The Truth Behind Scar's Sunglasses

Ed and Scar were having one of their usual fights. Ed ended up winning and decided he wanted to take something from him besides his pride so he started to search Scar for something valuable then he noticed Scar was wearing his sunglasses. Ed had always loved those sunglasses but he had the chance to wear them so he decided to steal them.

When Ed and Al got back to the hotel they were staying in in Central, Ed put Scar's sunglasses on a table and Al gave one of his lectures about how when Scar wakes up he's going to kill Ed.

"So? He's already trying to kill me anyway," replied Ed.

"I guess you're right…can I try them on?"

"Uhh…I don't think suits of armor can wear sunglasses…sorry, Al."

Al starts crying the best way a suit of armor can.

"But me on the other hand…CAN WEAR THEM!" said Ed, a little too enthusiastically. He puts on the sunglasses and looks around the room. "These things suck! They don't even dim the light the slightest bit! But I'm still going to wear them, they make me look cool!"

They go outside so Ed can show off his new look.

Ed walked like a model and winked at everyone who took even the slightest look of him, not that they could tell anyway through the incredible dark sunglasses. Then Ed realized something-he could see people naked! Scar is such a pervert.

Ed started to freak out at the sight of all the naked people roaming the streets, and then he got an idea…

Ed and Al went to the military base in Central, but Ed didn't want anything to interfere with his plan so he told Al to wait outside for him.

Ed walked through the doors of the military base with an evil look on his face, still wearing the sunglasses.

Riza walked up to Ed and greeted him. Ed couldn't help but blush as he saw the naked woman standing right in front of him.

"Edward?" said Riza, when Ed didn't answer her greeting.

"Sorry! I have to go!" yelled Ed, running away, trying not to look back at the naked Riza.

Ed continued his journey through the long corridors in the building, laughing quietly to himself as he got closer and closer to what he came here to do. He walked into the cafeteria and screamed. Too many naked men and women in one place! But there was Roy, sitting next to Hughes, who was showing him pictures of his daughter. Ed walked up to Roy, but Hughes saw him and started showing him pictures of his daughter. AHHH! The sunglasses even made pictures naked! Ed quickly turned away, but right where he looked was Roy, the guy Ed had been looking for. Ed had loved Roy for so long but he couldn't figure out why-he had never loved a man before in his life! That day was the day Ed figured out why he loved Roy. He burst out laughing as soon as he saw Roy naked. His chest-instead of being flat like a man's chest should be-Roy's chest was shaped like a woman's! Ed started shouting out in happiness: "I'm not gay!" and kept on laughing.

By the time Ed stopped laughing everyone was gone. "I might as well go back to the hotel now," said Ed, walking out of the building, and wondering how Roy managed to make his chest so flat it looks like a man's.

On the way back to the hotel, Al kept asking Ed what he had gone to the military base for but every time Al brought up that day Ed started laughing so Al decided it was best to just leave his brother alone.

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A/n: Sorry I took so long to update! I've just been really busy lately! Please Review!