Side Story #1. Sakura's Way of Yaoi Fan Girl
Subject: How She Ended Up Becoming One
Warning: Not work safe. PG-15 warning. Margaret, if you're looking at this, don't read it.
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When Haruno Sakura, a girl of beautiful age of 12, an age where the women start preparing for relationships, found out that Sasuke had someone else to fill her 'supposed' spot, she was furious. Of course she was. That was no surprise. She was the dark haired nin's faithful teammate, had crush on the said nin since like…forever, and deeply believed that if she believed and tried, anything could come true. After all, she did become stronger in response to her desire to become more helpful to her teammates.
She had a lot of chuunin trailing after her already. So she was confident that she was going to win the Uchiha's heart, not even realizing what was going on between her teammates. Her heart was broken into million pieces when the Uchiha prodigy calmly told her that he was attracted to the blonde haired shinobi. She was so depressed she spent a whole entire week weeping in her bedroom. The mentioned blonde haired boy came to visit her everyday during that period, but she only locked everybody out, absorbed in self pity.
So when she did come out, she avoided her teammates like a plague. She spent her days in Ino's flower shop, despite the constant company of Shikamaru. After 3 days, a frustrated Shikamaru dragged Ino away, and told her to get over it. So she went to Tenten, but Tenten just happened to be away sharpening her weapon specialist skills away from Konoha. Sakura ended up going over to Hinata's, under the watchful gaze of her father and her overprotective cousin Neji. During that period, she and Hinata bonded, and became good friends, even though Neji constantly glared at her with his overprotective cousin glare.
After thinking through and deciding that she actually didn't mind Naruto having relationship with Sasuke, she started meeting them again, apologizing for her behavior. She felt uncomfortable at first because of the new information she learned, but she quickly adapted again, following the past routines. Even though she didn't mind Naruto with Sasuke, she still wasn't uncomfortable when they shared some…moments in her presence. They were guys after all. But before being guys they were her friends, so she kept quiet, looking away when they did have some moments.
And then, that day came. The most important day of her life.
Sakura, a girl of beautiful age of 14, was asked to go check on Naruto and Sasuke by Kakashi-sensei, since they didn't show up for 3 hours that day. So she went over to Naruto's apartment. No sign of them. She headed over to the Uchiha's house, hoping that she'd find them over there, feeling grumpy because she woke up at 6:30 A.M. for nothing.
A limping Naruto and an extra smug Sasuke met her at the door.
"What's wrong with you, Naruto?" Sakura frowned, poking at Naruto's back curiously. Naruto immediately scooted away from her hand, hissing between his clenched teeth in pain and wincing noticeably. "Are you in pain? Do you need a doctor?"
"NO!" Naruto blurted out before flushing and looking away, scratching back of his neck, "I-I mean… I'm fine Sakura-chan… Don't worry about me…"
"Eh?" Sakura squinted, her index finger raised to point at – "What are those red things on your neck?"
"A-Ano, Sakura-chan, I-I…" Naruto stuttered squeakily, covering his neck with his hand.
"…You better be careful," Sakura said seriously, curious as she watched Naruto gulped nervously, side-glancing at the smug Uchiha, "There are a lot of mosquitoes around in Konoha these days, since it's summer. Those itch a lot, don't they? Mosquito bites these days are really itch, you know!"
"Heh? Hahaha… Yeah!" Naruto agreed with her, nodding eagerly. Something was strange about him, but she decided to let it pass. Naruto was always strange… Well, not strange, but…you couldn't exactly call him normal…
"Sakura," the pink haired girl turned to the dark haired boy, blinking at the yellow package labeled For Sakura held in his pale hand, "Hyuuga wanted me to give this to you."
"Hinata-chan?" Sakura asked herself softly, accepting the yellow package carefully. (Well, even though she didn't know for sure if it was from Hinata or not…Sasuke only knew two Hyuuga and she highly doubted that Hyuuga Neji would send her anything except threats and blackmail materials.) She shook the said material to check what was inside the package without looking at it. A rustle of paper and loud rattles were heard. "Well… Thank you, Sasuke-kun. By the way, the training was postponed because you guys didn't show up, alright?"
