Drabble 2. Chuunin to Chuunin
Subject: Kiss and Sake
-
Their first kiss was a total accident.
The accident happened on their first day as a genin, where the whole entire occupants of their classroom watched them gaping when the force of Shikamaru's slight nudge sent Naruto and Sasuke's lips crashing with a loud 'chuu.' But after that horrible incident, the boys were one hundred percent sure that things like that won't happen ever again.
Too bad that the boys were one hundred percent wrong.
Their second kiss happened on their week after the bridge fight at the Wave Country, when they were arguing with their face close to one another and Sakura 'accidentally' shoved Naruto onto Sasuke. Sakura squealed something about the 'the sweet, the fluffy, the uber cuteness' when she took a picture of them petrified with their lips against each other's, and then waltzed off suddenly, shaking the Polaroid picture in her hand giddily.
And then the third kiss, after the great fight between Konoha and Sound, unexpectedly came when they were 16.
"Congratulations!" Sakura, with her medic nin uniform on, smiled brightly, at the two boys sitting in front of her. They were sitting at Ichiraku, Naruto's favorite place, enjoying their dinner. Sure, it was supposed to be a big party, but they decided to have a small one instead. "You guys are chuunin now! I'm so proud of you!"
"Aww, thanks, Sakura-chan!" the blonde teen with whisker like scars grinned back at the pink haired girl, scratching the back of his head, "Though, I wish you could've become a chuunin with us…"
"Oh no! I'm just fine the way I am as the medic nin!" Sakura made little gestures with her hand, shaking her head, "As long as I stay as a medic nin, it doesn't matter if I'm technically a genin or not! We have our own systems of medic nin levels, you know!" She laughed and drank her water, glancing over at Sasuke for a brief moment to see how he felt about his promotion.
Sasuke only gave her a barely audible grin, but didn't do anything else. He was the Uchiha Sasuke after all.
"Ma, now that you guys are chuunin, I guess that means you won't be under my guidance, nah?" the silver haired jounin beside the pink haired girl gave a grin even though you couldn't tell if it was a grin with that stupid mask on. "Huh, that means I'll probably get a new genin team and watch the little brats with high pitched voice try to take the bell from me…"
"I'm pretty much sure that they won't be same as us!" Naruto grinned cheekily, "After all, we, the Sharingan Hatake Kakashi's elite trio, were the best!"
Maybe that sounded a little arrogant, but it was true… Kakashi's elite trio was known throughout the whole world. They were already strong, but they were getting stronger even now… Kakashi thought that maybe they could surpass even the Legendary Sannin some day. Unlike the mistakes the sannin made, Kakashi's trio was bound together strongly after the fight.
"So, since you guys are now...hmm…16, and became a chuunin just today, I'll now teach you two the importance and the joy of…" the silver haired jounin reached a hand inside his pocket that usually contained the infamous 'Icha Icha Paradise,' only to take out- "…the Icha Icha Series and the sake." Indeed, the familiar orange book with big fat red NC-17 at the cover page and a corked sake bottle were in his grasp.
Naruto looked horrified. Sasuke stared unbelievingly at the orange book and the bottle. Sakura, while looking a bit shocked outside, was screaming with joy inside at the plan she just devised. She was a closet yaoi fan girl, if you didn't know. Yes, surprising, since she was known to have the biggest crush on her dark haired teammate. Kakashi only grinned giddily, taking in his students' reactions with satisfaction.
An hour later…
"HAHAHAHA! That ish sho aweshome Kakashi-shenshei!" Naruto said giddily, his words all slurring together in a sentence, "I shink I undershtand da joy of da Isha Isha Paradaishu!" Then Naruto giggled, plopping his face right onto the innocent looking(?) orange book. Naruto, not surprisingly, got drunk after couple cups of sake; probably under 10 cups.
Sakura drank at least three times more than Naruto, but she looked as if she only drank a cup of water instead of sake. Not only that, Kakashi noted with fear, that strange glint in her eyes was probably the thing that kept her from getting drunk. The pink haired girl kept her composure, hiding that almost maniacal glint effectively, and commenting on how gross Icha Icha Paradise is just like how she'd act when she's actually normal.
Sasuke didn't look drunk, but he was drunk. His face was slightly redder than usual, and he seemed to have trouble with concentrating on whatever they were trying to say. With his glazed charcoal eyes, the Uchiha unconsciously reached for the bottle of sake to pour himself another cup.
"Fufufu, that's it, Naruto, drink it up," watching Naruto drinking another cup, Sakura said giddily, the evil aura swirling around her, thus scaring her teacher, who was a strong drinker and wasn't even close to getting drunk yet, "Drink it and I'll slip this pink pill in Sasuke-kun's drink and you two shall- I mean, it'll be good for your soul!"
"Heh heh, shenks, Shakura-shan," Naruto gave her a giddy smile of his own, oblivious to her evil presence, and chugged down the small bottle of sake that was in front of him before Kakashi even had chance to stop him from doing that. Kakashi watched nervously as Naruto continued to giggle some more, his blonde head tipping back slightly, and felt a drop of sweat rolling off his face when Sakura slipped that pink pill in Sasuke's drink while pouring him a cup.
"Ara, it's now time to go, everyone," Sakura said to the drunken pair coyly after making sure that Sasuke drank the cup with the pill in it, pointedly shoving Kakashi out of the ramen stand, "Naruto, Sasuke-kun, you guys could take care of yourselves, right? Since I'm a little drunk myself, I'll have Kakashi-sensei," she gave a meaningful look at the teacher who was standing outside, "…escort me back my house, okay?"
