"Sure? Seriously? Sweet!" Phil said.
"A little help?" Keely awkwardly changed the subject.
"Oh, right. LYDIA"
"Yeah Phil?" Lydia sounded distant.
"Ummm, can you help get us home? Since Keely kinda twisted her ankle. But I fixed it." He asked.
"Tadow" Keely added.
"Got a bus token?" Lydia shouted, smile evident in her voice.
"Ummm, no. Why?" Phil, clueless, asked.
"Bus token. I ride the bus, get it?"
He blushed, realizing that it was a simple, stupid joke that he didn't understand. A giggle (giggle on) escaped the lips of the 15-year-old blonde beside him. "Hey!" He smiled.
"Usually I am the one that doesn't get it" she laughed.
"But I don't giggle at you"
"Phil, you don't giggle, period." as she said this she swung her legs back in laughter to the legs of the chair she had just sat in and quickly stopped her laughter (giggle off). She winced.
"Are you okay?" Phil asked.
"Yeah, it just hurts like hitting your funny bone." she replied.
"Funny bone?"
"Don't tell me they don't have funny bones in the future"
"Nope, not since," he rolled his eyes back, like remembering some pointless fact, '20- well 20- something with the birth of Reigan Teslow-Diffy, baby of Phil and Keely Diffy (ok, now instead of hearing 'You're on coke (a cola)' in my head cuz I'm laughing so hard I whine since I can't see the 'after the Pheely kiss' season that they haven't aired yet). She was silent when the doctors checked for this bone to make sure she could cry" Keely gave Phil a blank stare. "See, in the future, they figured out that the funny bone really does exist. It controls the sudden laughter, crying etc. (they can still cry etc.) It's not just a pain" He finished, matter-of-factly.
"Oh, I got it. Wait, did you say Phil and Keely Diffy?" she blushed (it seems like they constantly blush in this story).
"Yeah, wh--"Phil stopped short. It hit him. Phil and Keely Diffy. He knew that it was virtually impossible for two people to have the same names as them. And with the information that he knew (oh, pointless information) the probability of that was (ok, shot in the dark) 14,621,362 to 1.
"Why would two best friends get married?" Keely asked.
"We're boyfriend and girlfriend, remember?" Phil asked her. How could she forget dating him? After all, he did follow her around like a 'pathetic puppy'(awww, he had to help the 'pretty crying girl' THANK YOU PIM)
"Awkward!" Lydia yelled. They laughed.
"Since you just live arount the corner (almost put coroner, now how much sense would that make here (maybe CSI but...)) will you just, uh, carry me to your house? I can call my mom from there." Keely asked.
"Yup. You can stay there too, we can watch movies and tv. You can have the guest room Keels, you practically live there anyway." Phil joked.
Keely reached to punch Phil but he backed away, leaving Keely to almost fall out of the chair.
"Come on guys, I'm closin' up" Lydia shouted.
"Hey Lydia, could you come here for a second? I need some slight help" Keely called.
"Sure" she replied as she walked into the sound proof room (door was open).
"Lydia, would you help Phil walk me out?" the blonde asked.
She placed her arms around Keely's shoulder while Phil put his arm around the opposing shoulder. Phil's warm arm around her made her grin. They helped their victim (ooh, sounds evil) to the door. As Lydia, Phil, and Keely pushed the outer door open the bu s(aka chees wagon) squealed down the road.
"Can't miss the bus" The female brunette said as she slowly eased her arm off of Keely. Keely slanked over leaning on Phil more.
"Lift you legs up into my arms" he said, reaching for the back of her knees. She did as she was told. They then walked home, Keely in Phil's arms.
Ok, that 'Cheese wagon' thing came from my band teacher (yup, I'm a band geek, and PROUD of it). Be aware, my next chapter will be entitled 'May The Guardian Angel Smile'. BTW- If you guys review (and you WILL review, right?) and say that this chapter sucked, I won't be mad. I thought so too.
So, whatever the color of your review button may be, be kind and please rewind. No, that's blockbuster, um, mine is Be kind, Please REVIEW! (or I may have to charge)
-Lindsey (My friend Reigan helped me write this chapter too, she also gets credit)