It's something about the first war and about someone who was supposed to help everyone with this bastard Voldemort. I hope you will guess about who am I talking. Actually I don't like him that much, but… well, enjoy!

PS. It was supposed to be a song. In my Polish fanfics I've created a band singing songs about magic, war etc. I thought I can write one in English. Tell me what you think!

Long, long time ago

when I was young and handsome

this world looked much better…

Now when I'm not so young

the times become dark

my peace was ruined by this stupid letter

They said she's dead,

which makes me mad

I think I could slapped

this Auror if I was luck

He was just standing there

Acting as he care

How he dare?

HOW HE DARE?

Aurors will never help us

They always have paperwork to pass

And above all that

they like war and death

They like war and death

they have no reason to end that….

Sweet Merlin, we have only you

Merlin, I know what you could do

Please Merlin end this for as all

Please Merlin, save this world

I don't care if you like it or not

You have to save every little dot

With Gryffs and spinach and pink

And also with us, good Slytherins ;)

Save us Merlin, kill this snake

Merlin, you don't have to be afraid

Save us Merlin, you're on top!

Choke him with a lemon drop…

with a lemon drop…

with a lemon drop…