Of course it was a lie. But who could've known that she was secretly reaching for her camera hidden in her kunai pouch? How could a pair of drunken guys notice that maniacal glint her emerald eyes when they were one hundred percent drunk?
But to Kakashi's growing horror, Sasuke seemed to not hear her, and Naruto only happily nodded, "Of coursh, Shakura-shan!" he hiccupped, giving her a wobbly but giddy grin, "We could take care of ourshelves, right, Shashuke?"
"Okay then! Take care!" And then the pink haired girl rushed out of the stand after throwing some money on the counter, dragging horrified looking jounin along with her monstrous power, despite the fact that she drank a lot of sake. Naruto blinked after her confusedly, but only helped Sasuke get up. With a small giggle, the blonde dragged the dark haired boy outside, leaning heavily on the other boy to walk.
After taking couple steps, when they neared a dark alley, Sasuke suddenly grabbed Naruto's wrist, dragging him into the darkness of the alleyway.
"S-Shashuke, wh-what the-" the drunk teen let out an abnormally high squeak, before he was slammed against the alley wall. "Sha…Shashuke?" Naruto slurred out hesitantly to the silent teen, whose face was covered by his dark bangs. Because of the shadow that was cast on his face, Naruto wasn't able to read the teen's expression.
"N-Naruto…" Sasuke whispered shakily, his hands on Naruto's shoulders trembling, "I-… I can't take it anymore…"
"Wha-…Shashu… Mmpphhgg!"
So thus that began our beloved couple's third kiss… Well, technically, it'd also lead to their third, fourth, fifth…countless number of kisses…but we'll not go into thedetails...
And then somehow it led to the part where Sasuke slid his hand up Naruto's thigh. Sasuke disentangled his tongue from Naruto's and broke off the kiss with a wet sound, a thin line of saliva trailing between their lips before it snapped in the air. Tasting an odd but somewhat addicting flavor of miso and sake, Sasuke licked away the slivery substance that trailed down Naruto's chin from their rough kiss, and then gave a light kiss to Naruto's lips with a soft 'chuu.'
Naruto panted, his blue eyes glazed and his face flushed, and still drunk. After taking in Naruto's appearance smugly, Sasuke attacked Naruto once again, this time knocking the blonde down to the ground. They went all the way to Z, and no details just because it's a PG-13 fanfiction.Naruto snuggled against the other teen's chest in his sleep and Sasuke gave a light kiss against the blonde's forehead.
"I like you a lot, Naruto…" he whispered fondly against Naruto's forehead.
The only thing they didn't notice was a certain pink haired girl crouching at the curb of the alley, drooling while she flipped countless numbers of Polaroid pictures taken from Sasuke and Naruto's earlier activity.
E N D ! F O R ! N O W
-
Omake:
Looking around, a certain pink haired girl trotted down the street, her emerald eyes constantly moving left to right to check if there was any people watching her. Sakura didn't stop until she reached an abandoned shack near way back of the village, which had graffiti written all over its wooden walls. Carefully taking another look around her surroundings, Sakura knocked the door three times with her knuckles, kicked it two times, and then slapped it once. The door creaked open, and the pink haired girl boldly stepped in, closing the door behind her gently.
"I'm sorry for being late, but I've got what you wanted," she declared to the darkness surrounding her, watching as eyes with maniacal glints light up, "It's the newest one – freshly made. I just came back from the scene I had the luck to witness."
"Nicely done, Sakura-chan," one of the figures in the dark cackled evilly, "So, what items did you use?"
"Oh, it only required some free sake and the pink pill, actually," the pink haired girl shrugged to the said figure, grinning evil- err, triumphantly, "They went all the way to Z."
Gasps were heard in the shack.
"By the way," Sakura twitched, a vein starting to pop out of her attractively large forehead, "What's up with this darkness thing? It's incredibly corny, you know! It makes us seem as if we're doing something illegal! And I thought I was the corniest of all of us!"
"Ah, sorry, Sakura-chan," a soft voice said sheepishly, motion of shrugging seen through the darkness, "Ino-chan wanted some drama, so we turned the light off…" And then the light flickered on, revealing the other 3 occupants of the abandoned shack.
A proud Ino in blue pajama stared back, a smile curling at her lips, "Good thing that we convinced our parents that we wanted a slumber party, nah, Tenten?"
"A very good timing too, eh? Now we get to witness the birth of the cutest couple in the Konoha history," the brown haired girl in pink pajama sighed with pleasure, her hair down, "After countless times of revising our plans… Man, those two were so clueless!"
"Though," Hinata in black pajama with a sketchpad said with an evil smile that was not destined to be on her sweet face, "It was all worth it at the end…"
The pink haired girl held up the little video in her hand, her eyes glinting maniacally, "So who wants to watch it now?" she cooed, shaking the item she was holding teasingly.
The other three pairs of eyes lighted up with that same maniacal glint.
I N S E R T ! T H E ! V I D E O ! S C E N E
-
Author's Notes:
Thanks for everybody who bothered to read this useless piece of crap! (cries with joy) Thank you so much for reading it! I'm so happy! I love all of my readers, but I somehow don't have any opportunity to thank them! X3 So…!
hujin: Heh heh, what do you think? ;3
Lady of Gryffindor: Aww, thanks! But we all love to torture little Naruto! XD
Chakra: Glad that you enjoyed it! Oh no! Don't die from laughter! I love all of my readers! X3
Me: I'm really glad that you liked my idea! X3 It was inspired by a lot of Japanese and Korean fanarts where they draw Sasuke and Naruto in different ranks!