"Right," they both said, nodding their head. Sakura smiled at them one more time before slipping her sandals on and bidding them good bye. As soon as the door closed, a slam was heard before Naruto sputtered out some stifled words. The pink haired medic-nin-in-training sighed and cocked her head to one side curiously – a nasty habit of hers when she was curious – and opened the neat looking yellow envelope, finding a note, a camera, and films. She slowly reached and took out the folded note, and opened it.
The note was hand written neatly. Typical Hinata, she thought, smiling, before turning her green eyes to the note.
Sakura-chan.
Inside the package, you probably found a camera and this note.
I have a favor to ask you… As soon as Sasuke-kun's door closes, can you go to the back of the house near the room they're staying in? There should be a window for that room. I know there're a lot of rooms in the Uchiha estate, but it shouldn't be hard to find because they are extremely loud. Mind you, the estate is surrounded by trees, so you need to find the right room.
Once you locate the window, hide behind this secret place I found. There should be a tree, or trees, if you want to call it, in front of that window. Climb up the middle one and hide yourself within the leaves. Since the tree is really green and bushy, you should be able to hide yourself pretty well.
And of course, don't forget to hide your chakra. Naruto-kun would be…too preoccupied to notice, but Sasuke-kun will notice your presence.
Once doing that, scoot closer to the base of the tree. There you should be able to take good pictures of them.
Will you take pictures of them until the film runs out? There should be plenty. Since Sasuke-kun likes to torture Naruto-kun in the beginning, they should last at least about…an hour and a half. Please stay until they are done. I owe you big, Sakura-chan. I'll invite all of the girls over around this weekend. I'll make dango and tea.
Thanks a lot!
-Hinata
Sakura was confused, but she found herself walking toward the place Hinata instructed her to. Pictures? Sasuke and Naruto? Why bother hiding in a tree like a stalker when you could ask them for the pictures? Sakura sighed. Hinata was sometimes just too hard to figure out despite her somewhat simple personality. She was a good friend though. Sakura never could refuse her favors. Actually, it was her first favor, so Sakura didn't mind.
Just like Hinata said, Sakura was able to hear Sasuke and Naruto from the back. (Geez, they were loud.) There was an open window. Suppressing her chakra, Sakura rushed over to the open window and listened, crouching down.
"S-Sasuke! What the hell are you doing! My back still hurts, you asshole!"
"Hn."
"'Hn?' What do you mean 'hn'? Damn it, you jerk! Have a heart, dang it! I told you! My back still hurts!"
Ah, so she found the right room.
Sakura crawled over to the middle tree just like Hinata instructed, and jumped up with her incredible ninja speed. Once on one of the thick branch, Sakura crept closer to the center of the tree, hiding herself within the green leaves. Checking if her chakra is hidden well – she was always good at controlling her chakra, so it was pretty easy – Sakura took out the innocent looking camera, balancing herself so she could focus the camera on two preoccupied boys.
Sakura took one picture. They didn't really seem to be doing anything though… She thought to herself, watching the boys tussle on the bed through the lens.
And then that was when it all went downhill for her.
"S-Sasu! Mmmmpphhh!"
…Sakura gaped, her mouth wide open in shock.
Her teammates…her teammates were kissing each other! More like, Sasuke was molesting Naruto, but! They were doing things just like in those…rated R movie! They were using tongues! Or more like, Sasuke was using his tongue to molest Naruto's, but!
Sakura pressed down on the button shakily, hearing the click and buzz of the camera. That was two out of 86 in totals.
Sounds drifted out of the open window, and Sakura flushed, her face turning red with embarrassment. Here she was, spying on her teammates, who were making out as if the world was ending! Oh, the things she did for her friend!
After a while though, it was pretty okay… Sakura thought with her still flushed face, taking few more shots of the boys, All they seem to be doing is kissing… It can't get any worse.
She was wrong.
