Disclaimer: There is no excuse for my slow updating of this story, so I'm not going to give one. I don't own HP and if you must know I don't own the password for my online or my computer. My rents can be real ass-holes. It's not my fault some son of a bitch has taken it upon themselves to keep stealing our password. Motherfucker.

What's Happened?

"You're not!" Sirius cried in distress, anger, surprise, and confusion.

"How could this happen? I thought you were the queen. Aren't you in charge? Why can't you choose?" Sirius was now ready to kill something. To bad the sushi was already dead this time…

"It's how our culture works. When the queen turns 80 she has to. Also, the queens nephews choose. I have 7 nephews and they all hate each other, so it took a while for them to decide. Will you stop giving the sushi dirty looks." Sirius looked away from the sushi and pondered Merry's statement.

"You're 80? You look like a mature 18. I'm only 20 so you could be my great-grandmother." Sirius shivered after saying that.

"Well in ocean fairy years I would be 20 in mortal years. I'm lucky though, if I was a lowly fairy it would have been arranged when I was 50. I think that would be 14 in your years. Anyway, our oldest elders are in their thousands, so I'm quite young." With that Merry gave Sirius a dirty look. What type of idiot would call a beautiful woman old? One named Sirius Black, I guess.

"Well…what happens afterwards? Would you still be able to visit?" Sirius was now thinking that it wasn't that bad but he still had a few more questions.

"Well, I just have a few more duties, and I probably won't be able to come for a while. I hope you're not to mad. I thought you liked me a lot, but I wasn't sure till now…you do like me, right?" Now Merry was in shy, anxious, young lover mode.

"Well…do you like me?" Uh oh. Two cases of young and in love syndrome. This can only not end well.

"I sort of…wait. Aren't we rushing into this a little fast? I mean, with my new duties I can't be cavorting with you. Even if I want to…" Again with the quiet, tentative young love ness! Merlin help us.

As you can see Merry was just able to hold back the hormones. I wonder if she'll continue to be so god damn strong…nope.

"I have to go. The ceremony is long, so I wont be back for a while, though I'll have my younger sister bring you some food." Before muttering the magical words she whispered to Sirius, "I'll miss you. Know that I have feelings for you I could never have for him."

With that she disappeared and Sirius was left to stare at the space she once occupied.

I guess I wont be having seafood for a while…Merlin her boobs are big. Okay, so that isn't what he really thought, but what he did think is way more boring then that. Fine, fine. Stop giving me dirty looks.

I hope I see her soon. Why do I feel this way for someone that could just be my imagination? I hope it doesn't affect what could be between us…See? Wasn't I right? BORING!

A/N: I know half this chapter was AN's but I needed a bigger one. You'll have to wait a while till I unveil what's happened. I'm thinking of having a seen that takes place in Merry's land. I have to possibilities swimming around in my head, but I think I'll go for the one you people are less likely to see coming. (My friend pointed out my pun. She said it was bad, but I've heard a lot worse).Oh, and there will definitely be some wizard/ocean fairy action, but it might take a while because of Merry's new role…chuckle.