Advanced Physics
Shino and Sakura were busying themselves with sharing an intellectual moment after a hard day of training. Sasuke had already run off to wherever he went, Naruto just vanished, Hinata remembered that she had a few things to pick up at the market, and Kiba had a day of brushing a shedding Akamaru remaining for him. So the two remaining of each team sat on opposite sides of the same oak tree.
"Did you ever wonder," Sakura began, "how these things we ninjas do are possible? I mean, in documents and records of past civilizations have nothing about people with any extraordinary abilities like us."
Shino sat silent for a moment before answering, "I wonder about a lot of things. But when you think about it, there is a really a reason we are like this above the natural human being of the past. With our ways of summoning chaka to our bodies over time and using it to do things impossible by normal humans only points toward one thing: we are advanced. In fact, we are so advanced, we are able to alter the laws of nature."
"Hey look!" Sakura pointed towards the over hanging cliff a little ways away, "It's Naruto!"
Naruto was busy swinging an ax away at a rather short but burly elm tree perched at the edge of the cliff. Consider it being the tree's punishment for taking the space of the best viewing spot in Kohona.
He rolled up his sleeves and re-gripped his ax, "Just a few more swings and I'll turn you into a wooden statue of Sakura."
The long cracking sound indicated that the tree was falling. Unfortunately, it was towards the leeward edge of the cliff. Naruto quickly grabbed the tree's roots as it began tipping over the edge. He held on tight.
"Shino, we have to help Naruto!" Sakura shouted with a slight panic.
But suddenly, physics reverse and the tree swings back upwards and lands on Naruto. XX!
"I think he can handle it." Shino said before sitting back down.
The Maiden of Light: Just picturing that gave me giggles.