Chapter 15: Brian's Graduation.
It's Brian's junior high graduation. Lorraine is telling him that has to wear a dress shirt with a tie under his gown.
"Brian you have to wear a dress shirt with a tie under your gown." Lorraine told him.
"I'm not wearing a shirt and tie under my gown. I'm going to wear a plain shirt. I'll wear jeans like you wanted me to but, that's it." Brian then said to her.
"You're wearing a shirt and tie." Lorraine then told him.
"Dad!" Brian yelled from his room.
Vinny goes up to Brian's room. And walks into his room.
"Could you talk to your wife and tell her that I'm not wearing a shirt and tie?" Brian asked him.
"Vinny tell him he has to wear a shirt and tie." Lorraine then told Vinny.
"I'm getting too old for this shit." Vinny told them. (A great line from all the Lethal Weapon movies.)
"Dad please tell mom not to make me wear a shirt and tie?" Brian asked him again.
"Lorraine I didn't wear a shirt and tie to my junior high graduation." Vinny told her.
"See dad didn't wear a shirt and tie so I shouldn't have to either." Brian said to her.
"Then what did you wear?" Lorraine asked him.
"A plain shirt with shorts and sneakers." Vinny told her.
"And you were wondering if you were my father?" Brian asked him.
"Well we do have the same taste in clothing. We like to wear stuff that we're comfortable in." Vinny told him.
"Thank you dad." Brian said to him.
"Fine wear whatever you want. Don't listen to me I'm just a fashion guru and got an internship with Allure Magagzine. And just so you know you're wearing a shirt and tie to your high school graduation." Lorraine said to them as she left the room.
"Don't worry Bri. I didn't wear a shirt and tie to my high school graduation either." Vinny told him.
"What did you wear?" Brian asked him.
"An AC/DC shirt with shorts and sneakers." Vinny told him.
"Figures." Brian said to him.
"Get dressed for your graduation and be down in ten minutes." Vinny told him as he left the room.
Brian puts on a plain grey t shirt, jeans and sneakers. He comes downstairs. Lorraine looks at him and sighs.Vinny then comes downstairs with a grey t shirt on with jeans and a pair of sneakers.
"Are you two kidding me?" Lorraine asked them as she saw them.
"Holy Crap." Vinny said as he saw what Brian was wearing.
"You two planned this." Lorraine told them.
"I'll go change." Vinny told her.
Vinny then comes down with a nice white polo on with jeans and a pair of sneakers.
"What happened to all your suit jackets and suit pants?" Lorraine asked him.
"It's too damn hot to wear that crap." Vinny told her.
"Let's just go to Brian's graduation before he's late." Lorraine told him.
"Fine by me. Me and Matt will take the Z." Vinny said to her.
"All right." Matt said in excitement.
"Whatever just don't be late." Lorraine told them as she Danny, Kate D and Brian took her car.
"One quick stop for ice cream?" Vinny asked Matt.
"What else would we stop for?" Matt asked him.
"Let's go." Vinny said to him as they walked out the door.
Vinny and Matt make it in time.
"What happened to you two?" Sarah asked him.
"None of your business." Vinny said to him.
"It was ice cream again wasn't it?" Tom asked him.
"Maybe." Vinny replied.
"And you didn't bring any for me?" Jake asked him.
"It would of melted by the time we got here." Vinny told him.
"They have things called an ice cream cup." Jake said to him.
"They do?" Vinny asked him sarcastically.
"I hate you." Jake said to him jokingly.
Brian's name is called and he gets his diploma. Sarah,Mark, Jake, David, Kate D, Danny, Matt, Lorraine, Kate B, Tom and Vinny stand up and applaud him.
At the DiMiranda household Vinny is holding a graduation party for Brian.
"This is some party Vinny." Sarah said to him.
"Thanks." Vinny replied.
"Food is decent." Sarah said to him.
"The food is excellent. I made it." Vinny told her.
"It taste like Lorraine made it." Sarah then told him.
"How dare you." Vinny said to her sarcastically.
"Oh I dare." Sarah told him with a laugh.
"You want some more of this baked ziti?" Vinny asked her.
"Sounds good." Sarah said to him as she took some more.
"Hey dad come here a minute?" Brian asked him.
"That's my cue to become Superdad." Vinny told Sarah sarcastically.
Vinny walks over to Brian and David.
"What are you two up to?" Vinny asked them.
"Nothing." They replied at the same time to him.
"Don't even think it." Vinny warned them.
"Think about what?" Brian asked him.
"Getting your water guns and starting a water gun fight." Vinny explained to them.
"How do you always know?" David asked him.
"Hello? You're talking to the guy who pulled a thousand pranks in his life. And trust me they were ten times better then anything you two can come up with." Vinny told them.
"Dad you don't even know me anymore." Brian said to him a trying to act innocent.
"That's the problem I do know you. And you will do anything to get your mother angry." Vinny told him.
"I hate it when you're a few steps ahead of me." Brian said to him as he and David walked away.
Vinny just laughs to himself.
"Dad can I go inside it's boring out here?" Matt asked him.
"I'll make things more interesting." Vinny said to him.
Vinny picks up a roll and chucks it at the back of Sarah's head.
"Who threw that!" Sarah yelled as it hit the back of her head.
"It was Jake." Vinny told her.
Sarah throws potato salad at Jake.
"I didn't throw anything at you." Jake told her wiping the potato salad off himself.
"Vinny!" Sarah yelled as she ran after him.
Jake then throws a handful of ziti at Mark for laughing at him.
"Jake come on!" Mark yelled at him.
"Jake why did you throw ziti at your brother?" Tom asked him.
Tom then gets hit in the face with some ice cream.
"Very funny Vinny." Tom told him wiping the ice cream off his face.
"I thought it was." Vinny told him.
Sarah pours punch on Vinny.
"It was starting to get hot out and I needed to cool down. So, thanks for that." Vinny told her sarcastically drenched in punch.
"Anytime." Sarah told him.
Brian then throws food at Danny. And a food fight starts. Food is flying everywhere.
"All we need are your relatives and it would be like our wedding all over again." Lorraine told Vinny.
"No it wouldn't." Vinny told her.
He then gets mud on her shirt. "Now it's like our wedding all over again." He told her.
"You are so juvenile." Lorraine said to him as she pushed him.
Vinny loses his balance grabs Lorraine and they fall into the pool together.