We Like To MOVE IT!(I bet you will be singing this song by the time you finish reading) ;)
Disclaimer: Mwah hahahahahahaha…I own FMA …Now You Shall All Bow Down To Me!…yeah I wish…but sadly I don't…at least not yet...j/k
Al has his body back
"So, now that you have your body back whatcha want to do , Al?"asked Ed in a very bored voice.
Al looked at Ed while a very sly smile formed on his (Al's) face.
1 HOUR LATER"CHUG! CHUG! CHUG!" screamed a large crowd of people surrounding Al as he chugged down a whole keg of beer!
Al decided he really wanted to live life and what better way than going to a party…they went to a party at… well they are not really sure whose house it was…but they were there… well who cares?
(And if Al was drunk you don't even want to know what happened to Ed…ok I'll tell you)
As Al chugged the last drop of alcohol Ed was outside of the house…running down the street…streaking!
"Woooooooo…I LIKE TO MOVE IT MOVE IT…YOU LIKE TO MOVE IT MOVE IT…HE LIKE TO MOVE IT MOVE IT…WE LIKE TO MOVE IT!", Ed sang as he ran ' freely' down the street for everyone to see …including Mustang, Winry…. and a couple of cops…
A COUPLE HOURS LATER
Ed sort of woke up…half asleep, half awake…and he felt he was lying on something hard...really hard. He also felt somebody's body against his and somebody's arm rapped around his waist too.. At first he thought it might be Winry…'Was I that wasted last night 'he thought "Yes "he answered out loud. Then Ed noticed that the hand wrapped around him was thick… and heavy… and hairy….'since when was Winry this heavy…Oh my god!…what if it's not Winry…I hope it's not a fat girl…but would they be hairy'?
As much as Ed didn't want to see who was next to him, he looked anyways.
'Please don't be a fat girl, please don't be a fat hairy girl, please don't be …! '
But Ed was about to see was much worse than he imagined.
He turned around slowly and what he saw was a fat man…in his late 40's…extremely hairy…and extremely gross…
Ed's sleepy eyes opened wide and at the sight of the caveman and he practically hit his head on the ceiling as he jumped off the bed ( if you could call a cement block a bed)
"Aaaahh,what the hell!.. who are you!… what are you doing in my house?…what are you doing in my bed!... Ed pointed at him as he asked the fat man who awoke with a startle.
He looked at Ed with a questioning look ,"Ok if you wanna call a jail cell your house fine by me" said the fat dude as if he had better things to do.
"Huuu?…jail…how did I get here...well never mind, forget that...but …ummm…did we…you know? Ed tried to say as he was trying to explain without having to say the word.
"Sorry kid, I'm flattered, but I just don't row that way…" the man said plainly
"WHAT?. ..I wasn't saying I was gay…you were hugging me…I just was …"
"It's ok kid…you can trust me…I won't tell no one," the man whispered and then did something totally unexpected…he burst into tears
"It's just that I get so lonely sometimes...and …and ...I just need someone to talk to…"
he said as he pulled Ed into a very tight hug(even worse than bobbie hug kikyohater92)
And that's the last time Ed ever moved it…Please R&R )