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Sasuke, Naruto, and Sakura collapsed on the green grassy field, exhausted and sweating profusely. They had finally completed their task of standing of their hands as long as they could. After three hours, the dizziness of all the blood in their heads got to them. For Naruto and Sasuke, it had been more of a competition. Either way, it wasn't fun.
Kakashi sat peacefully in the shade of a nearby tree, reading his favorite book. "Good job, team," he spoke in a lazy tone, "Now it's time for a few pushups."
The three of them exploded, "WHAT!"
"We've been training all day!" Sakura shouted.
Naruto whined loudly, "We just stood on our hands for three hours! Our arms are exhausted!"
"For once I agree with him." Sasuke chipped in.
Kakashi turned the page listlessly, "Sorry kids, but you need the training."
Suddenly the book was gone from his hands. His single eye darted upwards, where he saw Naruto with his legs curled around the bough overhanging them all like a tree monkey. He was flipping through the pages of the dirty book.
Why do you read this smut, sensei?" Naruto looked at it then squinted his eyes, "wait a minute…"
The plastic covering on the book fell off and fluttered onto Kakashi's lap.
"Hey!" Naruto gave a sudden outburst, "This isn't Icha Icha Paradise. It's a Hello Kitty manga!"
Kakashi jumped up, grabbed his beloved book, and ran, "Leave me alone!"
Vincent's Apprentice: I'm not bashing Kakashi. I think he's cool too. I just thought that would be kinda funny.