"Mew!" said Mrs. Khan. "You need a time-out!"

"No!" said Mew as she chucked a block towards the teacher, but it hit the little baby in her pouch instead. He started screaming violently and in retaliation, he grabbed the block and threw it at her and it hit her upside the head. She was knocked out cold...