When the dark head started to move down that sprawled out tanned body, Sakura almost stumbled out of the tree, her green eyes widened beyond their limits and her face brightly turning red. She almost felt the steam coming out of her ears.
She took more pictures shakily, hoping that it'd end soon. It was too embarrassing. It was getting too hot out here. She wanted to get out of the tree she was currently hiding in.
Oh…my…
She didn't know that you could do that with your tongue!
When the sounds started to get louder, Sakura, sweat trickling down her face, gulped and took more pictures. As the blonde figure let out a particularly loud sound, Sasuke looked up, and smirked at her. Gaping with her mouth hanging open, she took the last picture, hearing the camera rewinding the last film she had. Sakura checked her clock. Exactly an hour and a half. Just like Hinata said.
Sakura felt like she didn't need any of those sex educations any more.
With that the pink haired girl left, feeling lightheaded while clutching the innocent looking camera to her chest. Her legs wobbled and trembled, but they didn't notice anything…well, more like Naruto didn't notice anything.
Oh my.
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After handing the film to Hinata, who was extremely giddy when she received it, Sakura found herself lying on her bed at night, staring at the ceiling while the scenes she saw in the afternoon replayed over and over again in her head. She groaned and banged her head against the wall right next to her, hoping that it'd clear the horrifying mental pictures involving her teammates somehow.
"Sakura! Stop making noises! It's 11:45 P.M., you know!" her mother screeched from her room down the hall.
Sakura stopped banging her head, but started bopping herself over the head with her fist instead.
The images won't get out of her head, damn it!
Not only did the images from after noon give her insomnia, it gave sort of weird feelings bubbling up inside her stomach. It gave her a strong urge to…squeal, drool, have a massive nosebleed, take more pictures, and spy on them with binoculars instead of just a camera. What were these feelings? Why did she feel giddy as she ran the pictures over and over again in her head?
Sakura sighed and sat up from her bed gingerly. Obviously, she wouldn't be able to sleep for the night. Might as well as quench those strange feelings. Putting on a coat, Sakura jumped out the window, her pink fluffy bunny slipper clad feet leading her to the Uchiha estate with great speed only kunoichi like herself could produce. And there did she witness the similar scenes from the afternoon again.
Oh my, this time it seems like Naruto is paying back right now.
Feeling sated as much as the couple in Sasuke's room, Sakura pushed down the urge to squeal like a Sasuke fan girl and left, hoping that Hinata or Ino would have answers for this.
When she did talk it over with Hinata and Ino over a cup of tea and 5 dango, they, with their unusually dangerous eyes, were squealing, saying something about another high ranked yaoi fan girl with resources between their giggles and high pitched voice.
Sakura, a beautiful young girl of age 14, discovered the joy and the wonder of yaoi that day.
And she never stopped going back to the Uchiha estate.
E N D O F H E R S T O R Y
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Author's Notes:
My brain is so corrupted. (runs away to clean out the contents)(Oi, you're only 14!)
Thank you for reading this! And happy late Valentine's Day! May you have another SasuNaru filled year!
(sigh) Korean SasuNaru fanfictions make me feel all floaty and happy…
Think I should bump up the rating to R? (wonders)
Hamsterbox: I'm glad that you like my story! (is happy) Thanks for reading this crappy fanfiction!
Angstling: Heh heh… Beautiful mental images, no? I wuv you too. (sparkle sparkle)
Eudoxus: Glad that you like it! I want the Polaroid pictures Sakura has…
Hujin: We'll find out in the next drabble… (ku ku ku ku ku…)
DaSuicide: Thank you! (heart)
Chakra: We'll all find out how they react at the Konoha yaoi fan girls… (evil laugh) The only reason why I didn't write the video scene is because it's all censorcensorcensor (gets hit by random rocks)(you're only 14+)
Lela951: LOL XD I'm only 14 though! A 14 year old with issues and a damaged/corrupted brain that was all caused by Korean SasuNaru fanfictions, all Rated 12 or 15. I didn't even know that the fanfiction was even funny in a weird way! XD Thanks for reading!