Mew: Just to let you know, I'm starting to have fun.
At the Hall of Origin...
Arceus was sighing heavenly as a group of Chansey and Blissey, who had extremely strict rules to keep his location top secret, was massaging the original Pokemon. He was wearing shades and sipping on a large Coca Cola Icee and said,
"This is paradise. Just the way I like it." He continued talking to himself until Groudon randomly appeared holding a giant grilled cheese sandwich.
"Who made that sandwich?" asked Arceus as he lowered his shades to get a better look at the sandwich that was probably about the size of an Oxford Dictionary.
"Ho-oh is," said the continent Pokemon as he kept munching on the sandwich. "Didn't you smell it?"
"No, I can't because these lovely Chansey and Blissey," they tittered when he said that, "are rubbing fragrant body lotion on me and giving me a great massage. I love this smell; it's Hawaiian coconut and pineapple."
"What's Hawaiian?" asked Groudon as he scratched his ultra-scaly head.
"Beats me, but they sure make fragrant lotion," he said as he lay back down and the female Pokemon resumed his massage. "Please fetch one of those sandwiches; I'm getting hungry."
"Right away, my lord," said Groudon as he bowed in respect. "Also, what about Mew? Does she get something to eat while she is at school?"
"You guys worry too much, it's all taken care of," said Arceus as he lowered his gigantic shades and sighed with content as the Blissey and Chansey were massaging his huge hoof-like feet.
Mrs. Khan lead the ten children into the classroom so that the students who had brought a lunch could get it. Mew went to the small pink backpack that she received and looked to see if there was something inside of it for her to eat or at least money to pay for food. She saw a small pink lunchbox and opened it to see something that she loved so much: a Lunchable. It was turkey and cheese sandwich with a cherry Capri Sun and a Kit-Kat bar. There was also something else in there: a bowl of baked beans. It was something that oddly Celebi had a talent of doing but Mew liked the beans. It just seemed random to couple it with a Lunchable. They finally made their way to the cafeteria and were assigned to their locations which was a specific table. (They have those kind of tables you see at school that retract and fold and have wheels.)
Mew sat down and opened her cute little Lunchable and made a turkey sandwich with cheese and gobbled it.
"That is super yummy!" she said as she patted her stomach and belched with satisfaction. The other children got their trays from the lunch line and moved away from her. She saw Eevee, Oddish, and Mime Jr. talking with one another while Eevee ate some cucumber salad and a Magikarp salad sandwich (they spawn almost infinitely that it isn't a crime to eat them). Oddish was eating spinach and raisins and was drinking a Sunny Delight in a plastic bottle. She had to use her leaves to hold her food. Mime Jr. was eating a banana and peanut butter sandwich and was drinking water. Larvitar was eating a huge bag of soil and drinking chocolate milk as he sat next to Bonsley who was eating a carrot and mushroom pizza slice with Bluk berries and drinking a smoothie. On a different bench were Pikachu, Piplup, and Charmander who were all eating something from the cafeteria line. Mew noticed someone was missing: Machop!
Mew looked around until he saw Machop sitting at an isolated table; he didn't even have something to eat. Mew felt bad for him so she got up and walked towards the muscular toddler.
"Hi!" said Mew as she wagged her tail.
"H-hi..." he said nervously.
"Why are you sitting alone?" she said as she tilted her head to the side.
"I-I-I'm not," he stuttered as he tried to avoid eye contact with her.
"You sure look like you are," she said as she opened her Lunchable and made a sandwich for him.
"I'm about to get my lunch," he said as he looked around. His short stubby grey tail wagged and Mew turned around and saw...
"Daddy!" said Machop as he wagged his tail faster as his father Machamp sat down. He had all four arm filled with stuff and Mew gasped at what she saw; it was essentially a plethora of food and seemed way too much for them two to share.
"Hi, son!" said Coach Machamp as he set down the food on the table and gently ruffled his son's head, causing him to giggle. He looked at Mew and said in his Alabama accent (not like Forest Gump), "Are you hear to cause more trouble with mah son?"
Mew said nothing and looked at the bags that Coach Machamp as carrying; although she couldn't read it, it said "Kantoky Fried Chicken" on it and there were a few bags that were from other places. He got out a plate of fried chicken and a protein shake and handed some to his son while he wrapped a napkin around his essentially non-existing neck and Machop did the same. The smaller Pokemon rubbed his hands together and licked his lips but he then said,
"Daddy? Why did you gets those bags?"
"It's a surprise for mommy," he said as he chuckled. He picked up a thigh and began to eat it with great force while downing his whey protein shake. Mew continued looking around in total confusion until all the sudden, a blue, black, and tan figure approached Machamp from behind.
"Guess who?" it said with a female voice as she covered his eyes.
Machamp smiled and folded his top arms while his bottom ones still were holding the food and drink. "Karen (her given name)," he said and he turned around and was greeted by a Lucario wearing a light blue dress with black and tan patterns on it. The dress seemed to hug her very feminine body that had dainty curves. She had a nice diamond ring on her middle "digit" on her left hand. She wagged her tail and gave her husband a hug and she looked down at Mew.
