Disclaimer: I'm not writing it anymore. I trust that you all have intelligence above that of a rock.

Real Ninjas

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Gaara of the Desert and Neji Hyuuga glared at each other, locked in a fierce battle. Beads of sweat were already forming on their faces. So far, they were evenly matched.

"You can't beat me, Hyuuga. I'm the most powerful ninja there is." Gaara threatened in his monotonous voice.

Neji smirked, "We'll see about that, Gaara."

Then, they clashed.

Onomatopoeia battle mode: Smash! Voom! Bash! Bam! Shing! Crunch! Wham! Ouch! Whoosh!

"You're finished Gaara!" Neji shouted triumphantly.

Gaara retorted with another attack, "Not on your life!"

Temari comes through the doorway and is utterly shocked, "What the heck are you guys doing!"

She sees her brother and the boy of the Hyuuga Branch house sitting on the floor of the Sand Siblings apartment. Neji and Gaara look up and quickly hide the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle action figures behind their backs.

"Nothing," they say together.

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V A: I actually had a dream about that once. Please review.