Lights, Camera …oh my!
During The Ninja Academy
"Cut! Cut! Cut!" Naruto shouted through his megaphone while seated in the director's chair, "You got it all wrong, Shikamaru! You're supposed to hold your fist up in the air and do my hero pose after you defeat Sasuke and say I beat Sasuke Uchiha and I'm going to be the next hokage, Believe it! You can't play me right at all!"
Shikamaru, whom was dressed up in one of Naruto's orange outfits and wearing a spiky blonde wig, frumped over with an evil glare, "Shut up! This is so troublesome! I don't see why I'm helping you with this! I should just let you fail!"
Choji, whom was dressed as Sasuke, rubbed his forehead head where Shikamaru acted like punching him too hard, "I thought being Sasuke would be fun. This bites."
"Oh, come on!" Naruto blared once more through the megaphone, "This project with give us all passing grades. The Story of Naruto's Future will be a beat hit with the class! I would be the starring actor, but someone with talent has to direct. Besides, the romance scene is coming up!"
"Romance scene!" The two actors said in unison, both quite appalled.
"NARUTO!" an angry female voice practically shook the whole room, "I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!"
Ino stomped up to the director in her costume, which consisted of a long pink wig, a red dress like Sakura's with the exception of it being tighter, shorter, and had I love Naruto on the front, and dark blue heels instead of the Kohona sandals.
She screamed at Naruto with a very timid Hinata hiding behind her, "I didn't know you would make me look like that Forehead girl, Sakura! AND you promised I'd get to be in the romance act with Sasuke!"
Ino's finger pointed towards the Choji in the Sasuke costume, "THAT… IS NOT…SASUKE!"
Hinata pipped up, "I...I...made the costume…j, just like you…s, s, said. Naruto."
"You did an excellent job, Hinata," Naruto said as he looked Ino up and down, "She looks just like Sakura now. Okay, Ino. In this scene, you first have to run towards me, well, Shikamaru, and don't forget to push Choji out of the way…"
"Naruto…" a calm yet irritated voice spoke behind him, then the sound of knuckles cracking.
He turned around to see the real Sakura and Sasuke standing behind him with rather scary looks on their faces.
"Oh, hey guys! I…"
BAM!
Iruka-Sensei watched the softly flickering screen in his class hall along with the other students, some of them with smiles on their faces.
"Wow," the sensei spoke, "This really is the future of Naruto."
The Maiden of Light: I know, not as good. But I've been short on time lately. Read and review!