"Mommy!" said Machop as he got off the seat and hugged his mother while wagging his short grey tail.
"Hi, sweetie! It's so nice that I get to have a day off with my two favorite boys." They both laughed and she was about to sit down next to Machop but she saw the pink legendary kitten. "Well, who is this?" she asked in a sweet tone as she got down to Mew's level. "Aww, you're so sweet and cute. What's your name?"
"Her name is Mew; she was in the gym class I taught before I got lunch," said Coach Machamp as he ate some more.
"Aww, how adorable. Are you friends with my son?"
"Well, I actually was sitting by myself and then I saw him by himself so I wanted to make him feel, well, not lonely," confessed Mew.
"I don't want you as a fwiend!" he said as he pointed the drumstick in front of her in a pose as if he were gonna use it as a weapon."
"Andrew, (what I chose for Machop's given name) what are you talking about? And don't play with your food," said his mother. Andrew the Machop did not say anything so she turned to her husband. "Phil, inform me what our son is not telling me."
"Well..." said Coach Machamp as he wondered off into space, his mind miles away from his head as he was thinking of more personal matters like going home to watch a movie like "Finding Nemo" with the two individuals whom he loved so deeply. "Let's just say that...Mew said something that made me feel...how should I put this...the need to question my masculinity?"
"What did she say?" said Lucario as she placed her hands on her hips. Her paws did not have spikes on them because it was becoming a cosmetic procedure to have them whittled down to the fur and there would be a circle on her hand as if a large coin was resting there.
"Karen, we don't have to talk about this now, it really isn't important," said Coach Machamp. "I just think that Mew here was a little hyperactive earlier and said some stuff."
"Don't think that this conversation is over, sweetie," said the female Lucario as she kissed Machamp's beak-like lips.
Mew looked down and saw the beans that she had received in her lunch. She turned towards Coach Machamp and said, "May I have spoon, please?" She blinked with sparkly eyes and Lucario and he both "Aww'd".
"Of course, here you go," said Machamp as he handed her a plastic white spoon.
"Thank you!" said Mew as she giggled. "I'm going to sit back at the table and talk to someone else. Have a nice lunch!"
Mew went back to the main table and was sitting across Charmander, Pikachu, and Piplup. Piplup, being the cocky and prideful Pokemon that he was, said,
"Are those beans? That is so gross. I would like, never eat something from a can, let alone beans!"
"My friend Celebi made these beans!" corrected Mew as she ate some.
"Celebi? As in the legends?" said Pikachu. "Get outta here. You don't know her."
"I do know her! We're roommates!" squeaked Mew as she then drank some of the cherry Capri Sun.
"You lie," said Charmander as he threw part of his uneaten cookie at Mew. It bounced off her head and she squeaked.
"OUCH!" she screeched so loudly that everyone stopped talking in the whole room. "That was so mean!"
A fourth-grade Squirtle who was sitting on a table across the room held his ears and hated the sound that she made. "Let's make that pink rat shut up!" He grabbed a bowl of blue Jell-O and chucked it at Mew. Luckily, she was able to move out of the way but it hit a first-grade Bellsprout behind her.
"HEY!" said the Bellsprout. "If you are throwing, watch where you're aiming!" He grabbed a bowl of the rawst berries and put them in his mouth and started firing them at Squirtle, causing the aqua reptile to scream in pain.
"FOOD FIGHT!" said a Vulpix from the second grade section. Children began to grab the portions of food that they didn't eat and began throwing them this way and that. A bowl of spaghetti hit Mew in the face and she retaliated by throwing her uneaten baked beans at the Clefairy who had the spaghetti. Mew drank the rest of her Capri Sun and threw the empty packet at a Paras. The fighting went on and on for a few minutes until a staff member walked in; it was an Alakazam wearing nice khaki pants and a sweater and some designer glasses on.
"STOP NOW!" he shouted very loudly and everyone remained quiet and ceased actions. "Who started this?!"
The fourth-grade Squirtle was very popular and a lot were on his side; no way would they snitch on him. "The pink rat/kitten thing in that table over there!"
Alakazam ominously and slowly turned his head towards Mew and she gulped. "You, come here." She obeyed and walked towards the taller psychic Pokemon. All children in the cafeteria had their eyes glued to her. "Did you start something?"
"Well, not really," she said. "Charmander threw a cookie at me and it hurt!" Tears began to run down her face.
"She lied!" said Charmander. "She says that she lives with Celebi!"
"I saw Charmander throw the cookie at Mew!" said a Nidoran female.
"Me, too!" said a Wooper. Other children began to chime in and confess that both of them were responsible for the food fight.
"Both of you into my office. Follow me," said Alakazam. Mew and Charmander both walked past Machamp, Lucario, and Machop and the four-armed superpower Pokemon shook his head in disappointment. She sighed and followed Alakazam.
Mew: This wasn't fun! D'X Now I'm in trouble! D'X
GPS: Well, maybe it's time you followed orders and not be so childish!
Mew: *sniffle* I'll try...